Instead he was on the tiled patio of Mar-a-Lago, bathed in golden light, with his wife and son Barron, who had reached teenagerhood two days earlier.In the eyes of the President and his aides, many of whom traveled to South Florida for the weekend, it was a moment to celebrate: the conclusion of an investigation that did not find enough evidence to indict the President or his confidants for conspiring with Russia to win the 2016 election.
Toobin: This is really good news for Kushner, Trump Jr. 01:22News the investigation had ended became official on Friday around 5 p.m. ET, as Trump was discussing trade and Brexit in a businesslike phone call with German Chancellor Angela Merkel at his Florida club.
Kevinliptakcnn what was that all about
Yes, the angels were signing, and the Unicorns were dancing in the Rose Garden while Jesus was being turned away by security.
Why?
Total Exoneration
So Leave the kid out of it!
the fuck
Fucking what?
is on an MSNBCile induced acid trip. Whoa look at the pretty rainbow colored ponies... Scully64 jjauthor KarenMonsour12 Lrihendry RyanAFournier brianmuddradio charliekirk11 RealJamesWoods TheOfficerTatum GregNorberg WhiteHouse TuckerCarlson toddschnitt slone
what the fuck.
CNN, this is a 'news' item that just might make Donnie like you a little bit... especially the golden light part.
Why does he have a coat on. At least he has his wife and his newly teenaged son. There are babies in cages in concentration camps at the border, who will never be reunited with their families. Narcissist. Skip the narrative next time, Barr. Bathed in golden light Come on CNN.
This CNN report fails to prove anything other than CNN’s political bias. According to this CNN article the conclusion the Mueller team” (all Democrats) isn’t thorough, factual or accurate. CNN, “Crap Not News”
Their tweet is drenched in sarcasm. CNN IS THE WORST.
bathed in golden santorum?
Are u okay?
This is one of the strangest tweets I’ve ever read... 🤔
Bathed in Golden Showers perhaps
'bathed in golden light'? Seriously? Who the hell wrote this? Dammed fools.
I'm sorry, did you hire a terrible erotica writer
This is news CNN most corrupt news network in American history.
benshapiro what do you think of CNN’s love story?
I didnt know that Trump was from Arkansas? He's married to his son?
Dude... you crushin'?
Yes! This CNN tweet is proof that I could totally write for CNN. I’d just need to brush up on some teenage romance novels and on some facts I’ve missed since I had no IDEA that Barron was the POTUS’s wife AND son. Who knew? Teenagerhood? Cool, I’m over here in middleagedom.
So?
Trump: 2, Liberals: 0
I guess they can go lower than I imagined. Pathetic CNN cnnfakenews
Having served the country a 27 million dollar “nothing burger” Democrats and main stream media owe President Trump and the American people a big apology! And the time has come for Democrats to shut up!
As the dusk fell like a drunken sailor down the stairs, Trump belched once, then again, and the full, moist sound held in the still air like his teenagerhooded son when he fed on the warm milk of his wife's tender orb while still in the protective caul of infanciness. CNNFanFic
WTH
为了学好英语，我也是拼了
Did Jackie Collins possess your Twitter account
Good for the President. Sooooooo sick and tired of hearing about Russia and collusion, I hope you stop reporting on it
Could not happen to the worst Fake news network . Can’t wait till you all get fired
Lol. This comment section is pure gold. The confusion is pure hilarity. CNN punked all of ya.
Someone's gotta crush! But if you think that ⤴️ is gonna make him - or us - forget about this ⤵️ think again. Weirdos.
Oddest romance novel synopsis ever... Who is social media manager for CNN, Nickolas Sparks?
😂😂 I am no sure what’s worse some moron actually wrote this or that FakeNews thought it was ok 😂😂
Golden light notwithstanding, your article is incorrect. As to Russian collusion, there was no evidence. None. T]he investigation did not establish that members of the Trump Campaign conspired or coordinated with the Russian government in its election interference activities.'
Dear Diary: I have submitted an article in the literary style to my bosses. I wonder if they will use it? Here's hoping! Jim
Cue the military parades and gulags. Welcome to the US of A in 2019; your Dear Leader is standing on the tiled patio bathed in Golden Light and don’t you EVER forget it
Why isn’t anyone talking about the word teenagerhood Adolescence is definitely a better choice.
Trump Russia Possible Collusion
cnn time to clean house. Did the eunuch write this?
Trying to switch up your journalism style for bad romance novels? You are done in the news industry! You still suck! This is some funny sh!t tho!
What a weird tweet! Even for Fake News
This tweet seems like the opening of a fictional novel. CNNAuthors CNNWriters CNNFiction CNNFakeNews Writers FictionWriters FictionNovels Novels BookClub Literature FakeNewsCNN FakeNews FakeNewsMedia
They ALL need their heads examined!!! NOW!!!! This is way too creepy.
Oh, please. Go write a few bodice rippers with this shit.
The word “teenagerhood” really ruined the mood.
Since when did become a propaganda machine for realDonaldTrump
WTF
We all know he liked bathing in golden showers
Should of read in goldenshower pissy Light ?
that 'golden light' in which the man bathes? he must have just stepped out of his private tanning booth. get real.
CNN was the Russian bot all along.
The light was not golden but orange emitting from within.
We know what you're doing and we know who you want to impress. Everyone has seen what you've been doing the last few years. It doesn't matter what you do, you've stained your name and in what? Idk that's not for me to decide but all I can say is. Learn To Code. (1/2)
...🙄
You just get creepier & creepier:/ Your 'Russia collusion' fiction is now trash, the RealCollusion between Russia & Obama & Hillary will be the focus now (since all the facts point to them):) & you have an UNHEALTHY obsession w/ young boys-you always talk about Barron:\\ creepy
WTF is this
😂😂😂could we also hear the murmured churns of a nearby babbling brook, as Bambi stopped to take a refreshing sip of its cool waters?
What happened to all the evidence you had and what about the BuzzFeed sources. WHAT FOOLS YOU ALL LOOK LIKE 2YRS OF LIES AND YOU WONT EVEN APOLOGISE FOR THE OBVOIS FAKE NEWS AND YOU WONDER WHY WE CALL YOU THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE.
Reminds me of the bad writing on all those clickbait posts on celebrities.
Four more years of Trump! Yayyy!🙄😟😒
American people will NEVER forget in 2020 Polling stations across the 50 states how AG Barr submitted 19 pages memo to Trump Allies to audition for the AG position. His job is get Trump off the hook and He did what Trump wanted. Trump is a crook, Conman and a Liar. Resign Trump.
Soo
The fuck did I just read?
Yeah who cares about Melanoma n the weirdo kid? Not me.
cnn is truly the enemy of the people
Twitter is evil 😈
Anyone else getting strong penguin vibes from this photo?
WTF, CNN? You have now fully gone over to the darkside.
I guess if you wanted to get attention for this silly article, then you got it!
'My sister has the flu,can you swim.' And ' throw me down the stairs my hat.' See, me write just as gooders as CNN.
This is why the media has no integrity. Waxing poetic as a set up for a fall to fall ... that does not
The work experience kid wrote this I bet.
What a terrible news media you have become cnn
Listen for two years they’ve been peddling the Russia collusion story and now that it’s out that it isn’t true they are embarrassed and don’t know how to express it.
you call that what? I've seen better English from Donald Trump...that's saying a lot. Ridiculous
Is that Trump or Gru?
Damnit ChrisCuomo just gets more relevant.
“Bathed in golden light!?!!?!?!!?!?!!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!
'...bathed in golden light'? What the actual f%k?
So
He played tennis as the sun danced atop the hefty buttocks....
“Please oh benevolent king, oh underestimated tyrant, don’t revoke our license”
“Bathed in golden light” 😂
wtaf
What age do you consider teenagerhood ?
Oh my.... How very romantic....Tell us, will you continue to wax poetic henceforth?🙄
Teenagerhood ?
His wife and son are the same age?......
CNN being weird AF.
Romeo oh Romeo, where art thou Romeo ?
Friends dont let friends CNN !
“Teenagerhood”?! Are you high? Or was this written by the orange toddler himself?
Lol....no. There is no dignity, grace, or beauty in anything in DC. Especially anything called Trump.
Damn, how embarassing for you.
More like bathed in darkness
Y’all gotta stop letting Stefenie Meyer write y’all headlines...
Lookin good 3
If Trump wasn't guilty or made his people guilty, he wouldn't have stayed in Flory mum and shitting his pants.
What fresh hell, cnn?
Huh.....
What the hell is the headline? Are you actively trying to get EVERYONE to dislike you?
I think someone was a little drunky when they posted this.
When you take off your wedding band, CNN, you’ll find a ring of green.
CNN: Clinton News Network or MSM/DNC News Network
If you look at his chin, it looks like he has two of them..
Is it just me or does he look fatter in this picture? Must be all that McDonald’s he eats daily
What smh
U
And this is important in life because?
I can see by the title it’s hard to find good writers now, with the budget ‘no collusion’ cutbacks and all. You might consider just dumping the lot of them and starting over with a new Fake News team.
WTAF? Bathed in a golden f*king light? Excuse me while I vomit.
What!
Teenagerhood, a place of golden, mar a largo infused light, but confusing too.
CNN needs an adult.
Yet another reason not to watch CNN anymore.
TDS network. Truckload of penicillin headed your way. Should help.
Someone clearly took a creative writing course or two and couldn't figure out how not to write about it 😂
Gee, why don’t you perform fellatio on him while you’re at it? 😒
Sorry, can you repeat that?
Hark... what light through yonder iPhone breaks..
What the effs from with you The poop cruise wasn't bad enough
Kinda makes a person feel just as good as November 8th 2016
Wtf happened to you cnn?
In short, No collusion, No prosecution, Only ACTION no cost to taxpayers ! MAGA Make Trump Great Again ⤵️
Who wrote this?!? Forget that, who approved this pile of third rate writing?!? 🤦🏻♂️ Then you wonder why people don’t take you seriously. Sigh. Your prerogative to write what you think makes sense.
If I taught journalism, I could use this tweet as an example of what is not journalism.
Yeah and maybe this was true collusion between Mueller and the House Dems. Let’s look into that
Hey CNN, with writing like this, one doesn’t have to wonder why all your shows are a big joke and you have zero viewers. No wonder idiots like Cuomo, Lemon and Berman have jobs over there.
CNN😂😂😂
Am I sending a little sarcasm?
You should *NOT* have sent a poet.
Glad the President is enjoying time with his family. So what is your problem with family time ?
He pulled her quivering body close and whispered softly 'can we get the kid a hooker for his birthday?'
Or as I prefer to say: “Stooped old man shuffles aimlessly around overpriced seniors’ resort.”
fire the fucking intern who wrote this.
Wtf is that about exactly? Sounds like a line from a romance novel. Your network sincerely sucks at reporting the news.
I’ll never watch cnn again. OANN should take their place. We have no real news.
LOVE my POTUS😘
You seem REALLY into this scene with Barron. It's making me uncomfortable. What the hell is wrong with you?
MAGA2020 MAGA 🇺🇸 😎
Who wrote this and WHY?
He looks like he’s about to throw up. Plus “teenagerhood” - who says that? Is this a Russian bot?
First you stalk him through the bushes, and now you write some weird poem about him? What's the matter with you people?
WTF!? What kind of journalism is this!? 'bathed in a golden light'? Are you sure it wasn't just his orange skin reflecting the light?! 😂
As usual CNN just repeats observances. So what?
RIP cnn June 1, 1980 - March 24, 2019
• ... EnemyOfThePeople • .,.
Wow, going all out with that investigative journalism First drooling over “I wouldn’t know truth if it slapped me in the lying face” KellyannePolls and now genuflecting for the Orange “my tweets ARE the fake news” Dictator realDonaldTrump SAD
wife and son barron ... new twist....
WTF?
I’m so ecstatic I cancelled you motherfuckers weeks ago. I think people retweet your tomfoolery so folks like me can still comment on them.
R A T I O . . .
be like... Trolling everybody... 🙄🤯🤨
cnnisfakenews
Get a room you two, sheesh!
when you try pulling off a fitzgerald but trump is no gatsby 😔🤟
CNN has completely lost my respect and I will no longer follow or watch.
Next, Don Lemon will pretend to like white people again.
He’s still our President!
.: 'Bathed in golden light'? What the hell, is this The Odyssey? What's next, Athena leading him around the hallow'd grounds of Mar-A-Lago (maybe disguised as his caddy)? Where the f**k are your journalist standards?
Is your twitter being handled by a 14 year old?
CompleteNonsenseNews as always.
The tweets in this thread are delicious lol.
Wtf!? He's orange. The light is not golden. His skin is the color a cheeto.
'After hours of valiant effort, the president surrenders and accepts the somewhat grim reality that he hasn't seen his penis for many years, and may never again. The crimson skies appear as the moonlight meets Venus.
Ok
6ftSe7en CNN is so bad at writing that their syntax here makes it sound like Trump is married to his son.
Cant be serious right now Seems I'm now left with only MSNBC to watch as its obvious you've gone to the dark side
I have to give this a D-. I will give you a chance to redo this and up your grade. Must be turned in by tomorrow.
What can I say? cnn IS fake news. BurnItAll
How is this relevant?
Dear Leader thanks you. Assclowns.
CNN is the toilet paper you leave behind.
This world is fucked
Trying to appeal to MAGAMorons now? Sorry, they still like Faux.
keithwvaughn Good for him. Family matters.
'Call me Donald..'
Are you colorblind? That's not golden. His face is just orange.
Golden light? More like gold like in the reflection of an elephant’s enormous pee stream.
Early in the spring of that long year, he left Mar-ALargo slightly buoyed by the Mueller report.
On the evening Duke Leto submitted his report to the Justice Department, President Harkonnen was on the tiled patio of Arrakis, bathed in golden light, with his (third) wife and son Feyd Rautha, who had reached teenagerhood two days earlier
This is why you bottom feeder.
Sure but no exoneration GodBlessAmerica
Oh. When did the Trump Org buy CNN?
At last, Barron has reached teenagerhood
Sounds perfect. Good for him.
I haven’t laughed so hard hard in ages. Thanks CNN, you really should consider a career in stand up.
CNN are a conspiracy theorist news network.
Again I'm thankful I unplugged my TV 4 years ago. I didn't know that CNN had become a drama network.
Say what?
‘teenagerhood’ ? Wtf?
CNN BLOWS
So
I will defend this (against my beliefs) Barrons birthday was on March 20th. He shouldn’t be using taxpayer money to take him on vacation for his birthday though.
CNN is looking so stupid and petty now.. This country is gar much better off, as are the American people, that your attempts to influence the 2016 election in favor of criminal hillary failed miserably.. or I should say wonderfully. 😂😂😂
The Democrats have us all fooled. The hate for Trump is all about Obama, not Hillary. Obama will be exposed in the second term. Guaranteed...
What a strange tweet.
Who gives a fuck?
This post just weird
Perplexing headline. Is this news? Please explain.
This should be the headline for an article published by the Onion. Abhorrent. The epitome of a poor sport and bad loser.
Good on him
Sounds like a man without a care. He navigated the entire probe?
what?
Delete your network.
Hallmark card parody?
That’s your best?
Sycophant.
Dear Penthouse,
What the fuck did I just read? Who writes this tripe?
Pardon me, but your Derangement is showing...
cnn is losing it. This headline is kind of pycho. TDS
Cutting edge journalism
Or was the President colluding with his wife and son about Maybe what was for dinner
weird flex but ok
In this thread.. NPCs that STILL don’t understand they hate someone MORE then they love our country. They’d rather be lied to by pretty people then to live in the truths of everyday average Americans. Btw CNN am I still a Russian Bot, today? Or are you the bot?
CNN has continually misled the public! Shame on you CNN! How can you live with all your lies telling people Trump, his sons and son in law were going to be indicted for many crimes! You owe many apologies because you clearly grossly abused the freedom of speech and free press!
You are ridiculous.
'Now is the Winter of our discontent...' -CNN staff
Then he retired to his bedroom with his supermodel wife. They watched reruns of the apprentice while discerning who gets the ax in the government swamp next week. Where she replied “give Dems hell de Donald” . Where he replied “ hold my beer”.
I love my president ♥️🇺🇸
Lol
Looks like he's having a heart attack hopespringseternal karma
I guess he took Meghan McCain 'so advise to spend time with his family...Lol. BTW, Trump is a crook! Plain and simple! I thank Mr. Mueller for his work, but Trump is still crooked.
This isn’t news. Pathetic.
Peek-a-boo
Someone should Dr. Seuss this up.
You mention Barron. you never bothered to mention him before.
Come on USA (CNN) ... STOP Playing The Man... Start Playing the Ball... Leave Him (The President) do his job to his Best Ability...& also; give His Family some Privacy...
That wasn't light.
I don't understand how anyone could write this. How did it happen?!
I can’t think of any other place he should be. Family first. ❤️
Why not he's done nothing, unlike CNN, happy lawsuits.
I couldn’t tell if the CNN account had been hacked or if the org is trying to make up for past nonsense. Scroll down, there’s got to be the eye blinking guy gif at least once.
That's the sweetest thing CNN has said in a long time. Awwww😊
Wow bathed in golden light, who is writing this shit?
That’s how every innocent man should spend his Sunday afternoon. I bet Hillary spent the afternoon in the fetal position, sucking her thumb knowing an indictment is certain.
'...did not find enough evidence to charge him with collusion....' how obvious can cnn bias be? everyone knows the correct and fair way is to not insert the subjective word 'enough'
President Trump Give them Nothing and Take from Them Everything!!!! WWG1WGA
This makes no sense.. what are you saying here?
CNN is the most frustrated media in the world today
'Bathed in golden light.' !! 😂😂😂
No
Trying anything I see to regain what was lost. You do know that out here in the REAL world most people have made you thw butt of daily & numerous jokes. LaughingStock. Give up already.
Dear diary...
Bathed in golden light? What’s that crap? I’m so done with CNN now that they are glorifying our corrupt president!
What?! 😂
And long before that night Nancy Pelosi said she was no longer pursuing her 'impeach Trump' song. Who believes anything on MSM anymore?
Fawning sickening description
Maybe u need to fire whoever wrote this and hire me? Pretty confident that I could do better. P.s. u r going to make me stop watching donlemon if u keep posting garbage.
'He looked at his happy family--his beautiful wife, his handsome son, now almost a man--and he reflected on ... John McCain. He never did like John McCain. He gave him a very nice funeral and never got any thanks.'
This is worded as beautifully as a spring rain storm bringing life back to dormant lands. spring rain is only beautiful if you're not getting wet, so along with the victims of this administrations crimes, victims of umbrella theft deserve recognition BringBackBilgesUmbrella
In HS if we had turned this in and called it an actual article we would have failed.
Replying to Unless 'bathed in golden' is a super-subversive dig, I'm not having it. Also, teenagerhood isn't a word. firethecopyeditor grammar
As a family not as Clintons mess!!
Bathed in golden light?
What sort of workout regimen do you do for your lips and tongue?
u ok?
Who gives a flying fuck.
This coverage looks North Korean.
You mean a lightbulb went on above his head because he has the idea that he's screwed?
Is your headquarters in N. Korea now because this is some 'glorious-leader' sounding prose.
Who wrote this crap?
Bathed in golden light?!? Haha. Who wrote this headline? Robert Frost?!?
Witch-hunt, total..
So Baron reaches teenage years? Great, now daddy’s gonna teach him what he thinks women like
In the made for TV movie of this tweet Lori Laughlin should play wife and son Barron in a stirring comeback performance
This had to be on purpose. No one could write a header this bad accidentally....not even in teenagerhood
⤵⤵⤵⤵⤵ 3 media TV types: 1FOX-all tRUmpf all the time 2ALL other MSM (CNN MSN ABC CBS)-all distraction all the time. Nunes cow,Conway marriage,report/no report 3RACHAEL MADDOW context,educational, breaking,no cow,conway
God bless our President Trump and shame on the hating enemies of the people for desperately wanting him to fail at the expense of our nation. Trump2020
240lbs 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Wtf is this? It's like soft core porn for Republicans...
I am curious what the prose would sound like when we’re all bathed in the crimson light. Good thing the tiled floor is porous.
Meant to say “orange light”, right?
How could I miss this. I have to admit I was too fixated with how the Rose Garden has been more golden than it should be. But, especially in the early morning though. Totally forgotten about how the porous tiled floor is also perfect for continuous golden shower. MAGoldenA !
What novel is this?
This is just like voting for a president our vote really doesn't count that was proven to me with trump. And the media is ment to keep us confused and against one an other 😒
MAGA!!!!
What? What the hell is this? Fire whomever wrote this or send them back to the mental institution, which ever comes first.
The new head of cnn news gives us kallyanne puffers and scenes from springtime for Hitler. Good call cnn. Block that channel
Golden bath
You mean showered in golden liquid? I think autocorrect got ya.
This tweet is as weird as Trump being president theupsidedown TwilightZone
Pfffft
🤮
this is what I see when I see this photo.
Looking kind if wore down there Mr. President
Don't drink and write, folks.
Are you trying to cover your shame for the last two years by turning it into a romance novel?
I know I ask this a lot but, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Funny how CNN was once a respectable, highly trusted news source. Now it stoops to this garbage for whatever reason. They're hated by everyone.
Trump has a young son? 🤷🏾♂️
“Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, or whether I walk from the can with toilet paper on my shoe and no one says a word(!) these pages must show.”—Charles Dickens, David Copperfield Trump
CNN’s Jeff Zucker made it the “Kardashian” version of news: dumb as the new smart & fake the new real; will no longer put on CNN if life depended on it.
What in the hell is this crap? Sounds like an excerpt from a shitty romance novel. I don’t know what’s going on at CNN as of late, but make it stop.
WTAF?!
“Teenagerhood?” We don’t use adolescence anymore?
Here for the ratio on the trash headline
Is anybody seeing what I'm seeing on FOX NEWS LOL I could have swore that they were just saying how nobody cares about the Mueller report but look at what they're covering... fakefoxnews
Lol
Too bad the photo doesn’t match your majestic description? Where’s the kid? Where’s the golden light? Someone needs to unplug you and start over, CNN.
Fcken hilarious cnn lolol
Lol. What? huss_s
TheGreatAwakening Trump2020Landslide 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸MAGA ComeToTheLight 💡💡
That reads like a pulp fiction with Fabio and some bosom-heaving wench on the cover.
When did Barron take on the role of son AND wife? syntax grammartips
Is it golden light or is it orange light reflecting off his face?
Looks like they’re prepping for KellyannePolls appearance. Isn’t Politics hiring her or something?
Is this satire...or.....?
WTF! Did CNN drink the koolaid?
So he had nothing to worry about?
Didn’t realize Lindsey Graham worked for .
Teenagerhood?
Is this some sort of bipolar disorder or something? But you do realize that if you want to become the official State propaganda network you're so far behind Fox that even sucking up like this won't get you there now? It's too late, so go back to responsible reporting please.
Seriously? You do realize that trump followers are never going to “trust” CNN as anything but fake news, so will never watch you. What you are doing is losing viewers that have been faithful but will not stand for this kind of sick embellishment of the news.
*pukes*
'aliens then landed in the golden light. their ship a great behemoth of cold grey metal. the beings exited the vessel , standing in front of the trump family. 'The fuck you done Donald? we put you here as an observer!'
Just here for the ratio party
WTF sort of a sentence is that?
CNN has been assimilated. They are one with the MAGABORG. Is anyone else afraid of being brainwashed and giving in? I’m exhausted after 2 years of resisting. I feel like it’s only a matter of time before we’re all infected.
CNN I can't watch you any longer. WTH
what is this haha
😂😂😂😂 Your grade is C-
cnn come on! This isn’t reporting news. You guys are getting as bad as Faux entertainment “news”.
Do we not news any more?
Wife and child. LOL
What kind of Nerd penned this?
Re intriguing “bathed in golden light” cameo of Trump: 1) As far as Google Ngram can tell, this phrase has never (since 1600) been used in a book. 2) Is it an homage to Kingdoms Bathed in Golden Light? ( ) Would love to hear edit-room discuss of this
Why don’t y’all just blow his clownass already?
Wow! Finally some “REAL” good writing from an abomination of a news outlet...
what?
Ok
how much you being paid for this drivel ? Now you really are FakeNews
I believe that Trump is now writing your tweets.
is the real hero of the resistance
CNN can only hire drop out journalism majors now.
For once, CNN was right.
'golden light' - shower it was golden shower.
Bathed in golden what?
Who wrote this crap?
What, are you writing for teenage girls now? What happened to the news?
Did Danielle Steele write this or something?
I love all these mad libs. Their own brainwashing news network posts something not bashing Trump and they seize out. He's arguably one of the greatest presidents in history. GET. OVER. IT.
🤮
I hope this is a parody piece. But you're early for April Fool's, guys.
Fam. Stop.
Kevin Liptak do you really think this description of trump is accurate? Sounds fake to me!
Bathed in golden light? 😂😂😂😂😂 stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lay off the speedballs. Stimulants are not improving your writing the way you think.
This is absolutely ridiculous.
CNN....Look, I know this is the only thing you've wanted and pushed for over the last like 3 years, but my gosh, chill the hell out.
Don’t compare this to a bad romance novel. This is dystopian.
Some are here for the ratio, others are here to watch the libs go on a full blown mental breakdown. I'm here for both. 😂
How nude were you when you typed this out?
Golden light? Was he auditioning for a 'bada book bada bing' commercial in which people glow?
Growing consensus that CNN sucks.
This is why I don’t watch CNN
Dear CNN, stop trying to write prose.
It was the night before Xmas when all through the house. WTF CNN?
This is nauseating. You need to do better than this if you want to claim you're a news organization.
Is this an erotic novel?
Poor cnn can’t handle it ,
Huh?! Who wrote this?
This is why I watch MSNBC.
I'm confused so the main Network that has done everything they can to get this man ousted from office is now embracing him? Or is this an olive branch to hopefully prevent the numerous amount of lawsuits coming their way for all the lies they've told over the past two years?
CNN...f&k YOU! You are a Mess!
You deserve people thinking you have no credibility. What kind of news is that?
Sure it’s not the orange from his face!
barf
CNN morphed into
I see someone paying attention to Bossip headlines
fan fiction?
I couldn’t get past “bathed in golden light” in this stupid piece.
Dear diary...?
WTAF CNN?
Yet, the light could not shield the sound of his moan;; a moan as low and as dismal as an autumn wind.
'Teenagerhood'? Not only is that not a word, but you didn't even have the sense to hyphenate it.
Ugh.
Oh so sad 😢😢😢
What is wrong with you? You want the world to take you seriously and than you print rubbish likr this?
During Mueller investigation Breaking news We love Mueller Bombshell Impeachment Collusion Any day now indictments New evidence Fallout in the White House Mueller report released We hate Mueller Transparency Cover up 🤔
Since you pired your new 'consultant' things are really gone sideways with you folks...in other words from right center to right.
FAKE NEWS; YOU LOSE.
So F’ing what. Do some journalism. What was happening off camera.
'Bathed in golden light?' Are you effing kidding me? In addition to Fox News, I'm going to have to start referring to cnn as state propaganda.
When you just add words so you can submit your assignment. In the name of Daniel Steel what Mills and Boons is this?
CNN is the Facebook of cable tv.
Hey and MSNBC, while you gave and continue to give free coverage/support for your $-maker Trump, FoxNews IGNORES all speeches/rallies of democratic candidates. Your constant airing of Trump’s reality show helped make him a fictional reality star President. Congrats!
Fake news CNN, irrelevant
Daaaaang cnn! Now Trumpers have two channels to watch!
WTF?
Then, from out of nowhere, lightning struck.
What is this propaganda garbage?! Did CNN hire North Korean trained journalists? I was waiting to read that Trump had sprung cherub wings, floated to a cloud, and played a harp.
👍 The 🅾MEN
and yet it's still a giant turd bathed in sunlight
Did someone tip you off that they're going to get away with everything, and begin going after the entities on their 'enemies list'?
Damn, CNN, going hard to be his favorite side piece after Fox, eh?
Eek. What happened to the editor?
I hope someone introduced him to his son.
Jesus, did you mix up your article with your Harlequin romance fan fiction?
Where's Gordon Lish when you need him?
eww, not watching/reading cnn any longer. This is just gross, even if it was about a non gop. This writer should go to cheesy romance fiction bc this is crap.
Oh please with this bullshit.
You left off the part about the 3.4 million dollar cost to the taxpayer for his little weekly vacation from his 'work' viewing Fox News at the white house.
Teenagerhood? Incredulous with that one tbh.
On the evening Donald Trump submitted his report to become President Of The United States 🇺🇸 became AKA: FakeNews
CNN is hitting new depths. They are almost unwatchable
Trump needs to stop slouching like that... It's so bad for your neck 😩
Is this real life? Cnn is like an obsessed girlfriend who got dumped
Bathed in golden tub in the Mar-a-Lago Presidential Suite
The ritual was a success apparently
This isn't a fan-fiction site, you know.
qanon this deserves this meme
If you look at the recent hires and stories, CNN is being Foxified.
Baron is both his wife and his son? And they/he/she just turned 13? Seems kind of kinky
And your point is....?
Good for him
Um...what?
He knew what was in the report. So did Pelosi. Their comments the last few weeks make that clear
What the fuck is this?
SO? What's your point flemwads?
Teenagerhood?
You sure you wanna use a metaphor like “Bathed in golden light” when ya know...pee-pee tape and all...? 😂.
TheEnemyOfThePeople.. FakeNews
FFS CNN what is wrong with you? You’re supposed to be a news source, not a source of laughably bad, bootlicking romanticism.
Also...pretty sure that image is WH not MAL.
Yo! LindseyGrahamSC ! I see you enjoyed Mar-a-Lago. Nice. So, you writing tweets now?
This is sycophantic. What happened to ?
You drunk?
bebetter
You done been hacked.
Calm down there, Dickens, it ain't that deep
Bathed in golden light, and I hope they are enjoying every minute of it. I would be.
Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us.
Was it more like 'Bathed in Golden Showers'?
What the hell are you doing? This isn’t a romance novel, it’s one of the most consequential news stories in American history. Get it the hell together, hire a journalist or two, not Jackie Collins.
You're dead to me, now.
So what? It sounds like your FakeNews channel is trying to instigate class envy, a reprehsible action. You do this with all successful conservatives, yet you give the left's billionaires like Bezos, Steyer, Gates, etc. praise for being rich. The duplicity is disgusting. FoxNews
That isn’t journalism, it is purple prose.
Sounds like a romance novel.
What in the absolute f*ck is this bs?!?! Who wrote this garbage?
All I see is a man so obese and traitorous that the weight of his gut and fear pulls his spine and head forward and down, giving the appearance of a depressed colossal jumbo shrimp in a forty-pound overcoat.
Bit twee innit?
cnn online editörünün kerencenar olduğunu bilmeyenler varmış. Bakınız bu san’attır ve ulusaşırı bir “haberedebiyat” örneğidir. Ss alın.
More like bathed in a golden shower, but you do you, .
Bathed in golden showers...
Teenagerhood about to begin his career in the TrumpCrimeFamily .
He is an ugly man inside and outside!
There are people who hate our president, is like those people who are linked to ISIS to hate and insult such a person who works hard for our country.
Bathed in golden light? You’re even more insane than you were before the Mueller Report.
Seriously?.... seriously? What the hell is going on with you ?
Anyone know how to wash the taste of balls out of your mouth? Asking for
This doesn't look like a guy who thinks he's safe and the nightmare is over but it does look like a guy who really, really REALLY doesn't want to go to work tomorrow. LockHimUp
Crock o’ Shit writing continues at as the soft urine colored light continues to bathe the grifters celebrating democracy’s slow death at pay for play Mara Lago.
It was a dark and stormy night......somewhere
Watch, CNN will now begin covering the president in a good light post mueller probe and the brainwashed liberals won’t know how to take it! Hahahahahaha
“Bathed in golden light” what the fuck CNN?
Is CNN going to apologize to President Trump and the American people? CNN Sucks.
Would anyone else like Kevinliptakcnn to explain himself? This is some truly craven ball-licking.
More than 2 years of non-stop lying from propaganda network FakeNewsCNN.... NoCollusion!
Stop kissing up to this monster just to attract the ilk that follows him. We don’t need another Fox Network.
Also ‘bathed in golden light ‘ ? What golden light are you seeing More importantly, I’d like to have what are you smoking 😂😂
What the fuck is this
Wait, I know, CNN is forcing its writers to take a remedial creative writing class.
Wtf are you doing Politics ? Bathed in golden light, really.
WTF is this?
What is this A Danielle Steel novel?
What was he wearing?
wut
This reads like the beginning to a trashy dime store romance novel. Do better, .
BeButter
Tax time, important safety tip: Declare 100% of bribes from Fusion GPS, even if they were paid cash under the table or Fusion neglected to send a 1099.
Weren’t there 5 indictments- so there’s definitely collusion duh!
Dear --it doesn't count as an internship when it's the 14-year-old nephew of someone in management who took (and barely passed) a creative writing course last year.
... oh for fuck’s sake
Hey Politics I have a serious question. What capacity does Trump have to launch investigations?
The fatted calves, their throats laid bare before the high priests knife. The ancient rite of Appeasement Unto Baal was at hand. Trump, a mountain of orange flesh, slathered in oil by his concubines, lamented that his favorite among them would be consumed as well.
“The setting sunlight kissed the tips of the freshly mowed grass. You could faintly hear the sounds of passerby traffic by drivers yet unaware that Mueller had delivered his report......”
“Bathed in golden light” - seriously? Was there perchance also a burning bush? Or at least a voice from the sky?
SO WHAT!
“Bathed in golden light” lol gtfo
CNN = FAKE NEWS Democratic Party propaganda.
..At that moment President Dipshit looked down at his newly teenaged son, pointed off into the distance and said “Well Jimmy, if you’re ever looking for a 5knuckle shuffle the Orchids of Asia massage parlor is just 5miles yonder.” Those were the last words the 2 ever spoke.
“Bathed in golden light”? Are you guys dating or something?
Are you saying he’s the second coming? “Bathed in golden light”
Wow. Talk about sycophantic.
'Bathed in golden light'? What in the actual hell?
Ewww.
CNN is turning into Fox News. I checked out at the right time it seems. So Trump and Kellyanne Conjob are getting puff pieces now. It makes it worse on y'all cause Trump calls you fake news every chance he gets. Trying to play both ways and I won't stand for that.
“...bathed in golden light...”?
What golden light?
Some writer was feeling himself on this one
I hate this
I am just here for the comments to this shit show of an article. Thanks CNN for your crappy writing.
Y’all need a new editor, JFC
Dear Penthouse, I never thought I would be a writing a letter like this! It all started on the tiled patio of Mar-a-Lago, bathed in golden light, with my wife and son Barron, who had reached teenagerhood two days earlier...
Stop groveling to Trump, CNN. You're not journalists. When are you going to provide actual news instead of nonsense spin?
Do you get paid for this drivel?
Was the golden light coming from his ass? Please answer, CNN, this is a very serious question. Very serious, like your reporting.
You spelled “shower” wrong.
Nice 'fluffer' journalism, KevinLiptakCNN. This bullshit is why I won't watch your network. BTW, was your 'bathed in golden light' gag me line written by former Trump admin. official Sarah Isgur Flores?
This sentence has too many nouns in a row. Be less writerly and focus on clarity.
Trump bathes in Cheeto milk, and I can’t believe both Melania and Barron reached “teenagerhood” at the same time
Still not use to the winning? Don’t worry. We’ll keep teaching you
Don't you hate deadlines? cnn
Golden showers ?
Teenagerhood?
Somebody was daydrinking...
Greatest President of our time... Trump2020
“Bathed in golden light”....is this a reference to his golden showers in Moscow? Bathed in pee?
Are you kidding me? Do really consider this journalism?
“Bathed in golden light”? Shouldn’t FoxNews be the one captioning his photos with silliness like that?
Gross
What kind of weird romance novel you tweeting out?
He fights for all of us.
real_farmacist What the hell kind of reporting is this?
Golden aura around his head, just like the sun god........PALEEESSSSE! What the hell is this?
Sheesh cnn 'Bathed in Golden light' Ugh. Probably better than being bathed in golden showers though I suppose. But I don't know. You'd have to ask donald.
The key element of social control is the strategy of distraction that is to divert public attention from important issues and changes decided by political and economic elites, through the technique of flooding continuous distractions and insignificant information - Chomsky
Ahh so needy. Desperate much? You must’ve forgot he still considers you the enemy of the people
So he wasn’t having unprotected sex with a porn star this time? PornStarPresident CnnNewStateTV
See how he hunches over like a martyr who’s about to be crucified for a higher cause?
Fake news!
You are KILLING me 😂 “golden light”....I’m still trying to get over DanaBashCNN doing the puff piece on KellyannePolls!
Who's drunk tweeting ?
This is trump digging for the cnn writer.
Why is this the phrasing?
Did TheOnion take over CNN?
Every day CNN finds a way to make me hate them even more.
Come on . Bathed in golden light? What are you going for here?
Did FoxNews write this for you?
Cnn has no credibility left
cnn u ok dude?
Are you outsourcing articles to MAGA Elementary
Is this an Onion account now?
Yeah because celebrating their sons birthday isn’t allowed... you people suck...
I’m just saying he really don’t understand what a crisis is he created for America democracy I kept hearing him say no Collusion it’s a hoax so he feels flattered enjoying golden lightning but that is soon to be turned off and NY LED lights are BRIGHTER BIGGER and SHINIER right
CNN's twitter account has obviously been hacked by Donald Trump Jr....
Why are you all about the Trump propaganda still?
Teenagerhood You guys... Lol
I this trump FanFiction
the fuck is this even
What an awesome place to hang out. lol Bet this made lefties even more angry. lol
And CNN is still a second rate opinion organization. You should try News, like real news.
Feels like we have been dealing with CNN on a spring break booze cruise for the past week. Wtf is going on with your “writers”
“His wife and son Barron.”
What is happening with CNN? Like the Kelly Ann Conway piece, this feels like propaganda.
You’ve sunk to new depths and lost all relevance to me.
They left part of the voiceover out. It said, “The President then said to little Barron, ‘Hey, kid, pull my finger,’ and as the child did so Trump produced a fart so long, so odorous and so loud that its green cloud reached the troposphere and created an Aurora. We all prayed.”
Great!
I am confused. His wife is his son? Geez, CNN, please use more better English in you're posts.
Whoever wrote this should be FIRED!
That sounds like a puff piece you would have found on Pravda not a reputable US News Organization.
Ok That’s the final straw. I’m done ✅
This is CRAP
JFC you reupped this?
Every day I’m SO grateful for this President. I love that he’s in Florida this weekend, relaxing! He’s never once been sick since taking office which is pretty amazing. Pray for him and our country 🙏🏻
Golden Light!?!?! Well he is the GOD EMPEROR AFTER ALL...
Okay. This is the most stomach-roiling, despicable descriptive paragraph ever. No more, CNN. Gawd, no more...
He knows he's done wrong
are you okay, cnn? or have you been smoking some shit again 🤦🏻♀️
the fuk?
A post fat man in FL lip syncing haiku (as opposed to the uninspired “fat lady singing”)reference S.D.N.Y awaits baskers in golden light “Oh, 💩!” baskers cry
'...BATHED IN GOLDEN LIGHT...'? He's not the second coming of Christ, ffs. And the word 'teenagerhood'. You guys are really grasping at straws, and it's hilarious.
Someone is drinking some spiked Trump Kool-Aid.
Bathed in golden light lol.. this article was bathed in bullshit.
Are you high?
WTF is this? Is this supposed to be news?
Who wrote this and what the hell were they smokin?
This isn’t reporting-WTF happened to CNN
What the actual
Article should be titled “Kevin Liptak Touches Himself to Self Written Erotic Trump Fanfiction”.
AMJoy SundayMorning TrumpTreason The only light I want to see Trump 'bathed in' is the harsh bright light of an interogation room. Right before they drag his big fat ass off to prison like HIS posse members before him. Say 'hi' to Paul & Michael from the American People.
Worst poem ever.
I think it’s sarcasm.... ?
I have now unfollowed
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮
Is he getting a blow job?
Which romance book is this from?
WHO TF WRITES THIS SHIT?
You know people can see this right?
Is this the opening line of a novel?
At least he’s only bathed in golden light. I was afraid a shower was involved.
CNN our here publishing creative writing essays
WTF kind of statement is that? Sounds like something you would write in a fiction novel.
I thought human fluff pieces were supposed to involve humans.
“Bathed in golden light”.... are you serious with this shit? Tf is wrong with you people?
Eat tu, CNN?
Dafuq?
if you have nothing to say, sometimes it's better to say nothing at all.
TEENAGERHOOD!!! It's called adolescence. How is this job so fucking hard for you?
A teenage wife-son Impressive! You guys suuuuucccck.
It was a dark and Stormy night...
Yeah can we NOT do this CNN?
CNN, you okay? Who the hell refers to being 13 as 'reaching teenagerhood?' For real, you good? Maybe a nice cup of covfefe?
How poetic. I thought CNN was known for being anti-Trump though?
Golden Whatzit?
Good, When’s the novel releasing date
What heck were you hacked?
CNN: *reads blog that Twitter prefers a more poetic and descriptive writing style. Also CNN:
A golden bath?
CNN, the world just revoked your news card for this one. Your leadership is clearly incompetent and your teams obviously forgot what news, journalism and America stands for. I will ask you this, i wonder if any of you still even live in America
Bathed in golden light So you are the new Fox News, idolizing a criminal thug? You do realize that when he is gone, your readers and viewers are never coming back, right?
what was the point of publishing this fluff?
And then?
CNN has gone to the dark side...
cnn baby i think the 12 year olds usually point to wattpad for fanfiction
I dont think golden should be used here.....🚿🚿🚿🚿
Hahaha omg more like a bathroom night light...
Dafuk CNN 😠
Bathed in golden light? What the actual fuck, CNN?
He was bathing in SOMETHING golden.
I think you meant 'bathed in golden showers?'
So gross
The babies trump locked in cages were bathed in constant light from the fluorescent tubes that burn 24hrs (to interrupt their sleep) in their icebox temp holding cells that have now become their home. ReturnTheChildrenToTheirParentsUnderCourtORDER
Thank God it wasn't a 'dark and stormy' night or maybe not. WTF, is the writer doing a 50 shades of Trump book? Creepy as all get out. And CNN don't ever mention Barron again, please. Ewwwww...,
CNN back on the Trump campaign trail boosting his cred.
And who did they recently hire for editorial input?
We are, however, still awaiting some poetic justice. Continuous evidence of collusion & conspiracy with this administration are in plain sight. (...& maybe, think about a comma)
Who gives a flying fuck
CNN competing with Fox News in buttering up Trump. YUCK
What is this a creative writing rough draft?
I'm sure I am not the first to say disgusting reportage. Unless you meant it as a mockery? 🤔
It seems Kevinliptakcnn got confused; he thought he was writing romantic fiction, purple prose, as he waxed about 'golden light' bathing the babbling criminal in the WH as he spent rare time w/his complicit wife & beleaguered son, waiting to hear just how much he got away with.
Fire whomever wrote this
What a disgusting description.
Our sun is white. So those 'golden' rays may be part of that spectrum...but it is not the color of light our sun is emitting. You should consult with neiltyson. 😂
Missing something, ...maybe? Are you seeking a new editor? You've got about 320 million amateur editors right here on Twitter. Poetic injustice aside, you do need a new editor. Hint: the answer why is in this tweet
And Barron’s voice broke and said, “So papa when will you tell the truth about you and Putin and how mother got here” At that moment Groppenfuhrer slapped Barron across the face. Breathless Barbie walked in and rushed to her lover Dotard Donnie to comfort him as he sobbed.
Take my money! I'm sold!!!
CNNPsyops CNNPropaganda arm for Trump 🤮🤬 BoycottCNN, they did the same thing in 2016! FCNN RNN
Wow. Just wow. What the actual fuck is wrong with you attempting to make a monster sympathetic? You're alienating the left and the right will never like you. What exactly is your strategy here?
Hilarious article. BTW, the fat lady hasn't begun to warm up. This is the calm before the storm.
EXPLAIN!!!
Wtf?
Is...is this setting up a scene of some sort?
Please rename your network “PUF” as in Puffing Up Fascists” and also gurl, bye.
Do you guys realize how many people would kill trump if we could get away with it? Let's just say alot
That light is the glow of vindication. And a stark contrast to the lies the MSM/Democrats have been feeding Americans for over 2 years. Many qs remain. Time for journalists to DO THEIR JOB, and expose how this lie started.
Nice picture. Creepy hulk it’s like Hitchcock.
Kevinliptakcnn should be FIRED.
FkCNN aka RNN. Russia News Network 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🤮🤬
Golden light? I hope that’s a metaphor for pee.
Didn't realize CNN would try to get on Trump's side. Oh how the turneds have tabled!
CNN is complicit
cnn making yourself more irrelevant day after day. WTF
After seeing LindseyGrahamSC ‘s total 180, now this. 😡
What even is this?
CNN's Sputnik acct.?
Why doesn't CNN just shut up and go away.
News? Wow! Outstanding journalism here! Really is! Go fly a damn kite
Did CNN hire Snoopy? 'It was a dark and stormy night...'
Probably not coincidence
I didn't know you were allowed to marry your teenage son...
Yes they basked in the light of crazy leftist savages tears. It must have been wonderful
What the fuck even is this?
So why did you use a picture of Donnie that was obviously taken at the White House, again?
Maybe cnn has seen that their leftist ways of thinking “the sky is falling” and are making a turn for the better and moving on from crying over spilt milk?
The purplest prose I’ve ever written has never even come CLOSE to this deep shade of violet. And you people call yourselves a “news organization”?
Who in the actual fuck wrote that?! They need to find a different job!
Zucker put out the memo. cnn reporters fall in line. What is this brianstelter
Russiagates final breath was that of sitting in their ivory media towers for they had fought tirelessly to bring down the 45th sitting president to only discover the patriots of America will not tolerate their dignity and rights being trampled by their likes. fades
Good lord this is pathetic. Just send him a picture of a Cheeto between your lips. It’s the same message, with more dignity and less abuse of the English language. “Reached teenagerhood?” Seriously?
The CNN web editor who handles Twitter is high on bath salts
The Media fails the American people day in and day out.
What? Is this a joke
Wow... if that's not trying to polish a turd in literary journalistic form I dont know what is.
Jesus. This frequent viewer will no longer be tuning in.
Whoever wrote this: you are not F. Scott Fitzgerald.
For all of you who dont know what a company on the brink of total collapse looks and sounds like just pay atrenting to cnn... they are a text book case.
This is beautiful. 😭
Is chasing the typical 'CNN is fake news', FoxNews viewer? That's a hell of a losing strategy.
When your not over the Mueller report after spending over 2 years of lying..What kind of person talks about his son? CNN will never be trusted again...
This is product from a Drinking Night!!!
Kinda creepy headline there...stalkers.
CNN is a joke.
Bathed in Golden light. What is that Another word for bathed in piss
This is straight-up creepy
1st he descended from a golden escalator. Now '...BATHED IN GOLDEN LIGHT...' 😱Anyone else out there as appalled & scared as I am right now that after the puff piece by DanaBashCNN on KellyAnne, has totally gone all Leni Riefenstahl ?
YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING DUMB. THIS HEADLINE IS AN INDICTMENT OF YOUR COMPLACENCY AND UTTER INCOMPETENCE IN GETTING THIS MAN OUT OF YOUR LIVES. HE’S SITTING THERE ON HIS THRONE BECAUSE YOU REFUSED TO TAKE DIRECT ACTION, USING MUELLER AS AN EXCUSE.
Where's your story on President Trump meeting with heads of states from several countries?
Is CNN swooning?
CNN has just entered another dimension, the twilight zone at crazytown
bathed in golden showers
Trump was bathed in tanning bed light.... There cnn i corrected it for you.
'...bathed in golden light...' Was the golden light glorifying his holy presence? WTF is wrong with you? If you've gone over the the cult, at least try to pretend you're unbiased. Or better yet, I'll just stick to MSNBC.
CNN is the new Fox
Ya, I was at Boston Pizza with the wife and the public didn’t give a shit about that either. I didn’t have to ponder any past crimes though.
Don't have anything new to add but wowee what a headline
Bathed in golden light !? WTAF
Guess he missed the golden light on Barrons actual birthday- two days earlier
What the Hell is this? fakespeare
Dinner served. 🤣
Broham, why dontcha just marry him if you love him so much RTFLMAO!!
'There's a million stories in the Naked City. This is just one of them:'
'with his wife and son Barron'. This new season of 'Game of thrones' is wild!
Hey you guys stole my fanfic wtf
FakeNews nausea WTF
'......when Fabio slowly appears in the distance, on a white steed, long, blonde hair fluttering with the wind.'
Send it back to the Kremlin for rewriting and spell check.
As he should!
These new excerpts from winds of winter suck.
This reads like a romance novel. Y’all are sick.
Bathed in golden light, the porn- star raw-dogger and his paid companion & partner in birtherism idly chatted gleefully about how they had pulled the greatest grift. Convincing uneducated Americans that they gave a shit, which of course they didn't.
Things like this make me appreciate cspan.
“...bathed in golden light.”
'Bathed in Golden light', CNN? REALLY?
Now the world is upside down FoxNews is ticking off realDonaldTrump while is now playing footsie with him.
When did the Obama daughters enter the Hood?
'bathed in golden light'....... ' Really? WTF?
President trump was on the patio, having an excellent penis day, the three quarters erection gave the illusion of it having any girth, while a gentle breeze highlights the commander in chief's well quaffed blonde and gray junk toupee
JFC - is this CNN or a freaking bad romance novel
Golden light Oh yea, like the light of angels. hahahahahaha
This was a bizarre decision all around.
CNN, you had me at “tiled” and “golden,” but lost me at saying that Trump is now married to his teenage son.
Weird flex, but ok.
real_farmacist Anything “bathing in golden light” is a tick too much for me, let alone this treasonous weasel‼️
You are sick
We don’t care
🤮
This opening paragraph made even Leni Riefenstahl wince
So since Mueller proved Democrat media was FAKE news, where do you go from here?
...his son’s foray into the angst of teenage adolescence would have to take a back seat to the storm of worry now wrecking his brain. He knew that Mueller’s report was definitely going to result in a massive chunk of his golfing time spent blobbing about it...(some1 carry on)
Ugh... cool story bro 🤷🏼♂️
WTH is all that gobbledygook suppose to mean?
I’m so hard right now...
If this is your new strategy, it sucks.
What the fuck is this
The orange light of someone peeing on them. Trump loves golden showers!
lol CNN are you ok?
This sounds like a wattpad fanfic lmfao what is this
Bathed in Golden light? Who writes this shit?
But what song did they have playing in the background?
Congrats. You, tweet writer, you are now Trump's poet laureate.
What’s the point of this? So he was with family on the night? Okay. Cool story bro. Not news material but 👌🏻
When you accidentally post your latest fan fiction to the CNN twitter account instead of Wattpad
Ew
FFS CNN!
fakenews
With comments like this, I can see why CNN is the most trusted name is news.
Did someone lose a bet?
'Vámonos, amigos,' he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.
Yo stop
I want my money back
Are you Trump's new publicist, ? It's obvious and shameful.
CNN is so hate filled it will destroy them. What goes around comes around and they wonder why low ratings. Having to pay airports to air their network
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣. “have a nice day!”
The son that reached teenagerhood with daddy off his rocker ranting about a dead war hero
Ew.
This is nauseating. Is CNN over?
Looking for the reference to Trump’s “heaving bosoms”
WTF is this?
More like “giving Penguin from Batman Returns vibes”
Barron is also his wife Breaking new
Bathed in golden light? Huh?
CNN, have you reached the pinnacle of drunkenness? 🤦🏻♀️
. I just realised I've got your news app on my phone. I'll be deleting that now.
You should be embarrassed. This head-title is terrible, and obviously written by a pro-Trumper.
Is this like the Stockholm syndrome where the hostage falls in love with their captor?
CNN just won that Bulwer Lytton ‘It Was A Dark and Stormy Night’ bad writing contest.
Really?!
CNN, has always been full of crap. All they do is cater to the far left with feel good stories and massive amounts of anti-trump propaganda. Now when they hire someone with a different perspective, you all freak out, because your little bubbles have burst. Wake up.
The Gang at CNN weren’t hired to be script writers or opinion people They are suppose to READ the NEWS ! I don’t remember Walter Cronkite adding his opinion .
If yall think the media is “liberal” and wonder why DT gets re-elected, this is the window into why. All these media outlets and the gov and corporations share the same money and elite class. They are all on the same side despite their attempts to keep us on separate ones.
Liptak is bathed in bong smoke. WTF? LOLOLOLOLOL
This is ridiculous and disgusting, not necessarily in that order. Delete your account.
CNN get called 'Fake News' by the orange goblin and all of a sudden they're up his backside, tickling his throat. Funny that.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any idol
Save it, ... you’re slipping into Fox territory. One multinational propaganda machine kissing trump’s a$& is plenty.
As a Trump supporter. What is this Are you guys the new Onion?
What
Who let the work experience kid on the computer.....
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Come now, CNN. This is beneath you.
delete this
Ewwww!!! What a bizarre statement.
Bathes in golden showers...fixed it for you.
What is this? “Bathed in golden light” that’s just the spray on tan mixed with prostitute piss. The rest of that paragraph sound like words mixed with vomit 🤢
and where was this draft dodger on his son’s milestone birthday? In Ohio, telling lies and bashing a dead war hero - once again. DOTY!!
That's a weird way of saying the pee tape is real
cnn, you’re done! finished. “bathed in golden light”? news? you’re blocked.
You forgot to add costing the American taxpayers another hit for his personal enrichment
Considering he’s nothing but a false idol, I find it refreshing whoever wrote this not only fell into the trap of idolatry, but they put it on full display. Makes it easy to spot.
CNN is the Fox News of Breitbart, InfoWars, & The Daily Stormer.
I guess it’s just MSNBC left now...
I can't keep up with the codes for golden showers.
Who wrote this? F Scott Fitzgerald's cousin?
Sounds like someone has a crush....
I've never read anything so disgusting in all my life .... This, right here, is why he's president to begin with.... What utter nonsense. The man barely passes for human ... And his wife and child have nothing to do with this.
Review if you'd like this story of political fantasy and literary excess, where cnn bemoans the fact that the President doesn't appear To Be Sweating Out The Release of Mueller's Report.
This guy is a bad man. Bathed in golden light? Gtfoh!
“With his wife and son means he married his son”. Which also means he married a teenager, marrying your son is incestial and they are the same sex too! I think CNN didn’t forget the comma they did it on purpose. They are trolling us.
We still shake our heads at German media that fluffed Hitler, despite his obvious evil, hoping for a favor. You're doing the same thing. Stop.
Wow this is a dumpster fire of a lede. Is the editor of digital having a stroke?
This is garbage. Absolute garbage. Fire the writer. Maybe they can get a job at Harlequin.
Why does this picture remind me so much of this guy?
The DEATH OF THE MEDIA !!
Again I'm not worried about how a billionaire made his money but how Congress members become Millionaires, CNN needs new Trump derangement medication
I'm not even going to rt this garbage.Go back to Fox where you belong.
What was that ? Just report the news do not get poetic about it.
Actually it almost seems like a cross between Trump Family and Game of Thrones fan fiction. Yuck.
Very old photo. Nice try.
Dont WATCH CNN anymore.
I call BS. No one cares about your minute by minute reporting. Take a break CNN, recharge and talk about interesting stuff. How about in-depth internal news instead of Barron turning 13? Ugh shite
IF you ever wondered why I don't watch CNN.. this shit right here is a reason.
Golden showers you mean
Failed journalism. Take high school English and try again.
Even FoxNews would not put out such an insane, poorly-written tweet.
Hey Sarah, your Trumpism is showing.
'Bathed in golden light...'
Golden light, teenagerhood ?
Who peed on him?
an attempt to be lyrical that uses the vomit-word ‘teenagerhood’
CNN is the new Fox
FACTS: 1. Majority of U.S. Americans DO NOT Agree/Support POTUS realDonaldTrump. 2. Our Election system is BROKEN due to excessive Partisan CONTROL. Yet, We All Must VOTE! 3. ImpeachTrumpsAdmin ImpeachTrump is Our Best Resolution: Article 2, Sec 4 Exec Branch
who hurt you
I almost want to read this just to see how much worse it gets. My goodness.
Making CNN the new Fox & felons!
The author of this silly post is apparently not far removed from nascent 'teenagerhood.'
So, Trump's wife is his child ? That's new.
CNN, are you on something?
Where in unison they fart in your general direction
Ew lol TANK926
This is an extraordinarily weird piece of reporting, complete with typos in the body. Like others here, I’m also wondering whether CNN went on a bender.
Wtf is this?
Blow realDonaldTrump much?
“Teenagerhood” should be banned from further usage in the English language.
Did Pence hack your account?
Um...what
Who wrote this crap? jaketapper was it you.... Just kidding. This crap must be from a new hire.
You had me at “bathed in Golden...”
And CNN's Trump derangement syndrome kicks into high gear
My agent promised me the part, but....
Tag your self, I'm 'his wife and son'
Is writing romance novels about the OrangeMoron now?
CNN, does this means you believe in God now? WitchHunt
It was a dark and stormy night,,,NOT. 😂😂😂😂
Wanna caress his balls a little softer, CNN?
Didn't need to hear your weird erotic fiction this early in the morning, CNN.
This is an odd headline and story. Seems like you’ve been infiltrated by reporters that enjoy writing BS?
Teenagerhood?
😂. What in the world? 😂
I don't like how it makes me think of him bathing.
Have you lost your ever-loving minds over there? You used to actually report news of value instead of malarkey. Did you have a windfall of whitewash... goldwash? Are you now gutless?
Good he deserves to get some rest!!!
will soon be the new Fox News and Fox News the new
WTF CARES
So CNN doesnt want liberal and cant get conservatives so last one out should shut the lights
So his wife and son are the same person, and a teenager at that Wonderful writing, !
Bathed in golden showers more like it. This is why I have cnn blocked.
You left out the part about them sipping from a golden urn the tears of so many leftist loons.
Trump, and Trump supporters World Wide don’t give a phuck about your opinions. EnemyOfWeThePeople The paradigm has already shifted and you blowhards have lost the war forever. There’s no going back. Plus you collided in the coup against Trump. ReapWhatYouSow
He looks like the husband leaving the funeral of a wife he loved. Once.
What the ever loving.. are you a freaking tabloid now? You used to be one of the top news sources. Now you're in some fox 'news' death spiral.
The cnn feed is filled with unhinged conspiracy theorists who still just wont take the L. Lmao
Bathed in golden showers
Who posted this and how drunk were they?
W. T. F. This is gross!
On the evening the SNC Justice committee announced their dissolution, I lay in the sun-dappled sheet ice that covered my ancient brick-laid drive, clutching my twisted knee. My son, on the eve of his pubesence, pointed and laughed.
All the minions of hell are coming out on this piece
I don't like him.. he's got small hands and he smells like cabbage.
Omg I thought this was a Fox Entertainment piece... Seriously ? Keep it up and you’ve lost me.
You’re doing too much. Relax. Let the game come to you.
cheryl_marlin It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
The president “bathed in golden light” doesn’t know nor care how many children have been taken from their parents and are now being battened and sexually abused. Wtf
Nah, I like THIS one better! '...For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation...' -Cicero
I think by golden light they meant cheeto dust
I got past the golden light, but “ ... who had reached teenagerhood two days earlier” destroyed me.
Bye CNN
“Bathed in golden light?” What the ?
Who wrote this? 😂
Dafuq?
Kevinliptakcnn What were you thinking?!?
Wow CNN, this is some impressive journalism. Give this 6th grader a raise.
Da fuq?
WTF has happened to CNN?
Welp, CNN has gone the wayFox news. I guess since no other indictments he is now washed clean of all the other viscous orange shit, CNN. Thankfully trumps contagious powers of LYING, SOCIOPATHIC, RACISM have no affect on me. But it damn sure got CNN. Next stop autocracy.
Is his family hiding behind the Columns?
WTF CNN?
'Bathed in a Golden Light.' You mean like Jebus?
Delete your account.
Goodbye CNN.
Normally people praise CNN. Talk about one sided
The tweet inspired by Golden toilet, Golden showers & Stormy Daniels
This tweet is fucking weird.
WTH is wrong with you people at Crappy News Network? Get a life!
Trite article, old hat, corny
“...I for one, welcome our new insect overlords....”
?
Did Trump buy at some point recently? donlemon andersoncooper
you guys have lost your minds
Please don't put Trump and bathe in the same sentence. Now I need Brāno.
TRAITOR
Trump paid attention to his youngest child? That is news.
Wth
He looks like Gru from Minions.
WTF ? Bathed in golden light? Stop.
Hey I think you meant “bathed in golden shower.”
'Bathed in golden light,' CNN? Why not add a glorious angelic chorus to complete this picture you're painting.
realDonaldTrump
was your account hacked..or.. are you trying to prove someone’s correct about the “type” of news you provide, CNN?
This is another reading why cnn is bs fake news and an enemy of America
PR What is wrong with you? Stop normalizing him & his behavior!!
'Bathed in golden' ?
How many drafts before you got to this? 😂
This sentence is too long.
Golden shower? Isn’t that what happened in Russia?
This is embarrassing. I feel like taking a shower. “...bathed in golden light...?” Who writes like that in a news organization? Someone wants to be rehabilitated (and it isn’t Trump).
“The sea was angry that day, my friends...”
Good grief - this is just asinine 🤦🏼♀️
I don't want to imagine Trump bathing in anything.
Another earth shaking announcement from CNN.
Teenagerhood isn't a real word.
A dove, white as snow, landed on the president's outstretched arm. He kneeled down to show his son, and under the loving gaze of his mother the boy stroked the bird before it flew off into the sunset sky. In that moment, they were more than white supremacists. They were family.
They meant bathed in the light of the Golden Arches of McDonalds!
Okay who gave Fox News CNN twitter sign in credentials?
'... the president's dick is apparently like a mushroom. A life adding, super mushroom as found in Mario Brothers. It might have special powers. We at CNN will continue to bask in the almighty shadow of this powerful, principled priape in lieu of doing any journalism..'
Whoever wrote this headline needs to go back to Drama School.
Kevinliptakcnn what is WRONG with you
A) suddenly the smell of Cuban cigars and Aqua Velva wafted under Trump’s nose. “Giuliani...” he said. B) is it just me or does Trump look like Kingpin from Into the Spiderverse in that picture? C) no tweet editor at I’m guessing ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ D) here for the ratio
Going into 8th grade comma lesson plan.
What the shit
Delete your account.
You misspelled “shower”
Golden shower more likely!!!
The most remarkable thing about Mueller’s investigation is that there has not been a single leak. In Washington, that must be a first.
Has someone taken an online creative writing course recently?
Lol 😂. This headline! What a reach! Hilarious! “Bathed in golden light”! — lol I just can’t with this.... lol 😂
You are such a fucking joke. A once proud organization has been whittled into dust. The ire of hatred towards one man, one party, has torn down ted turners news juggernaut. I wouldn’t watch you if my house was on fire and only don lemon had the power to snuff it out.
and...
Bathed in golden something.... I don't think it's light, though. Trolling level: expert. Keep it up, CNN.
'bathed in golden light'... are you kidding? On the night a report on election meddling and possible felonies drops you're talking about bathed in light?!?! Kudos on officially becoming Fox Jr.
And just like that CNN was proven to be the fakest media outlet in history truly the EnemyOfThePeople no golden light could ever change this fact
This is incredibly disgusting. Worse than normalizing this deeply corrupt admin and family, now you're romantisizing it. We're done with CNN
SoulsGoOn
Why does he stand like a penguin?
Have you hired Anna Lores?
Is he actually the penguin?
Bathed in golden light? Did he pay extra for that?
Is this news?
Wtf? This is BS!
50 shades of golden
Wtf
😲😨😱🙊💩👽👻💀👀♻🚫❎
What a horrible puff piece of journalism. He is still a liar, complicit in criminal deeds, and a lousy negotiator. Now we have state criminal invests and possible impeachment. We are not done yet!
Is this a troll?
Can you please explain how this tweet came to be?
Trump's best friend Jesus Christ stopped by later, and the two messiahs sat silently on the patio, watching the sunset and enjoying a Diet Coke. Trump turned to his friend and said 'It's all going quite well, isn't it.' 'Yes, my Lord. Yes it is' replied Jesus.
They're getting ready for the exoneration. After they whipped the entire world into a frenzy over every possible permutation of corruption and collusion findings. Smdh.
For the life of me I can't figure out why CNN isn't a direct donation to the Democrat Party. Nothing but straight up communist and left-wing propaganda. Wake up people
Please help find their phone. Last seen on Sean Hannity’s desk.
Maga
The run-on sentence is making me gag 🙄
Such a none story. It’s time for the Democrats to just move on & fix their own party. Stop the angry mob mentality & start being productive.
Who writes for CNN. High school students.
Is someone making you say this, ? If you need help, have Blitzer howl three times!
Is this a parody account, like CNN’s_Cow, or something?
WTF CNN !! DID YOU DRINK THAT MAR A LAGO KOOL AID
Bathed in golden light? What is this crap? Are you journalists or fiction novelists?
I’m done with CNN. Now I will make an effort to avoid it.
CNN👇🏾
This should read: On the evening Robert Mueller submitted his report to the Justice Department, Predator Trump was on the tiled floor of Mar-a-Lago, bathed in golden shower, with his wife and mistress with whom he had reached extramarital settlement few decades earlier
Bahahahahaha. for real? Bathed in golden light? Where’s the frikkin halo? Bahahahaha.
Is this CNN or fox? It’s getting hard to tell
The word is 'adolescence' but sure
Got a helping pen from the “cheap romance novel” department ?
Everyone is rightfully dunking on the turgid prose here, but can we also talk about that photo composition? Did it get jammed in a copier or something?
Gross Just disgusting .
...... is this a weird joke
And now we start the CNN pivot to become even more “right” leaning..
What is going on with you? First the KellyannePolls fluff piece and now this. I’m not understanding your business model, but since you’re clearly into normalizing and rehabilitating this admin It’s confirming why viewers are moving on. Shame on you!
JFC
BATHED IN GOLDEN LIGHT. Wow, how Orwellian ist that?!
Are you writing for a soap opera now. Cue the music, The narrator speaks. Like sands through the hourglass......
This is a love poem. Everyone loves a story about people that seem to hate each other but are actually madly in love!
What kind of Russian hackjob is this?!
What the hell kind of headline is this? Who wrote this? Hey - do you have any decency at all?
Who in the hell put this bullshit together......
Cool fanfic. When do the Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers jump in and have supermodel orgies?
CNN trying their hand at romancing the President. 'As the sun sets gracefully behind our beloved President'.
You just described what most people desire above almost everything else (moments of peace). It was called the American dream till MSM decided it was too good for us commoners & started trashing it.
Seriously Acosta you'd let your name be used as a source for this drivel? Bathed in golden light WTF As for it would be more honest to just give him a BJ on the WH lawn....Good grief, what the hell were you thinking
U ok hun?
Be less obvious when writing propaganda pieces for His Lardship,
Bathed in golden light......... Uhm, what?
Come, back off the ledge
WTF? Your new Trumpian Takeover is COMPLETE! 🤢🤢🤢🤮
This is such BS
Ok CNN we get it. You’re in bed w the trumps and Conway’s
Your network is a disaster right now. Trying to move right to pick up advertisers Faux News lost? Shameful.
falseprophet
Who said this on CNN
Translation: still feeling bloated from eating too much birthday cake, Trump step outside to off-gas
Was CNN just bought by the Hallmark Channel? Because this reads more like one of the books they adapt for movies instead of a news or political opinion piece. Are you going to start doing 'All the Christmas News That's Fit to Print' from Halloween to NYE this year? Cause...eww.
Bathed in Golden light? I can't tell if you're drinking kool-aid or trying to incite Russian hotel jokes.
You mean 'On the evening Robert Mueller submitted his report to the Justice Department tRump who has lied & committed multiple crimes worries that he & family will finally start to be held accountable for years of committing crimes & betraying America.'
Ugh. This is garbage. Giving known liars air time to lie to the public, idiotic/unnecessary/poorly executed stunts like holograms and this crap all contributed to me never watching CNN again.
Why is he always photographed in Hitchcock silhouette?
And this is newsworthy.......Why Scrapping the bottom of the barrel CNN, as you do when you give Trump enablers a platform to spew their verbal diahrea on your programs.
What is this garbage?
Came for the comments - stayed for the Ratio
Bad take
Who in the hell wrote this Tweet? Ye gods, this is flowery drivel.
Unacceptable! Impeach!
what fresh hell? this reads like literal fan fiction
Kevin Liptak. he’s the one who wrote about the supreme leader’s shimmering glow in the florida sun. He told Dana Bash hold my beer and wrote a bigger trump cockgobbling piece. Bravo CNN. You are now officially part of the problem.
Who wrote this tweet? And why? From reality tv in the white house to romance novel writing on twitter.... WHO WROTE THIS TWEET AND WHY
Who writes this shmalz for you?
Bathed in the golden light of taxpayer dollars. Hey CNN haven't you heard that we are deep into an official EMERGENCY?
Between this article and KellyAnn glorification on top of your HORRENDOUS Mueller speculation coverage you should be called Fox News.
FYI your network is shit and I don't watch it
Someone at CNN was bathed in bourbon 🥃 when they wrote this nonsense.
Not bathed in golden showers?
What
CNN is getting awful propaganda-y lately and I ain’t about it.
Who wrote this line of garbage for realDonaldTrump? Does CNN employ trolls? 🤮🤮🤮🤮
As Trumpism runs wild, CNN writing crap. Edward R Murrow rolling in his grave.
Good he deserves to
What the ?
... suddenly his cell rang. With a sweaty, tiny hand he picked it up. It was Stormy. Trying to maintain a calm demeanor, the president moved to the shadowy cool near the omlet bar so he could speak freely. The sad look in his young wife's eyes spoke volumes...gonewiththewindbag
BATHED IN GOLDEN LIGHT? ARE YOU SURE HE JUST WASN'T UNDER A TANNING LIGHT? THE BATHED THINGY WAS NICE. HE NEEDS A GOOD BATH. NOTHING WILL CLEANSE THE STENCH OF CORRUPTION OFF OF THAT FAMILY.
Well if kid rock thinks trump is great then it must be true.....
'Teenagerhood'? What the hell sort of word is that
From golden showers to golden light
Please stop glorifying him.
Am I the only one that feels like slipping into something more comfortable while reading this❤*oh baby!*
cnn is reading the tea leaves and now sucking up to trump. Fair weather friend... the man at minimum paid off a porn star & a playmate to silence them before an election and is named as individual 1.
What the fuck.
Surprised you didn't say the glow emanated from him.
On this morning, I that whom which is of me is lying wrapped in the smug darkness of my room of bed whilst readeth thou twittereth of tis good morninghood listening thru mine on cracked window to the trucketh backing upeth to thine Publix, because... Florida. bonehead
ByeFelicia
Referring to the President his wife and son as ' Bathed in a Golden Light' on thepatio. CNN shame on you.Religous freaks should write crap for Fox.
Who wrote this cnn? A harlequin romance writer
For the democrats, it was the worst of times and also the worster of times. The night was cold and wet and the rain poured down like the dude on the boat onto chelseahandler
😂🧤this seems a little far fetched journalism
He married his son? How can you guys claim to be professional when you can’t write basic sentences?
Are you effing kidding me! GOLDEN LIGHT!!! If he is bathed in anything, it’s manure, Cuz he’s fill of SH$T!!!!!
Is this social media intern currently a 19th Century Literature major? Lame...
Bathed in golden light? WTAF?
TrumpVindicated IndictObama
this pic reminds me of the meme of realDonaldTrump yelling at the kid mowing the white house lawn
Teenagerhood? Wtf
Reflected by the golden toilet
Obligatory “ratio” contribution to this tweet.
Ehh who’s running cnn’s twitter? BOEING737MAX8
Again, I ask, who is still watching CNN?
dumpcnn
realDonaldTrump looks Old Defeated and Dumpy
What was the point of this
Pathetic. It’s an all new low for CNN, which I thought was not possible.
Not bad CNN! What do you think of mine? It was a dark and stormy night in my head - nothing a handful of aspirin and a little hair of the dog couldn’t handle. Chichi, my hairless chihuahua, trembled in the corner.“Relax buddy, it’s just an expression. Who’s a good boy?” Not me.
Who reached teenagerhood 2 days ago? This is newsworthy info?
Were you hacked?
Bathed in golden light is Russian code for pee pee, thanks CNN for being the trump whisperer.
Oh no.
BREAKING: Mueller placed the report on his newly enshrined boss’s desk as if delivering a new born child. Barr halted his hand written chic-fil-a review mid sentence & with out looking up retorted. “Did you spell check?“ Mueller clenched his square jaw & nodded silently.
Lol wat
Politics Enemy & Propagandists of 🇺🇸
A glimpse at CNN's upcoming telenovela: 'The Trump Years . . .'
And you sycophants think, if you want to call it that, this will make an unhinged POTUS stop calling you fake news. 1) It won't 2) You proved him right. Congratulations.
CNN has gone full Asian-massage-parlor on the current White house?
How about you do that old fashioned newsy thing and just report the facts? Between your Kellyanne puff piece that celebrated a known liar and this bathed in golden light bs, I'm wondering if Putin got you, too. If I want flowery fiction I'll go to the library.
Bathed in golden light.... I checked urban dictionary, it means fake tan.
Hahahaha!!!!!!! CNN , what in the world lol!!! I still won’t read the article, but thanks for the great tweet! 😂😂😂
Lol.. the liberal meltdowns on this tweet are hilarious! 🤣😂
Barfing in the bushes?
Stay gold Ponyboy, stay gold.
Wow, that's some hard hitting journalism, CNN. Trying to woo some FOX viewers?
What kind of headline is this? Terrible.
He's still going to call you 'fake news', you know that, right? This is embarrassing.
Proving yet again that CNN is nothing more than Fox News for Liberals.
Golden showers at Mar-a-Lago with a special appearance by Lindsey Graham as the shower queen.
WTF is this headline
Aww someone just got out of school.
The hell is teenagerhood?
WTF is this 'bathed in golden light' bullshit? Is this journalism, or trumpsucking? DAMN
🤔 Finally come to your senses CNN...not likely.
And this is the best news you could report? CNN is a joke.
I can't believe how pathetic this article is...celebrate another weekend excursion on taxpayer's dime....patriotic moment
CNN, please call a help line. ANY help line. Even the one on the back of an instruction manual.
A bizarre description of Trump by a 'news' service and not a member of the Trump cult. You are becoming Faux2 indeed!
“it’s our job to go there and tell the most difficult stories” neat, wildly wrong bio!!
CNN needs boycotted!
Your fakenews is why our country’s divided. NoCollusion biasedMedia EnemyOfThePeople
Hey I think you overdid this headline. I mean they are in Florida, right? Not a Greek play.
Are you serious? This is nonsense
Is this high school creative writing 101 Stop it what’s up with that? 👎
I’m a Trump fan and I’m repulsed by this bizarre tweet
Reading this made me feel icky. Seriously, someone gets paid for this?
It sounds bizarre
Not into romanticizing grifters and their gold leaf laden house-for-hire.
kevinliptak penny for your thoughts
CNN is dreck.
Bathed in golden light ? I’m sure that’s a typo and should have read bathed in golden showers 👍
Wow, what happend to you CNN? I used (emphasis on) to like and trust you.😰 This is just on the level of this... RealJournalistsAreAnEndangeredSpecies
What college intern crap is this?
🤮
Trumps tweeting through ?!?
Suck ups.
He looks like a tired pregnant lady, who just realized that she has to carry groceries up to the fourth floor...
I don’t see golden light, tile, a wife or a son. I just see a fat guy about to vomit blood in the bushes.
Anyone else feel the need to shower after reading that shit?
Wtf
What a waste of time, resources and our taxpayers money, two years of BS.
Romance novels aren't your thing .
Hell, I thought this was the Onion! What in the world are doing, ? Have you lost what little decency you have left? This is a ridiculous headline!
What even is this disgusting tweet. Go to hell
Are you sure that golden light wasn’t a golden shower? I’ve heard he’s into that.
Teenhood? Does donnie take him to a porno ranch, now? Will stormy drop by for Barron? This is how far we've fallen, folks.
Golden light, eh?
WTF? Normalize trumper? Come on CNN, you are losing it lately.
stupid HEADLINE! unfollowed!
They sure are ramping up for the 2020 division plan. Divide the country. Than cover it
Are you sure it wasn't his orange hair reflecting off the mirror?
Who wrote this sycophantic drivel, CNN? '...his close ally Sen. Lindsey Graham was calling on the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton, Trump looked on as the crowd broke into a 'lock her up' chant.' JFC
Ooooh did someone take a creative writing course? Seriously. Stop with this nonsense
'Bathed in golden light' like reading a Harlequin novel, which dumbfuque wrote that? His son, the one he never acknowledges, didn't wish him happy birthday. Fuck off
Wtf is with this headline?
🤢🤮
That hard pivot though.
Why is CNN trying to replace FOX as Trump's favourite news outlet?
WHO CARES?
I hope it's CNN's way of being sarcastic.🙄🙄
CNN. The worst. Ever.
Which idiot wrote this tweet?
WTF, ?!?
Just say bada book bada boom
The fuck?
CNN in bed with Fox ? Asking for a friend.
What? 😱
The same son who will be the only family member not to be incarcerated. StayGolden
Was it a golden shower of light?
Another reason why we no longer watch or read your right wing “balanced” bull💩 “journalism”.
You might have used a better image here. He is apparently in the shade, and definitely NOT bathed in golden light. Of course, he might be thinking of golden...
Errr, did you mean “bathed in golden shower “?
Wow, just wow. Another award winning tweet by CNN...
Drunk tweeting is not good for CNN
Who on earth wrote that ? No more CNN for me !
“He was wearing his J Peterman duster, the tails swinging behind his enormous figure” there I finished this ridiculousness for you.
cnn you're creepy.
On top of everything, this guy has such bad posture. 🤮😜🤪😝
does this emojicon look like donar trump to you;👨?
Did y’all hire a harlequin novel author?
I'm sure tRump was bathed in something that wasn't golden.....more like a nasty greeny/yellow and it was coming from a senators mouth!! 🤮🤮🤮
Ok...
The word is teenhood.
Celebrating Baron turning 13 I’m assuming. Hopefully when they take the blocks off his Google search engine he’ll not Google either of his parents softporn pathologicalliar
What a fat, dejected old man. I hope he dies in jail.
Mike Pence came in his pants while writing this. I mean, as long as mommy gave him permission to do so.
bbbbbbbbbbbbbnBHCT19 h
Greensleaves playing?
CNN = Trump sycophancy.
Journalism at its finest. 🙄
Bathed. Golden. Is this ironic foreshadowing for the release of Trump’s pee pee tape?
didn’t you guys used to do news
Why are you romanticizing a monster?
...on the porch ... what now?
He was bathed in something.
Everyone is angry at you for “golden light” but I’m just mad about “teenagerhood”.
🤢🤢🤢
Is this about the pee tape
What the crispy F, ? Your credibility is shot. This is why I haven’t watched y’all in YEARS. You used to be my only option as an expat abroad, but I’m well happy to be rid of you.
What a lame news report.
?
Sounds like seanhannity if Hannity could write.
What in the hell is going on at CNN?
What...?
It's just an excerpt from the opening paragraphs of the article, people. In context, it's just a scene-setter, and reads just fine. Moving on, please...
Sweet unemployed journalist Jesus what hellspawn of nepotism got some VP's emo nephew the social media job at CNN?
BeBathed
Bathed in Golden light? You're get close to not being one of my news sources. Sort yourselves out.
What shit
Bathed in golden light? Such drama from a news source. Does he see dark and stormy nights ahead? Lol.
Crisis meeting?
Propaganda romance novel stuff here cnn. You taking the place of Fox Entertainment?
What the hell
Tell us CNN; how much money did Trump pay your executives to sellout your country? You make me sick CNN. BoycottCNN
This tweet is like handing a knife to your mugger
Trash...
I new this gif would come in handy some day
Jeez, who wrote this garbage?
WTF W.T.F., CNN?
CNN is pathetic. I’ve boycotted you for over a year now and won’t ever watch again.
Earlier in the week it was the Conway woman, now this? Just the News please CNN. Just the news.
BoycottCNN
Are you on drugs? Hacked? Is this CNN?
He needs to RESIGN!
This novel seems a page-turner. Where is the rest of it?
Kevinliptakcnn BATHED IN GOLDEN LIGHT 😂😂😂 WTF dude! We're you high when you wrote this or are you a closet MAGAt?
Sounds like a beginning of a fantasy novel...
Bathed in “Golden Light” is a literary allusion to “Golden Shower.” Right?
Is that the same son whose birthday he forgot because he was to busy tweeting about Senator John McCain? The only person to publicly wish him a happy birthday was his mother. His father was too busy being a monster.
Eh? 🙄
CNN’s twitter has been hacked
Now CNN is just being petty with this headlines wording. CNN has been yelling Trump commited collusion and treason before he was even inaugurated and have just now been slapped in the face publicly with the truth that they can no longer lie to their followers.
What the AF CNN?
This is why I don't watch CNN anymore.
. Is this a cry for help?
Teenagerhood....WTF is that? Do you mean adolescence? Shall I send your social media team a dictionary?
CNN is and will forever be FAKE NEWS
Huh?
A single tear rolled down his cheek, he thought the job would be easier than this. “I just want to golf and eat poor people for dinner!!!” He screamed at the heavens, but alas: the gods had forsaken him.
Who wrote that how absolutely ridiculous
Why is The Onion using CNNs logo?
Garage tweet
How embarrassing for you, CNN.
Are y’all unwell
The only thing he's bathed in is golden showers
Wtf...
First the Kellyanne thing, now this? How much are they paying you to write this shit?
The sharp ring of the cell phone broke the uncomfortable silence. 'Mr. President, it's Devin Nunes. Sir, I couldn't get the report. Barr wouldn't even let me...' 'Then what good are you? Go back to California, loser. P.S. Moooo!'
?
You tweeted THIS to 41 million people. What the FUCK.
I'll bet Nixon had a moment like this, when the realization hit him that he'd be impeached too.
sandra_united Did Fox buy CNN? They’re sounding more like Fox every day. I thought CNN was supposed to report the news. Did CNN cut a deal with Trump to give him favorable coverage in exchange for letting the merger go through? One Fox is bad enough!
What?
And you wonder why you're not taken seriously as a news channel 😑 For this purple prose-esque nonsense, that's why! RIPCNN
Typo. Should be 'bathed in golden piss.'
God he’s fat
Who wrote this headline and what are they smoking? 🤮
The president bathed in golden light ordered an undocumented worker at the estate to go buy a present for er... whatissname... who's birthday ( and name) he had forgotten.
... golden light.... the sun? Sunlight? Have you been drinking?
Bathed in golden light? Bloody hell, someone’s been reading too many romance novels
Sure you were realDonaldTrump.
When did you turn into Twilight fan fiction?
CNN the news when it no longer matters
Wtf is this all about
Fire the writer.
Bathed in goldenshowers Barone Dump turns teen, as horror lights up family faces headed towards the clink.
Wtf.
Careful....he’s there often! No matter what! As president of the US....how could he possibly know what’s actually happening?
You could have just said, 'The evening Robert Muller sent his report to the Justice Department, President Trump was at Mar-a-Lago with his family'
Yes! God's light shining rays of truth on an innocent man who has valiantly served his country!
CNN done discovered the power of weed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The man's a twat why are you so soliloquil?
Is cnn trying to be Jane Austen of the most corrupt swamp of all time? Hmm lemme see ...yup not working ... still the most corrupt swamp of all time...
Are you serious? Have you lost your mind
When did start writing fan fiction and calling it news?
JFC, this makes what drumpf has been saying all along look true! STOP IT!
.
What is this shit?
let’s play “cnn or wattpad”
Far out, . Shrooms
trash
What the heck?
This is a serious mental health problem-ocd
Eh, are we sure it was golden 'light' he was bathed in and not something else? Someone check the tapes...
“Bathed in a golden light?” CNN hey get damn clue about journalism.
Looks like a broken very tired man
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mar-a-Lardass
Y’all convinced every desperate, deluded hashtag twitter resister for 2 years he was about to get carted off to Guantanamo now you’re writing about him like Whitman did for Lincoln you absolutely vapid, despicable snakes, you worthless sacks of dogshit
Yeah well I'm finally blocking What an embarrassment
How dare Trump be with his son on Saturday? Oh and “Golden light?”
You sure that wasn't golden shower light?
I've seen this retweeted at least a zillion damn times now, so please stop it (for the love of all that's sacred)
Did y'all get a copy of the pee tape?
Note that Mueller said HE would not be seeking anymore indictments. Could this mean he may have handed over papers to other juduciaries for further investigation in order to forestall any obstruction on behalf of DT?
Thanks Fox News.
bathed in golden light?
President Donald Trump: I'M ONE OF YOUR DEPLORABLES!. MY HOUSE-HOLD NAME!. & I WEAR IT LIKE A BADGE!. WHEN A DEMOCRAT PASSES OUT FLIERS AT DOOR?.....I SMILE AND SAY?: IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU? THIS DELPLORABLE WOULD HAVE NEVER SMILED AGAIN?.(MY DOOR SLAMS?)I HEAR A SQUEEL!.oops?
Ok, who hijacked CNN? 'Bathed in golden light?' WTF?
No, CNN. Fabio, he is not😑
Trump + bathed in golden = golden showers
....on the taxpayers' dime.
About time
WTF?
It is all good in the teenagerhood, golden light tiled patios.....
Wtaf
Looks painful, wearing 3 layers of spanx.
A golden bath?
Presidentialhood is gettin' him down
And?
OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN AMERICAN HISTORY AND YOU WRITE THIS CRAP ........... SHAME !!!!
jfporchez The other two must be hiding.
'Bathed 'n de golden light' Luv, ur bud Zucker (let's drop the fake food fight for the peasants and become real friends on Episode 234)
🤮
This is hilarious!! Classic! 'bathed in golden light' More like, 'bathed in golden shower', but whatever.. watches too much FauxNews
This is craven fuckery CNN.
unfollowed
So this is what an 'educated fox news' would be like 🙄
Isn’t that pretty much where he always is...?
DO YOU ALL UNDERSTAND THAT 4 YEAR OLDS TALK LIKE YOU?. YOUR TWEETS GIVE YOU AWAY EVERY TIME?. MY GRANDSON ASKS ME IF GROWN UPS LIKE YOU WEAR TRAINING PANTS?, I SAID : YEP!, JUST LIKE YOU!!!!......HIS REPLY ''THEY PROBABLY COMPLAIN LIKE I DO TO THIER MOMMIES?''...`i` LOl *
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
What does this benign tweet even mean? You guys are weird.
He was certainly bathed in something golden.
Holy shit, this dumpster fire of a tweet is STILL up?
Almost no porn stars were bribed in hte making of this story
What’s with with these hideous news stories? I’m no longer watching.
What are y’all on?
I typed in “teenagerhood.” ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
What I've read some bad sh*t in my time; this is right up there. And what does (laughing so hard) Barron's teenagerhood (is it a word?) have to do with anything? Dear gawd, get a grip.
what the fuck is this tweet “bathed in golden light”?
GTFOH
Wait, this isn’t Danny Devito as The Penguin?
Wtf is this tweet
You eat ass bruh?
Hey . Do you swallow, too?
He’s married to his son?
Leave teenaged wife son alone
Okay CNN have you considered just turning off the channel and never turning it back on?
He’s not going to have sex with you cnn. Sorry
CNN, CNN, why hast thou forsaken us?
This is a news network, no?
Now go kiss him. You know you're dying to. WTF
Go home , you’re... CNN.
*to enjoy his last few days as a free man with his family. There fixed it for you .
Whoever wrote this should be fired immediately
Comedy gold
Is this a news report or a romance novel?
It is the Light of Heaven. Christians are easy.
Trolls not journalists
....golden....🤔.....spray of golden pee?
What kinda bs writing is this? CNN the new Fox news?
Is there a plan for you guys to start rebroadcasting Russia Today with subtitles? BTW, this foto does not make Donald seem weighed down with the responsibilities of office. He looks like he just tossed his borscht.
Who the hell wrote this? Sounds like a romance novel, not a news article. What the hell is wrong with you lately ?
We need to test cnn for drugs.
yeah
Is Kevin Liptak a pseudonym for Dana Bash?
A morsel of succulent KFC clung tenaciously to a warm pocket of skin at the corner of his mouth.
Are we talking about the same person...?
Well, this is an objectively weird way to start a story
Aaaannd this is why I stopped watching CNN in 2016
Why are wife & kid not in photo, also golden bathing?
FAKE MUSE
Are you writing slash fiction? Do Lindsey and trump consumate their forbidden love in a feverish way in the cloak room at Mar a Lago?
What kind of nonsense is this?
Good for him and his family! Our hardest working President ever deserves some family time.
...With VERY poor posture...
Bathed in golden light? Good Lord CNN you’re taking SecPompeo much too seriously!
Nobody: CNN: This tweet.
Someone trying to make art in the coffee foam again. Just gimme my damn coffee. Thanks.
teenagerhood?
Seriously?
I hear he loves being bathed in golden
Bathed in golden showers you mean! Honestly you’ve reached a new low between this garbage and Dana Bash kissing KellyannePolls ass!
Were you guys being graded on word count for this tweet lmao
What the hell? Golden light? Unicorns?
Unguarded, scowl-less, dictator-stance free moment. In this photo Trump looks like he has 99 problems.
A sad man who knows it’s not going to end well. realDonaldTrump
And once he reached teenage hood he was ready he learn the ways of corruption from his golden haired father. His north star...
As usual, talking to the bush.
And?
If you want real news got to OANN. If you want DNC propaganda news follow CNN MSNBC CBSNews ABC NBCNews. FoxNews isn’t fare behind them all.
What the fuck is this supposed to mean. Or is there a hidden meaning I don't get yet?
The purplest of prose.
I'm pretty sure you mean some other golden weather event.
And?
God, who wrote this slop?
“Bathed in golden light, still wet from golden showers, 100 lbs overweight, with his visa-cheat wife and neglected son Barron, who...oh, God, two days ago, with M...”
What was that?
CNN maybe time for someone to have a break for personal reasons.
Wtf?
Explicitly catering to a right-wing audience, while simultaneously being loathed by them.
aren't you supposed to be a 'journalist' org
Wishing he was bathing in a hookers golden pish...
He's quietly peeing in the bushes
You're drunk
Good for President Trump and his Family. 'GOD BLESS PRESIDENT TRUMP AND HIS FAMILY' 🇺🇸💞🙏🇺🇸💞🙏🇺🇸💞🙏🇺🇸
what were you going for here
WTF?
Maybe go easy on the golden light there, CNN.
A golden shower of light?
...what the fuck is this?
Golden light due to golden shower? Shit talk like this is whats destroying america.. remember golden light doesnt shine on admitted sexual abusers!!
CNN ClearlyNotNews
This cringeworthy strategy won’t work, CNN. They will never leave FOX for you, and the rest of us are furiously sprinting away as fast as our 8th grade reading skilled feet will carry us.
Are you effing taking the Mick?
CNN having a completely normal one
What kind of article is this. I think someone took over CNN's account. This is not like them writing something like this. Weird. I'm out.
Lol
Who wrote this 6th grade level newspaper headline?
Wtf
He looks like the Penguin from Batman
This is weird fan fic
I don’t see any light. Or wife. Or son. But hey you go with it
What the hell are you talking about?
He looks like a.... well fed alien from Alien in profile. Also, golden light lol wtf is wrong with you. Where is Ripley when you need her.
bebutter
I hope you know this is widely received as the most surreal, bizarre, tone deaf and hideous “news” tweet of the year
What the hell kind of journalism is this? E.L. James writing for CNN now? Maybe someone working their way up to being a romance novelist?
Tripe. My journalism teacher would have red lined this story.
What da...?
Who cares where he was when Mueller submitted the report. Why you mad? You were expecting Trump to be with Mueller?
“Teenagerhood”? “Bathed in golden light”? “Tiled patio”? WTF is this bullsh?
What is this tweet
Was this person high The new hire is.controlling these tweets? Wth
Wow this is just straight up propaganda. Who the fuck wrote this? There’s something wrong with them.
You misspelled Tangerine Glow
So CNN is writing Trump fanfiction now? Okay, as long as you include Shrek and Sonic somehow
He's never going to shtup you!
Were they watching Barron mow the lawn? 'YOU HAD TIME OFF AS A BIRTHDAY TREAT.'
I don’t really care. Do you?
Oh, and by the way, there's no such word as 'TEENAGERHOOD' Your copy-writer needs his head checked.
What the f*co kind of headline is this?!?!
Yawn
Who tweeted that nonsense? Time to get a new social media correspondent
Whilst CNN hovers in the dark planning for the next chapter of their propagandist campaign...
Please for the love of god just report the news. Without the snark or flowery language.
You forgot this part
Bathed in golden light? What the fuck CNN ? When did you start drinking the Kool aid?
Yeah, hiring that Trump flunky sure hasn't changed the investigative objectivity of .cnn has it.
Seriously, have a good talking to yourself. 🙄😳 Journalism BathedInGoldenLight
What a waste of poetic prose
Give me your password so i can delete this for you
Golden showers
delete your account
Lol teenagerhood. Haven’t heard that one before. Is it somehow more evocative, as in keeping with the context in which this was written, than “turned 13”?
What the hell lol
CNN deep in a bottle of red wine.
Totally normal tweet... 😂
fakeNewsCNN can you now stop your propaganda against realDonaldTrump
He looks like he just threw up
Hey, CNN, I think someone hacked your account in order to post drugged-out ramblings. You should do something about that.
Hahaha what.
And ?
I was fine until I got up to the 'bathed in golden...' part. Whoever penned that must have been torn as to which word should follow. They opted to keep their job. I'm not sure I could have done it. 😎
Golden light my ass. He looks like he is about to vomit.
I just threw up in my pants.
Huh?
What the absolute hell? lol
More like “golden shower of light”
'bathed in golden light?' Seriously? Are you kidding me. CNN is getting creepy.
WTF bathed in golden light did Fox change it's name to CNN? I'm very confused right now🤪
If I see this on my time line again 👊🏽
cnn What the hell happened to CNN This is so sad! tRump is just either talking to himself again or to his bro, the devil! Nothing new!!
What a horrible headline. You really are a trash news organization. This isn’t how news should work.
uh
did a baby write this
Very literary. Very dumb. (The photo of a slouching old man tells a different story.)
You forgot to mention how owned you and secured his 2020 re-election. FuckTheMedia
Eww.
WTF for the ratio
Um. I see Trump alone, looking like he’s about to hurl in the bushes. But sure, , “bathed in golden light”. Thanks for making it so obvious you’ve chosen to be a propaganda organ, so I can disregard you.
Touching. While the Trump family relaxes at Mar a Lago bathed in golden sunlight, thousands of children removed from their families sit in detainment camps across the US, in violation of the UN Human Rights code...write about that CNN.
Wow, you guys really don't have any real reporters working there do you?
Lolwhut
so, I guess Putin found out where Jeff Zucker's literal collection of decomposing bodies is buried, then?
Bathed in golden light? 🤔🙄😑
Sounds like a man who has nothing to worry about from Mueller and his henchmen.
...bathed in golden light? ...reached “teenagerhood”?
What the help happened to ?🤢 the new Fox News... I’m glad I don’t watch this trash any longer.
WTF?
His crimes are catching up with him! Hold him accountable!
You forgot to mention the halo. CNN, you are shedding viewers faster than Twitter can count. That ridiculous piece on Conway? Know you are second tiering Fox, but why not stick to out and out lying and lay off editorializing with these glory pieces? This is yellow right through.
Oh, BARF
bad tweet
CNN: The joke of the lame-stream propaganda wing of the radical socialist left. Stay classy CNN!!
You misspelled Orange light.
What are you thinking?
whet?
So you just full on propaganda now right? That's what this reads like. All this flowery poetry for a sex offender.
Golden light 😂😂 You mean golden shower, right? Because that makes way more sense than your ridiculous and florid tweet
Golden what now?
Who is writing your copy
...someone was padding the fuck out of the word count with that flowery language.
😳 and this is?
piss tape is real
He makes Taft look like a supermodel. what?kimyeITMFA. Apologies to Barron.
Is this The Onion writing ?
Who’s writing this dribble? Bathed in golden light! Just step up and apologize to Trump & America for 2 years of lies. FoxNews OANN GrahamLedger seanhannity TuckerCarlson LouDobbs IngrahamAngle charliekirk11 marklevinshow Liz_Wheeler RealCandaceO MAGA WALKAWAY
What the hell. Is this fanfic?
CNN are you drunk?
What is this horseshit
What an odd, manic crazed lover headline.
“Clad in pristine white robes, with a hood, and two slits. These divine ivory angels, luxuriantly basked in the heavenly radiance of white supremacy, contemplating a creation without those goddamn other people”
When 'trust' is just a front
CNN go home, you're drunk.
I think this was the photo you had planned to use if the Mueller Report had plagiarized your 'reporting' from the past 2+ yrs. Somebody messed up......
This mind numbing tweet is the reason some babies are born with disabilities. It’s that disgusting. Why would you put garbage like this out? It isn’t garbage day.
On the evening Robert Mueller submitted his devastating report to the Justice Department, Grandpa Crazypants was on the tiled patio of Mar-a-Lago puking his guts out bathed in sweat, his wife and teenage son Barron wishing they were anywhere else but there. Fixed it!
And what was the source of the 'golden light?' A bevy of angels parting the dark clouds above? Are you out of your g.d. minds to write something conveying that kind of Messianic imagery for this criminal putz?
I see that CNN is gunning for that 'MAGA erotic fan fiction' dollar
HAPPY BIRTHDAY? cnn turn off the wifi.
This is such trash. Do better, 'be better' CNN.
Who the fuck wrote this
This is the worst haiku ever.
CNN might be enjoying that Mar--a-lago hospitality just a bit too much.
Happy belated birthday, Barron! Please don’t end up like your dad and brothers! Keep being a good kid!
🤢🤮 shameful post!!
🤮
I say we play a game, caption that picture. I’ll go first... “Oh wow, it really does look like the mushroom from Mario”
WTF?
If that’s not the picture of a man who gives no f—-s idk what is.
Just what kind of purple prose shop ya running?
Thank God you went with “reached teenagerhood,” instead of “turned thirteen.” I mean, that would’ve made the headline so clunky and stupid.
You are a disgrace to the First Amendment.
🖕🏼
The last golden rays of the sun rested on the gray, silent tomb of a once-respected TV news channel
',..bathed in golden showers..' there, fixed it! You're welcome.
You are Democrat propaganda
Uh, yeah?
He looks like he’s about to puke.
In fact, blocking your pandering Fox Light butts. I hope andersoncooper gets away from you fast.
trump and company.
This is sick . You should be ashamed to utter it.
😂 the best is all of jack blue ✅ and celebrity liberal accounts saying whatever they want.
Chris, Don, Anderson.😫
You guys make TMZ look like Reading Rainbow.
HAAA
Don’t watch CNN but definitely never watching after this! Thank
What is the matter with you jerks? You can’t find a good pic of Trump to use? Here is one.
This is NK level dictator worshiping propaganda. Shame on you
WTAF? Getting into your cups tonight in sorrow?
What?
God he's fat
Once upon a time
what in the fresh hell. stop being so horny on the main
IDGAF, do you?
On the evening that I read this, I was lounging in my den, bathed in the artificial light of my ceiling fan fixture, wondering when CNN started hiring writers of cheap romance novels to do their political reporting.
Did Barbara Cartland take over your twitter feed ?
Do news instead
Another reason why I don’t watch CNN anymore.
This might be the dumbest headline of all time.
He did it. He broke them.
I don't see any golden light. It just looks like dusk to me. 🤔
hereforthecomments
Creepy writing...
Is this real?
...with his head bowed, and his large stomache, he was the shape of a question mark.
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Happy birthday Barron!
Pic or it didn’t happen
What crap is this? If he's bathed in anything, it's his orange tainted flop sweat!
This tweet is sickening! Get your crap together , you’re loosing it!
What the hell ? Are you Trump cult members? Now you think he's the Messiah? After Dana Bash characterized Kelly Anne Conway as a 'badass', I was shocked that Dana was normalizing the queen of 'alternative facts'.
CNN is where you can put your degree in poetry to work!
Blink twice if you’ve been hacked by Russians
Are you trying to get in his (fat) pants or something? WTF is this?
Sounds like the opening line to a really bad novel.
Re Barron's teenagerhood status , hopefully that civility, dignity, respect, empathy, good education with great ethics be instilled & reach adulthood without sexual anomalies like his grandpa osht meant papa seniortrump ! Link input was clickbait MuellerReport
🙄 We get it. You hate him. Give it a rest.
Which reminds me of the famous opening line in literature; “As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous American president.”
On the evening that I read this, I was lounging in my den, bathed in the artificial light of my ceiling fan light, wondering when CNN started hiring writers of cheap romance novels to do their political reporting.
Soooo....Joan Wilder is writing copy for CNN now?
Wtf
More propaganda. Is FOX on vacation and you are just filling in?
Gross! And why wast this fact checked? [RNC encouraged Trump's allies to stress that 'after two years, millions of taxpayer dollars...']
Word is - not that long ago- he was bathed in Golden showers by underage Russian hookers. Maybe write about that.
Here’s the writer, who has yet to comment on his state of mind while writing this flowery mini-romance novel
WTF does that mean.
May the golden fleas of the dog you lie down with shower you.
Well, I think this tweet has brought us all together, we all think this tweet is weird as fuck.
It looks like he’s wearing his overcoat.
The ratio CNN! The ratio! Sycophant is gonna sycophant but this was a bridge too far.
Trump looks so tired poor baby,ha,ha,ha!
I knew President Trump was innocent from day one!🖒🖒
...'bathed in golden light'🙄
Sounds like the beginning of a horrible book!
The fuck is wrong with you
Is he some sort of messianic figure- ‘ bathed in a golden light ‘ TF !! What kind of BS are you peddling? It was the odor of sulfur wafting across the photographer’s lens.
Okay, either this writer is doing a tongue-in-cheek parody or else CNN is now unequivocally the alt/left version of FOX alt/right fake news.... what in the fuckityfuckfuck is this?!😬
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Who Cares, if the MFwas on the porch with his wife & Son.”🙄
Who hacked CNN’s twitter account?
Who wrote this shit? It sounds like something from a romance novel...'Bathed in golden light while standing on the tiled porch of their beloved country club, Melanie turned to her husband, her soft brownish hair flowing gently in the breeze and said, 'Did you fart?'
Teenagerhood? 🙄
See. This is why I gave up on CNN in 2016 and switched to MSNBC.
For all of Trump's talk ... there have been startling discoveries about the President* & his circle that would not have been uncovered were it not for the special counsel's work.
Man, he looks like a shlub whose clothes don't fit.
It didn't show that at all. Mueller inducted people he needed to flip. It wasn't his job to indict Drumpf. AND he handed off a bunch of stuff to states. Ongoing investigations:
CNN WAKE UP .Wtf are you trying?
I see your new editor is hard at work. Also, gross headline.
You know maybe we do give out too many English degrees
That's not the golden thing I heard about him bathing in.
Did plagiarize TheOnion?
WTF?
Hahahahaha!!!
FAKE NEWS🙄........ Lately CNN has lowered their standards
CNN is trolling. 😂😂😂
'Two girls, bathed in morning's golden light, squat over a single cup—a cup that only recently came off the production line.'
That tie is so ridiculously long that he can do a tuck, and dance in front of a mirror asking himself if he'd do him.
Is that AjitPaiFCC behind, and in front of, the bush?
Oh hell no.
Ew, why? Is this a pee tape reference... do you guys know something that we don’t?!?!!
so he... stood outside in the afternoon?
Be better.
Don’t you have an editor? Oh! Must be that new whatsherface that would love this steaming pile of crap.
What the actual fuck
Did the annoying guy from my high school English class sneak into your copy room?
WTF is wrong with you, CNN? OMG!!
What does this mean? Huh?
what
Blink twice if you are in danger.
WTH?
Golden ...something
One good turn deserves another. Fox News have been doing worst. Not commended but yeah, expected.
Hahahaha who is writing this crap? Are you high?
Et tu Brute?
Who wrote this
, news please, not nonsense
Here for the ratio. This is why I moved to MSNBC from the sh*t show that is .
'bathed in golden light' sounds like he's the Emporer of Rome or Jesus Christ. Hillary as cleared a dozen times and CNN never bathed her in golden light.
This reads like an extra-sentimental obituary.
Did you get hacked? It's not April 1st, either. While the 'golden light' certainly stands out, the tiled patio description is also odd. The whole damn headline is bizarre! 'Teenagerhood'? Pull yourselves together. You're overwrought.
Was he thinking about caging children?
Wtf?
I will never consider a legitimate news service again
'Bathed in golden light'?
You spelled “bathed in a golden shower” wrong.
CNN and MSNBC
reminiscing about those tapes -
Sounds like a bad novel. Please stick to reporting actual news.
cnn he’s just not that into you.
Did someone steal your Twitter? Like a trashy romance novelist maybe?
That’s some fine ass kissing there, CNN!
What the Fuck
Can you kiss any more ass CNN.
?
TF did I just read? 🤮🤮🤮
Stop eating Tide pods
Did you seriously just tweet that? So what? What relevance does any of that have? Especially Barron having a birthday. How can you not see how the general public sees you for this kind of stupid crap?
Can be more irrelevant! This tweet shows how utterly biased they are!
april fools day is still a week off.
what?!
Wtf?
Seriously?
Y'all really gotta be more careful with those shroom chocolates in the office
What the hell are you looking at?
The Mad Libs approach to journalism
Wait. What?
CNN is gone. Who's left?
CNN's new direction is the hell we deserve
This reads like the intro to a bad yaoi fanfic.
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Whose teenager wrote this shite?
uh
This is a truly absurd piece. Why don’t you just go ahead and put a gold crown on his head while you’re at it?
I don't think it was the light that was golden.
So I see that you were no longer a reasonable source of information. You’ve gone to the Darkside. Shame on you you were so reputable- now you are kissing up? NotMyNewsSource
WTF is this?
Fuck. You.
Did someone write this after reading Jane Austen? Am I supposed to imagine a British actor reading this?
Did someone hack to this account?
Leni Riefenstahl would be proud, CNN.
This lede is nauseating.
I think this is a coded message from a CNN social media intern being held hostage
k.
👋 Sarah Isgur .. we see you
Are you okay ? Drink some water, maybe take it easy for a second.
Get a room. (They're only $200,000 a year.)
Wait, tell us more about Nixon scratching Checkers behind the ears as Congress approved the articles of impeachment!
Stop reporting about trump shit. WE DON'T CARE. You may not be fake news, but you are certainly boring and not relevant.
Go home , you're drunk.
Tiled? How dare he.
What the hell kind of shit is this?
Did you hire a new social media editor from Fox News?
Puff pieces about Trump? Smells like Sarah Isgur to me. Methinks we are witnessing the emergence of FoxNews junior.
First, some Kellyanne ”humble beginnings in New Jersey” bullshit piece and now this?! What is wrong with you ?
“bathed in golden light...” 🤮
Was this written under duress, or did HL Mencken arise from the dead to compose it?
That wasn’t a golden “light.” It was a shower.
This was CNN's losing entry in the Bad Hemingway writing contest.
Is Barron blowin him behind the bushes or something?
Does CNN have a downward rating spiral syndrome? I mean after all you'll have to split the Fox viewers and you don't have nearly as many prime time comedians as Fox. Hannity alone is so side-splitting comedic I can't catch his act anymore because of the pain.
Are you kidding me with this shit?
Bathed in golden something....
This headline has transported me to another plane of existence
'Teenager hood'
“Bathed in golden light”😂😂😂
CNN got to the glue again.
There’s no such word as teenagerhood..it’s became a teenager..how does someone who gets paid to write come up with this?
The fuck?
What kind of fuckery is this tweet, ?
Damn, I can't deal with psycho tweeting in my timeline. Unfollowing
So SarahaIsgur tried, and failed, to resurrect FScottFitzgerald to write copy for . How touching - and desperate. (Btw - Fitzgerald knew the meaning of double entendres.) whignewtons
your fan fiction sucks CNN
Yeah, fuck him.
With halos and angels surrounding them. Right?🤨 Wtf is this headline really about?🤔
Who the hell wrote this? Lollll I’m guessing someone who’s not best selling novels of any kind... but, like.. REALLY wants too 😂
? put down the blunt and the pen and wait until you come down before you start writing again. CNNwhat?
Wtf is this, you know better
What?
Acosta how much is your soul worth?
😂😂😂😂 I’m dying. What is this? Who wrote this Barron is both wife and son?
He scrubbed a little golden light into his ears, idly thinking it might help him process whatever it was the woman was saying, but his ears just felt warmer.
Well, CNN, I am finally done with you. This is nonsense, it's drivel. What happened to journalism and facts? This is fictional BS. I'm out. I'll stick with other news outlets - you can no longer be trusted to provide reality based content.
Is there a second 'Little-did-he-know' tweet?
Interesting photo choice. This isn't even flattering. He looks like an elderly man who's wandered away from assisted living and has realized he doesn't know where he is.
Trump failed as a father (again) by not wishing his son happy birthday. Now, quit pushing Trump propaganda.
CNN are you in love?
Go home cnn, you’re drunk.
To his left was Lindsay Graham dressed in a tight-fitting Lassie costume, eating out of a monogrammed dog dish, while Trey Gowdy dressed in an elf costume donning pointed ears, held his leash...
its that chick they hired for the campaign
Bite my bathed-in-golden-sunlight ass, you ridiculous, authoritarian-normalizing dimwits. How do you sleep?
CCCPNN?
Nobody has ever said Teenagerhood
Bathed in golden showers of liquid light...
Bathed in a golden light? That was the candle flickering in his pumpkin 🎃 head
Woke2008 Everyone at CNN belongs in jail. Wtf
No longer following CNN. App is off the phone too.
So? I mean seriously so what? How is this news? Ooh, the man was standing on his patio! Earth-shattering. Not!
Individual 1 was on the tackily tiled patio of Mar-a-Lago, bathed in golden light and high on adderall, with his 3rd wife who can't stand him and son Barron, who, unacknowledged by Trump, had reached teenagerhood two days earlier ... MAGA!
Who the hell wrote this nonsense? Kevin?
Teenagerhood?
What kind of Grimm fairy tale are you trying to sell.
what is this, north korean state media
What the actual .... 'bathed in a golden light'
I'm so effing moved!
Is this a story? Are you ok CNN?
cool
Pravda.
Stop 👏hiring 👏creative👏writing👏majors
Hey cnn. Tomorrow, take the WHOLE pill...
That’s so sweet! I wonder if he’s going to celebrate the Stormy Daniels soanking he has shortly after Barron’s birth🤔
CNN is cancelled
......
Would this be the divine light of God? Shining on his messenger? Or just bullshit
Are we sure this headline wasn't written by that weirdo who's suing the Smithsonian because they won't hang his crappy Individual-1 fan art?
What the holy fuck is this post?
My God hes fat
bathed in golden light? Have you lost your ever loving minds over there?
It wasn’t the light. He’s just orange.
He's peeing into the bush, right?
How far into the sand does America have to bury its head? There are none as blind, as those that don’t want to see. The dictatorship is exactly on course. Methodology straight out of Mien Kamph. USA. END EX.
BOYCOTTCNN
The new 50 Shades of Grey sounds weird
I just want to see an eviction out of the White House who cares about anything else.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
This is really weird
🤨
don't take coke and tweet, guys
TF is this?!
The saddest and most terrifying thing in the middle part of an autocracy's ascension is watching the free press slowly fall in line behind the autocrat.
WTAF is wrong with you, ? He's a fascist dictator. Not the 2nd coming of christ.
Definitely has the flowery superlatives down but could use a bit of help on the grammatical side...'but which he will write only part of the script' should read 'but for which...'🤨
Who needs FoxNews when you have CNN.
Gross. Feels like reading how well Hitler and Ava Braun are doing at the bunker. 🤢🤮
*jack off hand gesture*
Interns are a blessing
What the holy Fock ?
Bet he's proud of his daddy!
These fanfics are really getting out of hand
The fuck is this
what wil their headlines be when he wins again? heads will explode
cnnsucks
Damn Russians hacked cnn
And to think he paid someone $130,000 for 1 night of sex when he could've just let you fellate him for free. Pfffttttt
Wait....Golden Light?... did someone release the Pee tape and not tell me? Dammit!
What the eff is this ? Lmfao
'Bathed in Golden light?' WTF?
Ahhh! That is so nice. The Trump is so just like one of us. Well...
There is no reason to care
'Bathed in golden light'? WTF?
“As we touched the tiles we realized they were magnetic, it felt as if something under the house was pulling them, and us, down with them. We knew within Mar-a-Lago we would find a tunnel the size of a coffin, a curved double-sided staircase, and a rose stained-glass window.”
please dont turn on the collider, mr. kingpin. itll create an infinite number of universes where your presidency didnt happen!
Fat
What?!? 😂
I’m sorry what?
We won we won ... you lost you lost . Had such pleasure saying that to Trump haters in 2016 and now get to say it again! Life is good . MAGA
Er, someone at the CNN Poetry & Hype Department, please explain for me. I'm a bit far away, but isn't Mar-a-Lago on the Eastern Coast of Florida? Surely the sunrise is when light is golden, not sunset, unless, of course it is from the tanning lamps. MarALardass
Delete your station
Same as golden shower?
He tiptoed towards a small bush, “Is that you Tiffany”? He whispered softly as his 17 good hairs blew gently in the spring breeze... “No Sir” replied the shrub, “still Sean Spicer, been stuck here since 2017”...
Since when did journalism become bad fanfic?
This is it, right here. This is the nadir. We have reached rock-ass bottom.
This full grown man wrote this cuck lit.
Who the hell is running your Twitter feed? You writing cheap romance novels now?
Oh yeah you know it man
Bathed in a golden shower
Typical CNN. The very reason I haven't watched CNN since they covered Trump nonstop during his vile campaign.
How much did they pay you?
We give a shit?
On the evening Robert Mueller submitted his report to the Justice Department, President Trump’s sorry 🍊 ass was on the tiled patio of Mar-a-Lago, his rotund blubbery blob bathed in golden sunlight, with his pissed off wife and son, whose birthday he ignored two days before.
Did CNN start playing golf with Trump like Lyndsey Graham did?
Reporting in psycho babbling. Pathetic
Stories line this is why CNN is a joke. Keep toeing the line of attempting to be journalists but never calling bullshit.
It reads like either the WH or CNN has had the report leaked. How do they know it exonerates Trump? since he NEVER acts like this isn’t not all roses and sunshine, he is nervous and trying to pretend he is fine. Lame story CNN.
No matter how hard you try he's not going to date you.
Lol!
Are you okay? Is the newsroom being held hostage? Should someone call the police, Army, National Guard? Are you smoking something, and need munchies? What's happening?
C'mon I know you want to use this moment to demonize our President. Lemme guess, he's summoning Satan from Mar-a-Lago to do his evil bidding? Your network is a skidmark on the underwear of our country. History will remember you as the true enemy. MAGA
Stop referring you yourselves as news it’s not very becoming
Take a break. Maybe sit this one out.
I get the warm & fuzzies from this caption. Then again, shit is warm and toxic mold is fuzzy.
So? (Also: Teenagerhood?)
How many glasses of wine did you have before you wrote this?
Are you auditioning for the Hallmark channel? 🤢
He talks to bushes?
It seems even can be bought by the grifter-in-chief..
🤮
So what does that mean? That he’s a good guy or even a normal guy? No. He’s still a bigot, hatemonger, and all around nasty person
Bathed in Cheeto dust and Russian urine more like it.
Again, WTF is this tripe? Is like “ It was dark and stormy night.. “ the worst novel opening ever. Eff off, CNN.
CNN...giving Barron’s Birthday more acknowledgement than his father. Also, did Scavino provide you with this headline?🤮
Reassign your social media intern. This is so aggressively bad.
C’mon CNN, “bathed in golden light”; just stop this kind of reporting(?)
Someone was peeing on him in front of his family?
Who gives a shit
CNN is on permanent drugs. No wonder they want open borders and trump gone.
WHAT?
Zoloft might help.
This trash brought to you by: Kevinliptakcnn. Congrats, Kevin. You've turned yourself into a joke.
What’s the boot taste like when you lick it? Your readers demand to know.
He was bathed in a golden something alright
Anthem in golden light? Lol
Barron is his wife AND son? Whoaaaa!
What's this shit?
He was basking in the glory of victory victory victory!! CovingtonNewsNetwork
This is absolutely terrible. It's a poetic ode, not news writing.
Ha ha ha...I knew it! CNN will be going pro-Trump now, slowly but surely. They realize they can't beat him, so they will join him.
I'm done with you. Trying to act like FoxNews is not admirable
🤢🤢🤢 golden showers more likely. How pathetic to try and portray him as a godly family man. I'll stick with MSNBC from now on.
I wrote a fanfic that started in a similar way.
Whatthefuck is this shitfuckery?
Is this an onion article
Uhhh, ok...
Kevinliptakcnn, all these comments are for you. You have turned yourself into a joke for writing this.
.....And Slow news day since you can’t trash realDonaldTrump huh? P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C SoreLoserMuch?
Happy birthday baron
“Bathed in golden light” 🙄 Honestly, cnn you should be ashamed. Dirt-faced. Sick. Unless you’re being sarcastic, which I wish were true...
This is... this is what someone someone actually EMPLOYED at CNN what someone thought was a reasonable thing to write? Have you started letting high school kids write your copy or something? Or idk baffling
Couldn't make it sound more gushing?
Is this an attempt at satire? Irony? Drama? You missed.
Where's a sinkhole when ya need one?
Did Jeff Sesson's former staffer Sarah Isgur Flores write this tripe?
Guilty
This and the puff piece about Kellyanne? It's almost as if CNN hired someone that used to work for racist Jeff Sessions and now the content is a little off...
That's, 'Golden Shower.' Foolish mistake.
Bit weird
Put the pipes down...too much weed effects your judgement....JournalismIsDead
I wrote better gay fanfic when I was 15. Get some tips from AO3 writers and come back when Melania files for divorce
WTF! Who is writing this sh*t?
So, did you write this with a full pretentious boner?
You're a news reporting agency, not a fan fiction website.
Heaven forbid the President spends time with his kid? Wow, much scandal.
What ?! Bathed in golden light? Who says that besides a Harlequin romance novel? That's no golden light- the man is orange. 🙄
As the light glistened off his orange skin & the breeze tussled his combover ever so gently,you could hear faintly in the background the satisfied chants of lock her up echoing through the gilded halls of what the history books will undoubtedly refer to as The Winter White House.
You're drunk af
New social media person ? Teenagerhood
'bathed in Golden Light'... What the hell is happening?
There was nothing to celebrate. realDonaldTrump was innocent from the beginning. The ones hoping for a celebration were the dimwit dems. But when you say you didn’t do it and you were truthful, there was no reason to panic. HillaryClinton on the other hand...
His heavily hair sprayed wig glistening with the sperm of our enemies.
Is this a parody “Bathed in golden light”
Cuz, journalism. cnnfakenews MAGA
What the hell!?!
I think the Clinton News Network AKA 'Fake News' has been smoking crack again.
'Bathed in golden light'... 'reached teenagerhood' Someone appears intexticated.
trying to win over the FoxNews sycophants. Sad!
Trump knew he had nothing to worry about. Whitaker kept him well informed along with a Nunes and other Republicans.
Has their been management change at CNN?
Oh good lord....is the author of this trying to write a romance novel?
“Bathed in golden light”? “Son..who reached teenagerhood”? Were those Sarah Isgur’s suggestions? Are you going to be the new Fox News?
THIS is what you print? Sad.
wouldn't be the first time he was bathed by something golden...
I am confused why everyone is bashing CNN.🤔 My take on this story is how Trump seems to be basking in the glow of some kind of false victory. Nothing substantial has been reported... yet he is celebrating as if he’s been cleared. Nothing has changed. Why is everyone so upset
Dafuq is this? What in the world is this supposed to mean? Marbles = lost.
What
What the actual...?!? OMG Quick! Russia’s hacked CNN’s Twitter account!
Go home you're drunk
Unfollow
What is your point?
Sarcasm. I think its hilarous. 'One ups' Trumps fake media bs. Good one CNN. The 'golden light 'will live 4ever lmao. Kudos
Um, just from this headline I’m gonna say, “Fuck off .”
Who gives a flying fuck?
State of journalism so shitty MFA writing grads moonlighting as social media interns
Put down the xanax and chardonnay
Humanizing the inhumane is not news.
What is this bs
Good for him.
Fire whoever wrote this caption ffs
“Teenagerhood” is weird enough but it gets worse. Got hacked?
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤧
Where is your headline, Isis is defeated and mueller report is a nothing burger? Can’t own it, can you. Lie for over two years and this is what you come up with. Wow. 🙄FAKENEWS
C.... communist N... news N... network You had your day when you got to interview Sadam H and then filmed the first bombs drop on Iraq during desert storm. Your days of being a number one news source are over. Plain and simple, CNN slants everything against Trump.
What on earth is the point of this article?
Is this a Joke?
Same
I would have guessed Chris Cillizzard wrote this, but Liptak isn't shocking either.
Someone was on LSD when they wrote this
Did CNN grab a special exclusive to the report before Congress?
I feel like this whole article needs a rewrite and some music by Lin_Manuel stuffofbroadway OhKevin
GeriatricGenius
Apparently, He had nothing to worry about.
Bizarre post.
Hi , your intern is high again!!!
After stoking hate & fear for 2.5 years this is what you’re going with?
Jeff Zucker, your blackmail/bribe is showing.
I’ve found more substantive news in a tissue than from of late.
'bathed in golden light'? are you sure it wasn't an orange reflection from his pockmarked face? has drunk the orange koolaid.
Ooooo. K
He is looking in the bushes wearing an overcoat. Why this picture with that lead?
What the actual hell are you guys smoking? This is completely beneath you.
teenagerhood
seems to slowly be becoming FoxNews.
Wow! How quickly liberals will turn. Mueller is no longer the Democrats hero, and cnn tries to report with the typical obvious hatred for our POTUS and gets slammed. Classy
NoCollusion
WTF
jwhoopes2 'Bathed in golden light'.....CNN sucking up to Trump's accusations?
would like to take this opportunity to announce that Lyndsay Graham has been hired as a staff writer
hey do you need to talk
CNN is not news. It's click bait. The National Enquirer on steroids. There is no credibility left. Moving on.....
Read the fucking room, cnn. NO ONE WANTED THAT.
Delete this.
He looks like a penguin 🐧
'And now, Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...'
Oligarch dreams, and even those of Igor, are made under golden showers - of light...
What about the dew? Was there, or was there not, an misty evening’s dew forming? And I see you *conveniently* left out the twinkling starlight. And of course the whales cooing harmonious approval in the distance WHY DIDN’T YOU MENTION THE WHALES
Keep going I'm so close
WTH with this blurb/headline
Who writes this crap?
Hahahaha! The haters are in actual physical pain as CNN says one thing about Trump that's not derogatory.
IS THIS A BIT
What the hell is happening at CNN someone needs to stop it now. It's creepy gross.
What fresh hell is this? Perhaps finally done with CNN. They have been fading from my view for a while now.
ImpeachTrump
What the actual fuck?!?!?!? 😳
Two years that could have been used to move our country forward. I'm not seeing how anyone who is paying attention could vote Democrat again. 🇺🇸
seanhannity is right. Journalism is dead. CNN is right up there with Vanity Fair and People magazine.
Did Rupert Murdoch purchase ? What is with these absurd comments and stories re: this President & his administration? First, the KellyannePolls bs & now this bizarre 'bathed in a golden light' horse shit. What is going on with ?
Go home you’re drunk
donlemon is this a real cnn article? If so are you guys for real? What the heck?
Philip Roth writing for CNN now?
golden shower
“Bathed in golden light”? Are you guys letting high school interns write for you?
What the hell is this?
plz venmo me $10 for making me read this
Good for them. That family has been put through hell and I hope they are enjoying each other. Oh, by the way CNN, ISIS has been completely obliterated! That would be worthwhile News.
What kind of mainframe Cylon bullshittery is this? GaiusBaltar2020
He. Put. Babies. In. Cages.
Gross.
Soooooo?
CNN is the Chris Cillizza of cable news networks.
Puke worthy....
Lots of CNN contributors... for this report. CNN's Jeremy Diamond, Jim Acosta, Kaitlan Collins, Pamela Brown, Jeff Zeleny and Elizabeth Landers contributed to this report.
I'm nauseous.
Hard hitting journalism
SenateDems HouseDemocrats TheDemocrats TheDemCoalition Justicedemocrats
Fawn much, CNN?
You are already losing so many viewers (myself included) due the quality of republicans that spew propaganda; then you try to portray KAC as a badass, and now this? Who are you? WatchYourself
wait - golden showers sarcasm
Just stop. Just ewww.
Needs more chocolate cake
Is this from a fuc*ing romance novel?
If I were your page editor, someone would be getting a new assignment in the mail room.
CNN has hit bottom of the barrel. Dumbfucks.
This is so weird.
This is an incredibly weird tweet.
'We are one step closer to knowing the truth. THE TRUTH is exactly what you've been hiding. Time's up! DarkToLight
Oh great, FakeNews was bad enough i hope you're not going through a poetic renaissance now
WTAF
If Kevin Liotak is a journalist he should be embarrassed. And he should do his research. This article, when it’s not being barfy, is just plain inaccurate. It ain’t over CNN. We know more about this from SethAbramson not to mention others who are more informed than this guy.
Dear CNN, If you are trying to win over Fox News viewers, don’t bother. They’re convinced you are the enemy of the state. Instead you will begin hemorrhaging your current viewers. Just friendly advice from one of the viewers you are about to lose. Sincerely, Losing patience
What fresh hell is this?
Well, this is garbage.
Joined the state sanctioned propaganda I see.
Mamalo!
'Bathed in golden light' 😄😄😄 It was just the reflection from his spray tan.
hey CNN? you have a little something on your nose
Hahaha so what? Obv he had nothing to worry about.
Hey CNN, that’s some big time reporting there.
bathed in golden light?
2 hours later, The President took a piss.
What fresh hell is this
Bathed in Golden Light that is so lame
😂😂
*you misspelled showers.
Really? Bathed in f’ing golden light. You have lost your minds!
Has CNN suddenly become the NationalEnquirer?
what the fresh hell is this
Literally no one: Communist News Networks: ☝
This reads like Robin Leach should be saying it.
I just want to know who wrote that. Honestly cnn who wrote that?
Did realDonaldTrump murder CNN’s title writer (legit real job don’t me) and take the wheel (That’s how they type at CNN, with a wheel, don’t me)
Are you sure he hadn't just bathed in golden p?
Why I no longer watch CNN.
I thought headlines are supposed to make you want to read the article. If this was a paper article, I’d burn it.
WTF? I’m unfollowing immediately after hitting the reply button.
The Russians have hacked CNN’s twitter feed.
CNN taking the piss out of Trump
Wtf is this? Do better.
Why doesn't liptak have an editor to circle this whole thing and say 'OVERWRITTEN STOP THIS IS SO BAD'
The first 2 paragraphs tell you all you need to know. Trump COULD have been in the war room BUT instead he was... Does no one get the irony? Kevinliptakcnn painted the scene of the absurd for us. Well done Kevin! This is trump's bizarre reality show.
Hey, I can't see my feet! Oh crap, no really, someone's dog crapped over here! Hey Lindsay, are you done licking my shoes yet? Is that a penny? What do you mean 5 burgers is enough?
🤮
Hey brianstelter, how’s that Sarah Isgur hire working out?
This must be a CNN parody account. Bathed in Golden light? Jesus.
Man. When CNN sold out it sold out HARD. ...who exactly is being blackmailed, I wonder. Or was it just about the money.
Did cnn get hacked?
HUH
WTF happened to CNN? Has it become the Clueless Cartoon Network?
he’s never gonna love you 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fake news?
....what?
That's just freaking beautiful.
WTAF? CNN
That article is some crazy stuff ...
That he *bathed* at all is special. On Atlantic City he was known to be a funk dumplin'.
Oh, whoever wrote this tweet, its like poetry... or more like Poetic Justice. FAKE NEWS can't even keep up with NEWS ROFL at CNN and its interns writing style. Guano Crazy Children.
What in the actual hagiographic bad prose is this, ? Are you cray?
Sounds like a TDS suffering phaggot wrote this
Did CNN secretly get bought out by Fox?
Meltdown City. Oh no, our President ISN'T a Russian Agent. Think about it. Oh wait, you aren't capable.
He was bathing with his teenage son? Yeah, sounds about right.
Comedy Network Now
gag
Cracker Jack reporting here. Just A+ journalism. How old was Eric?
JFC. Whatever.
Connor_Green 'Bathed in golden light'
Bathed in golden light. His nipples pert beneath his red white and blue diaphanous gown breathing in the scent of false vindication and hypocrisy...
Ok and ...
Trump looks like a vulture in that preposterous oversized coat. And this headline is bizarre. What gives ?
Someone at CNN is flexing their frustrated romance novelist muscle.
What pap
*Trump bullies CNN for 2 years *CNN starts worshipping Trump Don't be CNN. Fight bullies.
Who gives a shit about this fluff?
Now this is definitely FakeNewsCNN
LMAO crying liberals.
You forgot to mention that he’s meeting with Caribbean leaders, while there.
“Teenagerhood”?
Golden light? Or the fires of hell?
“Bathed in golden light”
Did he shove them into the shrubbery and is now yelling at them?
cnn what is wrong with you?
What even is this?
Jeff Zucker should be fired for assembling such a group of buffoons at the Clown News Network.
You CNN guys gonna be OK over there?
CNN is trash.
ArtDecider
Is Kevin Liptak on drugs?
On the evening CNN published a romantic puff piece of sugar coated obsequious propaganda the most crooked, perverted, & illegitimate president in history, his Slovenian nude model 3rd wife & their teenagerhooded son bathed in golden showers on marble tiles awaiting SDNY subpoenas
🤮🤮🤮🤮
Dear Diary? Wait did Acosta write this?
Have you been taken over by Fox? What the hell us this nonsense? Here-I’ll fix it: Friday evening Trump was at Mar-A-Lago with his family. There.
Shouldn't that be 'bathed in a golden shower'?
Tripe filled with lies. Did you guys whine about Oblahma playing golf during a tragedy? So what, he left the White House. He's entitled.
you mean an elderly bigot is outside at his bougie golf course getting sunburnt with his wife who's 24 years younger than him and his son he never talks to?
are you broken
Bye Bye CNN you are history, you should have reported the news but you became the democrat party, Bad choice as We The People decide and you are gone
Right where he should be! TrumpDerangementSyndrome clintonnewsnetwork
The fuck is this tweet?
Trump won Democrats lost again
And
Somewhat unrelated, but my son was only about 2 years old when he said “daddy’s asleep on his golden pillow.”
Must have been a weekend intern tweeting. Who let the dogs in.......
This is just the weirdest take
'On the evening Robert Mueller submitted his report to the Justice Department, President Trump was... ...at Mar-a-Lago where rich people can buy unlimited access to the POTUS for $200,000 and then sell it to your Chinese executive friends.' Fixed it for ya, !
🤮
If you like him so much you should marry him
You MAD! Listen again NO COLLUSION. 😜🎉🎉🎉
WTF
Kevinliptakcnn everyone... and the puff pieces just keep on coming, don't they PR ? AsleepAtTheWheel PatientsRunningTheAsylum
Bathed in orange toner.
'bathed in golden light...' this 'piece' reads like the annual competition to find the worst opening sentence of the year's novels. Clearly a new path for CNN's website - pitiful toadying. Be very ashamed, remember, ETTD.
What crap
When all of a sudden a gusty wind blew his wiry wig blew off.
He’s not going to be nicer to you just because you spew this... I dunno, seal diarrhea?
The fuck?
Full. Motherfucking. Meltdown.
ratio'd
After reading the tweet, I tried to read the article but the narrator in my head sounded all breathless like it was a bodice-ripping romance. Disturbing.
ho lee sh*t
What? your TDS is showing, please seek professional psychiatric help.
What in the actual fuck? What does “bathed in golden light” mean
Is this news?
Hey cnn it’s a little early to be this drunk. You okay?
Journalism
Well yea CNN.... This is called FATE . KARMA... God uses the most unlikely of souls to do the most remarkable things....and God has the SICKEST sense of humor of us ALL. Citizens will NEVER forget how u all backed Hillary fed FALSE POLLS and LIED to win an Election..... KARMA
Well on the upside, at least he wasn’t publicly bathed in golden hookers’ urine this time.
Are you writing his Tinder profile? Wtf?
Holy shit. I can write better than that blindfolded and drunk. Whomever wrote this dribble needs to turn in their journalism badge. I hear Burger King is hiring.
is the new FauxNews
Get your nose out of Donald Trump’s tuchis.
Golden Alright
loves trump. That’s why I don’t watch them.
go
wtf kinda purple prose bs is this
DA FUCK IS THIS?
Does realDonaldTrump also sleep in that black overcoat?
......okay
Is this the beginning of a Harlequin Romance novel
Never thought I’d agree with Trump...seems is hell bent on being fake news. WTF?
Wtf is this
All hail their dear leader, the newest despotic nation. The once proud, formerly land of the free America. Thanks , your reporting tells the world that the USA is a dictatorship.
Looks like trump is taking a piss on the foliage.
Teenagerhood 🤔Did you learn this from Trump speak? 🤨🙄
Lmao I just ?
Is the 'golden light' referring back to Trump liking golden showers?
People hammer Fox News as they should but CNN is an absolute joke as well. American media is sadly self destructing. Post the news and at least attempt to be unbiased.
That the hell is going on with ? First KAC and now THIS
What?
“Truth is the basis on which the power of the press stands or falls” — Otto Dietrich
This is the worst fan fiction I have ever read. Did this go through an edit phase at all?
terrible posture
Are you kidding with this piece of garbage article? Who staged that drama queen picture? And the writing, 'bathed in golden light', 'Entered teenagerhood'? Are you sure your not Fox and Friends?
He took his son for a wife?!?
this piece needed a viewer warning for liberals. It is graphically journalistic, far beyond normal CNN output and may elevate blood pressure or lower sensibility in unsuspecting liberals.
This is not news.
This is trash, . I want news, not knock-off Robert Frost headlines.
CNN are you trying to take over as Trumps official propaganda arm? GAwd this is disgusting.
The transformation to Fox-like profiteering is progressing at a rapid clip.
Teenagerhood? Jesus Christ delete this.
Yeah, well this photo looks like an overweight man trying to find his penis.
Can he just die already
Wtf? What the hell are you doing
What the fuck does this mean?
Your turn to the right to generate another election horserace is obvious and probably treason.
If this is a trial balloon of 'poetic' writing for your book, scrap it now. You suck at it.
When did Barbara Cortland start writing for ?
'Bathed in Golden light'....are you kidding me
Is he peeing on the bushes?
Is that like Trump's Golden Showers?
What in the living fuck? Why?
Who writes this shit?
WTF is going on with CNN and these BS puff pieces?
...blah blah blah. Better headline 'Trump finally seen with his son Barron while Melanie photo-op as usual at the Margo Largo that Americans foot the bill....'
onehandedtyping
They found the tape?
This is a parody right? Right?
On the evening Robert Mueller submitted his report to the Justice Department, President Trump was on the tiled patio of Mar-a-Lago IN FLORIDA WEARING HIS WINTER OVERCOAT, bathed in golden light , with his wife and son Barron, who had reached teenagerhood two days earlier
What’s your point?
Good, he deserves it. 🌞
Wow, you’re gross af,
Yo idk who I’d talk to about this but I think I was born to write your tweets
TDS
Stalkers 👀
what the fuck is this headline
I mean really? Wtaf?
Ok to be fair I’m on LSD, but does this tweet make no sense?
Mueller Mueller Mueller Ok he was wrong... Time to investigate. Dems!
What the hell is going on here?
Man, you all are seriously having a breakdown over this..😂
CNN is trolling the Trump-obsessives, and by the look of the comments, it’s mission accomplished. Beautiful.
It gives me great joy to see the Russian collusion believing zombies all lamenting their lives. 😂😂😂
Bathed in what now?
That's the Sun rays bouncing off his skin reflecting the orange spray tan pigments. Everyone knows that exercise and alcohol will kill you quicker and that golden showers, spray tanning, and hair rearrangement surgery adds years to your life. AltFacts
You conspired for two years to unseat a President duly elected by using a false narrative and with sedition spewed this conspiracy. GFY
CNN reaction to Mueller Report vindicating POTUS Trump: BULLYING his son Barron '2 days ago had reached teenagerhood' BeBest Cyberbullying
Who gives a flying fuck.
Trump was bathing in golden what with his wife and son?
What in the hell are you
Wait: Barron is his wife AND son
On the evening Robert Mueller submitted his report to the Justice Department, President Trump was on the telephone with his true love, Vladimir. “Vlad, you know I’ll always be true to you, no matter what”, Donnie said, breathlessly. “That thing with Kim. It meant nothing.”
What’s your point CNN?
And?
And it was glorious
CNN trying to ingratiate themselves with Trump after years of trump calling CNN fake news. This is a Fox pretend news report. This garbage does not belong on CNN or any true news station
What the f is your point? This is sycophantic Trump nonsense. Glad I don't watch you.
This is a lovely example of why CNN can’t be taken seriously as a news network. Stop trying to entertain ppl with your creativity & stick to facts please. Where’s Joe Friday when you need him?
WTF is this?
“President Trump was on the tiled patio of Mar-a-Lago, bathed in golden light, with his wife and son“. 🤮🤮🤮 now, Man that is some hard hitting reporting. You guys have outdone yourselves. I suggest you buy to post on the Donald sub Reddit, They would love you over there
Remember Charlottesville, when he refused to condemn Nazis, you enablers?
What the hell is the matter with you!!
No
Hey I believe you’ve been hacked. Change your password.
Hey Zucker. That’s it. I’m completely done. Blocked.
Lol at all the libs melting down in the comments here
Fire that Sarah who thinks *THIS* is a good idea.
This will soon change .
Why didn’t you just use the actual very normal title of the article?
Geez..are they gonna give us a blow by blow on the sex too?
Wow. Whoever wrote this... I want some of what they're on.
Did Pence write this lede?
What does this have to do with anything. CNN looking stupid again
I hope they toasted to your network’s death.
Adolescence?
This is code for the pee tape.
CNN is shot.
CNN jumping the shark.
Odd way to say Trump and Melania spent the weekend with Barron for his 13th birthday. You are trying too hard to be controversial.
Are you broken?
Who wrote this
This is hilarious! It sounds like something out of 'Gladiator ' only Dump is the evil uncle positioning himself to murder his father and murder his nemesis while screwing his sister and murdering his nephew, next in line for the horrific crown of hate. Anyway 🙄might be true. 😊
CNN reaction to Mueller Report vindicating POTUS Trump: BULLYING his son Barron '2 days ago had reached teenagerhood' ChildrensLivesMatter Metoo CNNsickos
Ah yes the tolerant left going after the mention of Barron Trump. Sad souls, that includes you CNN for stoking the hatred.
Who are you, and what have you done with the real CNN?
Sitting in rocking chairs watching illegals grooming the chipping greens?
The hell kind of journalism are you writing? This is the intro to a bad harlequin romance about a moldy bag of potato chips in a human suit.
Nice fluff piece, cnn. Trying to win him back? Like a long lost bad boyfriend?
Are you serious?
More like a golden shower
The only golden light he is bathed in has to do with the bad spray tan! this is really bad!
FakeNews Kevinliptakcnn. Trump has never been “bathed in golden light” in his life.
Stop hiring frustrated novelists immediately.
Wtf is this?
Did somebody challenge you to write something, anything... positive about Trump? 😂
Hey , poor choice of meta og content URL? `meta property='og:image' content='
“Bathed in golden light”? “Teenagerhood”? WTF, ! Is a drunk romance novelist in charge of your social media?
What the fuck is this tweet?
Crazy! Our kids were born just days apart. The major difference being I wasn’t banging anything that walked while my wife was at home with a newborn.
WTAF CNN? We go live to the newsroom....
I’m about as left-leaning liberal as they come, but is off their rocker stark raving lunatic mad to not give this type of BS a rest. OMG get story other than 24/7 Trump, CNN. Over it.
Lazarus risen from the dead? Really WTF
What in the actual fuck?
CNN, the new Fox?
He had a McDonald's sign installed at Mar-a-Lago?
CNN social media has all the online presence of a cabbage fart I had while in the bathtub
On Mueller Report Eve President Trump, his Resplendent Wife, and his recently Pubescent Son were illuminated gold from the heavens themselves as they stood upon the magnificent patio of the world’s grandest setting, Mar-A-Lago.
Hate to break it to you, he doesn’t believe in taking baths. Nor does he care about anyone other than himself.
Stay gold, phony boy
🤣
Please stop trying to put Trump in a better light.
what the actual fuck is this
“Bathed in golden light “? GTFOH
Is this a trailer for a b-rated drama? Is someone auditioning for a gig on FauxNews? Cause it’s sure not journalism.
“Bathed in golden light?” Who are you, CNN?
Is Bathed in Golden Light a piss joke?
CNN going for Fox's elite Propaganda status!
jesus christ, my heart really goes out to barron. he’s 2 years my junior and i just would never want a kid in the position of having this shitty of a family.
Why is this news, who cares? I'm going to go back to wgbhnews now and listen to things I care about that are actually important.
Oh, please! That 'golden' light is merely the reflection of his sickly orange jaundiced skin.
Good for them thanks mr president maga
CNN Certainly Not News.
How lame is this, CNN? Ew!
Is this Ted Cruz' Twitter porn?
Yep, just another reason to dump cnn. I don't recall any 'golden light' moments for other presidents. What even is this?
This reads as a cross between fan fiction and a romance novel
Was this before or after he shit in his golden toilet?
WTF, CNN?
Bath in what?! Golden Light Hahahaha Hahahaha! *gasp* Hahahahaha!!! Is This CNN?! 😂😂😂😂
CNN goes VirginBirthers 😂
Wtf is this garbage tweet?
JFC. This reads like the start of a really, really bad romance novel.
Bathed in a golden shower*
Christ on a crispy cracker, CNN. 🤢🤢🤢
'Nobody glows; badda book badda boom'
There’s nothing negative in your headline. “Bathed in golden light”? Who are you and what have you done with CNN?
What a humiliation for CNN.
Is this a joke?
Hey , you might want to call your sponsor... just sayin
...are your pants around your ankles while you type this with one hand? WTH.
the opioid crisis has reached the editorial staff at cnn apparently
What in the actual hell?
Ewwww.... no way. Fairy tale, then?
Reminds me of something about a golden rain?
I don't want to read this with a headline like that. 🤮
He looks like someone just told him a friend had passed away.
What’s your fucking point?
YEEHAW THAT RATIO
Have you been hacked? Hello....
A+ reporting folks
wtf
And just who the hell cares about this useless information? CNN is on a mission to be regarded as a waste of time, I no longer watch this vapid channel, I forgot to block its twitter feed.
what
As Kevin Liptak’s grandma always told him, “sunlight bathing those in golden light, was just God pissing on the Earth’s bed with Russian hookers.”
lmao
Me reading this tweet.
WTF is this 'bathed in golden light' pensive hero rhetoric? Have you sold your soul completely?
Whoever wrote this needs to be first checked to make sure he/she didn't suffer a stroke, then fired, and eventually end up writing bad romantic fiction in an unheated attic.
Wait... this isnt a joke?! Damn...
michaelagrammar I wanna be bathed in golden light when I reach my teenagerhood
Jfc. What even is this? Seriously. I’m embarrassed for you
This reads like the start of a bad romance novel.
And with this, you have cemented my decision to never tune to your network. Garbage.
Going with that Beto reporting style.
This reads like a romance novel, you spineless sacks of horse dicks
And we care about this, why?
WTF
This is vomit inducing tripe. This and your absurd Kellyanne post have caused me to not only stop listening or reading ANYTHING by CNN, I will now mute you on this platform as well.
WTF
Really CNN?!? Drunk tweeting is so beneath you. Or is it 😳
TheManchize this is is breaking news!
Bathed in a golden shower!
I hereby nominate this for the Bulwer Lytton Award.
Cursed sentence
So much for his N. EM.
I’m assuming this “reporting” was just to let Trump know he missed his kid’s birthday
It’s a little early for April fools... but has Fox News hacked CNN’s twitter?
Who wrote this tripe?
Let me interpret for realDonaldTrump I don't gaf!
Real news as usual for you guys. You really amaze me with your uncanny ability to report the wrong & stupid stuff
The real golden light was the farce of the office we made along the way...
What does that have to do with anything?
Piss tape bit
Jeez, is as deep in that sunken place as trump and his posse are.
🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
This sounds cryptic and oddly threatening.
Huh
...you want me to get you his number?
Sounds like a porn article.
Good for him! After the attacks the lying media has attacked with with he deserves some relaxation time! Just waiting for when he pay all you a**holes back!! That will be hilarious! 😂😂😂
As he gazed downward, he wondered sadly, “when will I ever see my dick again.”.
Jeez, do you need a cigarette and the patio to yourselves.
Who wrote this? They should be fired and you need to delete your account. Barf!!!!
Ummmm... That's really one of those... 'I don't give a 'BLEEP' I'm voting his ass out of the WhiteHouse!!' moments...
I think your Twitter account has been hacked? What in sweet hell are you doing!? Do not give this man one iota of glorification, respect, or fur stroking. He hasn't respected one soul in his tirades, and isn't nor doesn't deserve it. wtaf!?
Was it a SHOWER of golden light?
Testes 123... Testes... 1. 2. 3.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
'Bathed in golden light' seriously? Well i guess his dick aint gonna suck itself
CNN is not news. CNN is PROVEN FAKE NEWS. CNN's CRIMES OF TREASON will not go unpunished. Americans will demand action so this type of activism is never again portrayed as reporters working for mega media stations.
I think 'light' might have been the wrong word.
Seriously, what the F has happened to CNN
I'm here for the Ratio you're going to get for putting the image of 'Trump bathing in Golden' in our heads.
You guys gonna be ok?
Wut
CNN twitter handle is from Gaza
CNN: so what?
Bathed? Showered.
WTAF
Wtf
Oh barf. That golden light wasn't the sun it was a reflection off Dolt45's awful spray tan. Is cnn falling for the conman now
Lipstick on a pig comes to mind for some reason. 🤔
Who wrote this crap,and why would cnn even put it up...it is nothing more than propaganda
What
Beautiful
What happened to CNN? They're falling apart.
🤮🤮🤮🤮
The clouds gave a valiant effort, but the sun stood victorious this day. 'The heavy coat was a mistake' he thought. However, his focus quickly shifted gazing at the miniature tree. Why wasn't it bigger? Where was the trunk? It was unlike any other tree he'd ever seen before.
'Hew was calm' probably took some extra Adderall.
Geez. I hope he left the money on the nightstand. In cash.
Who wrote this 🤔? It's like ya'll are worshipping him. 'Bathed in golden light'. Throw the whole title away.
His posture illustrates an old school physician’s observation about the “direction of the gaze leading toward the . . .” anyone?
On the evening Robert Mueller submitted his report to the Justice Department, and President Trump enjoys a party with friends and family.... was on the tiled floor of a public bathroom drunk tweeting, with the remanence of their credibility bathing in a nearby bowl
Is it weird this makes me hard?
Were you this fawning when fbi cleared HRC in her email scandal
How wonderful! Good for them! You all are nuts!
And this is news why?
Wtf?
It was the first time Trump had looked at his youngest son since taking office. “Whoa! Who are you?” he said. “Remove this person from my presence.” After being told it was in fact his son, Barron, Trump raised an eyebrow & asked, “Barry, why didn’t you tell me you were my son?”
I love The Onion. Oh, wait. . . .
He looks worried.
Disgusting
This is fuckin' weird, y'all.
... blink twice if you are being held hostage by a crazy cheeto.
Who cares!!! Bathed in golden light? This man is a complete traitor and you know it.
Eh?
*teenagerdom
🤢🤮 Seriously. Delete your account.
I kind of wish that there was never ever a President Trump. All this has brought our nation to a All Time Low. Come on 2020 I'm counting on a real normal. Because right now this sucks
Was cnn hacked?
CNN is really hurt about this
'..it was a moment to celebrate: the conclusion of an investigation that did not find enough evidence to indict the President or his confidants for conspiring with Russia to win the 2016 election.' Who wrote this horsepucky? Liptak... dunno squat about whose got indictments.
You guys letting seanhannity write your tweets now?
Hahaha the haters on this feed. 😉🤣🤣🤣
Who are you and what have you done with CNN?
Please do not romanticize this creepy and repulsive family.
One man's golden light is another's liver failure.
Oh, please. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
What a weird tweet
Trump is really fat
This looks like a man that knows just enough about Mueller's report to realize there might be a real problem he can't explain.
Gag me with a silver f*ing spoon
On the evening Robert Mueller submitted his report to the Justice Department, CNN was still pushing fake news.
Muting CNN main account. Irredeemable.
Ninth-grade creative writing class FAIL. Also, are we really going to bury CNN without so much as a wake? RIPCNN
He looks broken
Mmm. Ok. Wait. What?
CNN pounces.
CNNfakenews CNNsucks
So he was with his family....
WTAF is this tweet?
To the author of this tweet, I hope you step on a Lego.
Dear diary,
Stop huffing glue..
The secret service paid how much for their accomodations and golf carts this time?
Wtf man
He’s never gonna call you back sweetie
WTF. Are you auditioning for the StateTV MAGA contract? Tool.
Well, yeah, the odds were pretty good he’d be there...
What's the punchline?
Wait, you mean “golden showers”.., now that makes sense
What the hell? Like Jesus has gone nutz!!!
Sounds like a fox tv piece of propaganda. The kind that try to direct our thoughts toward a certain point of view. CNN your audience isn't susceptible. Attempting to manipulate & control the Dem base won't work like it does on Fox. We have been your only supporters. No more.
This is a joke, right? Satire? If not, CNN needs to get a huge grip
Bathed in the golden light of a dumpster fire, maybe. You shameless dingleberries!
When did become a middle schooler who thinks lots of adjectives is the height of deep and meaningful writing?
Prove it; show us the royal pubes!!
Let Trump run the country for goodness sake. Get off his case. The country is in better shape now than it was with Obama running the show.
“ bathed in golden light “ w t a f? 🖕🏼
So lame.
repeatedly,he didn't pay his contractors and conned millions $$$ at his 'University'. Important for you is the picture of perfect family bathed in golden sun. That our dear leader is calm and charming. That's what con artist do! Play the role as needed. He is still the pig. 2/2
'Bathed in golden light' more like 'showered with golden water' 🤣🤣🤣
heavy shade right ?cnn?
What a shitty tweet. Seriously.
So proud of him and to be an American 🇺🇸🇺🇸
Trying to get your rating up . 35th in the ranking isn't that bad for being a bunch lemmings repeating the same anti-Trump rhetoric. But you'll have to do better!
No! That's just his Insta-tan spray. do I need to block you?
Are you sure it was golden light he was bathed in?
Wtf CNN. Gross. Stop it.
What. The. Fuck. Did I just read?
What the heck does this even mean?
Teenagerhood ? Oh never mind.found it in the urban dictionary 1. the most awkward period of time know to any single person. 2. when most people lose their virginity and/or have an unexpected pregnancy. 3. when one's parents begin to hate them. 4. the beginning of poverty .
What a waste of good font...
Wtf MattRya73758117
Is this Cnn's way of apologizing for pushing the collusion hoax for the last 2 years?
Did you fall and hit your head
Seems Hallmark highjacked CNN
Ridiculous crap🤮🤮🤮
I’m sorry but this is all I can imagine under the suit.
This reads as one of the most moronic tweets of the week!
Garbage.
Sounds like someone should take a break and work on that novel they've been wanting to write. 'Bathed in golden light...'
This (unfortunately) is CNN...
A proper explanation - Nice
I wish Direct TV could remove your shit channel out of the 300+ I pay for.
Is this the first line of a really bad romance novel?
Wow ......
CNN? Sounds like a love letter.
The golden sunlight on the great leader. What's going on CNN?
Bathed in golden light . God bless our President! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Who cares
Quit normalizing him.
And it causes you to have TRUMP deragement syndrome
am i having a stroke
Golden light reminiscent of golden….
Embarrassing
Have you been hacked by the Russians?
What’s with all the glowing, over-the-top “reporting” on Trump, Inc. lately on CNN? I feel there’s been a shift.
WTF CNN
Why are you writing this as though he's the hero of a romance? He wouldn't cut it as the hero in even the most tawdry of the farces.
This is the crappiest writing I’ve seen outside of elementary school.
at&t now owns cnn
Y'all okay over there in the ATL?
Did DanaBashCNN write this?
the fucc?
Rafael was there too. Don’t forget about tedcruz
Congratulations cnn. You made it. You’re as disgusting as Fox.
, what has happened to you?
'bathed in Golden light'? What in the entire phuck is happening right now?!
What in the fresh fucking hell is this tweet exactly. I hate it
Of course, he had nothing to worry about 😉
Seriously WTF? becoming a joke.
What the hell is this psychotic nonsense?
I think I'm going to throw up now.
Bathed in golden light?! Wtf is this propaganda?
“Bathed in golden light” What the actual fuck?
cnn is the new onion
What the fuck?!?
“Bathed in golden light”? WTF? It’s Donald Trump, not Brad Pitt in “Legends of the Fall.”
Good Grief. Really? I'm old enough to remember when CNN was a news organization.
What the shit.
So if it were raining, would he be washed by golden showers?
WTH? Who wrote that?!?!
Good lord, CNN. You have lost your way 🤦🏻♂️
Who wrote this garbage?
This is insanely weird
Were they praying for a little bit of 'smarts,' a spec of compassion, and a whole lot of forgiveness?
SWITCH TO MSNBC...none of this BS
Wtf is this...
look at this frumpy dickhead
Golden light? Seriously!
“Golden light”; “golden showers”... .He is a “golden asshole!!!!”
And the Drumpfluffer derplorables called 'Fake News' CNN the'Clinton News Network' during his campaign? Still biting the hands that helped to feed him the EO:
Going for the MAGA viewers, apparently.
CNN, you're wasted, go home.
'With his wife and son Barron'
Cut the hagiographic crap about a man who didn't even acknowledge that boy's birthday.
And this a fu**ING story?
This is exactly why everyone really does think CNN is a joke.
Lol the worst
Bathed in golden light that accentuated his liver spots and skin tags. The vacuous look in his eyes suggesting even lower cognitive function than his speech patterns indicate.
W. T. F. Is this shit?
Is this an excerpt from a novel CNN is writing?
🤮
Was this photo just before or after he vomited into those bushes?
Are you bowing down before a king? wtf is this write up? I thought you were news. Disgusting.
What the hell, CNN? This is just embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for you. 'Bathed in golden light'? jfc
who slipped CNN a mickey?
Bathed in golden light? Oh FFS
All I see in the pic are his tiny fingers.
Have you lost yer damn mind
Just omg
bathed in golden mcdonalds french fry oil
Did someone hack or is this really how bad things have gotten over there Feel bad for Ted Turner. Do not think this was his vision!
Don't you mean bathed in golden showers? Just sayin
u ok?
What middle school attempt at creative writing is this horseshit?
Lol 😂
is in shock. Their 2-year meal ticket has been punched and it's crow.
what
Good for them. Bush Jr. was usually in Texas tending to the ranch - so what? Are you that bored & disappointed? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This makes me nauseous. What are they smoking at CNN?
When you try to break the “fake news” label
Steve83075 oshizz215
is going full PRO trump... new editor maybe?
Hmmm... is Chris ok?!
Barf.
Bathed in golden light Are you joking? Who are you?
Are you going also tell us what color shit he did also cnnfakenews
What kind of Harlequin horse shit is this?
Oh ffs....how far you have fallen You might as well merge with Fox. 😡😡😡
Daddy...tell me something true.
Lol “Teenagerhood”
Lol
A tad florid don't you think? Like the worst opening sentence ever to a bad novel. You should fire whoever wrote this. CUCKOO
I don't see the golden light,the wife or Barron. I see trump slumped over looking defeated. I am enjoying his silence on twitter.
You have now become the BATSHIT CRAZY network. 🙄🙄🙄 TrumpIsADisgrace
You ok, hun?
not pictured: wife, son
Reminds me of the Badda-book badda-boom choicehotels ad but I bet he feels more like this tonight
'News the investigation had ended became official on Friday around 5 p.m. ET, as Trump was discussing trade and Brexit in a businesslike phone call with German Chancellor Angela Merkel at his Florida club. ' Who wrote this? It sounds like a bad fanfic.
You can’t be serious with this shit...
And there's a cloud over Houston potentially killing people and their offspring and this asshole is having a party
It was a dark and stormy night
This is pathetic. Part of the reason we are in this mess is because you didn’t do your job before and during the elections. That you continue to not do your job is malpractice.
Do better
CNN previewing their new romance novel
the saddest boner
WTF?
Remember the evening just 13 years earlier as little Barron was growing inside his mother’s belly while his father, the future President of the United States, was elsewhere dreaming of golden showers having unprotected sex with a pornographic film star.
Wtf is wrong with you, CNN?
Gross. However, glad he remembered his sons bday... assuming he did.
'Golden Light' a man of the 'average working person' -.- Go home CNN, you're drunk!
His wife or his son had reached teenagerhood?
🤣🤣 told all use sheep for a while but use seem to believe CNN and the democrats 🙈 how ridiculously gullible can you be. From now on please use some critical thought and seek truth from all angles 👍🏼
Delete your account.
Thanks but I got this for free on Kindle.
What the fuck kind of headline is this?
Golden? Like showers?
Was it a dark and stormy night, later on?
Um...
The STD-in-Chief. Were either of the woman we know he had affairs with and bribed to stay silent on the patio? Barron was a newborn back then. Lots of family memories for FLOTUS and realDonaldTrump WhiteHouse GOP PressSec DonTheCon
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Who wrote this. Disney?
“Bathed in golden light?” Zucker really has a hard in for this guy.
Oh please stop before he looks out on the endless horizon and rubs his hand through the flowing locks of his combover
who is your emergency contact, CNN?
Wow it’s practically a Rockwell that you’re painting here.
holy crap, its the tweet version of one of those Jon McNaughton Trump-is-god artworks. I smell a new painting.
My son likes to bathe in golden light, but my wife finally told him that he needs to start using soap.
ratio like a mafucka
Whoops. You published this on CNN instead of your personal fan fiction Tumblr, dude.
Was it Jesus bringing the 'golden light'? What the actual hell? SecPompeo being a dominionist and rooting on the 'rapture' is bad enough. Stop it!!!
...while Donnie jr. takes over writing CNN headlines.
I use this too ... a ... lot. I even use the nomames ... all ... the ... time. Just for you POTUS
*bathed in golden showers
And then what happened?
'Teenagerhood'?
I think just confirmed Trump was anointed king.
Wut?
Hey CNN.... WTF are you doing?
Please be kidding, .
Barf
This is a disgusting lede.
GoldenShowers There, fixed it for you, Conservative “News” Network.
Is this Sarah Isgur's work or did they finally kick her out of that editor's position?
I guess CNN has officially switched to writing grocery store novels.
He will never love you...
His posture is atrocious!
Treacly.
Why are you doing this? Blink twice if you need help.
Hmm tell me how mighty his thews were...
I felt his eyes on me before I even knew he was there. But he was there. Donald. Across the room, over near the canapé table. How like him, I thought. I dawdled. Made an excuse to talk to a nearby stranger. Didn't want to seem too eager. Donald doesn't like eager.
I just thew up in my mouth...
wut
Sounds like Tabloids
I'm using this gif way too many times for news related to the POTUS
Kevin who?
That new hire who is a red hat I’m assuming, wtf is this?
So, we need an independent counsel to see exactly what was he, thinking... you people are totally out of control
What even is this?
Trump, his melonlike breasts pressed tightly against his steamy overcoat, slowly puckered his juicy lips into an inviting 0, much like the an^s of a sultry baboon.
Idk who Kevin Liptak is, but he should be fired for this softcore porno headline.
It’s time to go watch some MSNBC
Is this like that ‘is the dress blue or white’ thing, because I see a man talking to a bush.
Bathed and golden and Trump? Rings a bell ...
Who wrote this? Kellyanne is that you?
What the fuck is this?
More like bathed in golden showers.
You letting Comp 101 students write your copy now? 'The aging plutocrat, knowing that his glory days were over, bowed his spray-tanned, bloated visage into the warm glow of the Florida sun, with his heavily sutured wife, who was soon to have freedom from his tumultuous temper.'
Oh FFS
stupid cnn
Journalism for Dummies
Gracing us lowly peasants with his presence, a gift that could only be rivaled by the lord himself! WHO WROTE THIS TRASH?!
What. The fck. Is this?
That new hire's wielding her influence, eh?
After 30 months of you and many others calling him a liar, he deserves the 'sunlight'. It seems everyone BUT Trump was lying to the American people since he won the nomination. , you and many others are finished. Your credibility shot.
Yo, what the fuck is this headline
CNN SUCKS !! You really..I mean really GET A LIFE !!
It’s official. I am breaking up with FuckkkThisImOut
which one of u bigwig perverts wrote this
Has CNN jumped the shark? Discuss:
Not art.
“bathed in a golden light” WTF! CNN used to be a respectable news source. has officially jumped the shark....or to the GOP dark side (aka, Fox News).
The left will melt down with this as well. Watch and laugh.
Stop watching CNN America! They are in bed with autocrat Trump
Ewww really?
Da fuck is this?
teenagerhood
“Bathed in Golden light” sounds like a porn movie title.
WTF CNN? Who wrote that? Syncophant much?
ewwwww. Wtf .
What kind of crap is this?
I really want to write fiction, said CNN's social media person. 'Bathed in golden light' sounds really cool.
Worst. Haiku. Ever.
What is this stool?
🤣
tfw you rally all the other news networks to perform an intervention
I'm sure it was golden shower of light.
CNN really is the enemy of the people. Sick of garbage like this.
When your book report is due in two minutes and you use the thesaurus to avoid plagiarizing....what in the world of tweets is this?!
CNN is working on its novel at Starbucks and accidentally hit 'send tweet'
'A light breeze off the ocean rippled through the President's cottony, gilt combover as he turned to his newly teenaged son and said, using words that fathers have imparted to their adolescent sons down through the ages, 'No collusion. No collusion.' '
Great, now my laptop is bathed in golden barf. Thanks a lot.
What the...
What is this
Hahahaha!!!!!! Oh yea! MAGA...🖕
...ummm...so this is weird.
How interesting
lol what thefuck
Barron, dont you mean Damien from the Omen
Y’all done gone full Psycho
Sounds like fan fiction
Teenagerhood isnt a word. Were they planning Barron’s CrowBar mitzvah?
Bathed In a golden shower maybe.
sucking up HARD.
Didn’t know you liked that loud, cnn
'Bathed in golden light'.... WTAF.
JFC who the hell wrote this crap
Go home, your drunk.
You’re kidding, right?
You've hired some Fox News interns to write your headlines?
C- writing is clichéd and details lack relevance. Attempt to humanise antagonist is superficial and obvious. Must try harder.
Hi there, are you having a seizure? Just mash your face on the keys and we'll send for help.
I accidently read this and now imma gonna puke. Thanks a bunch chrisinsilico
🤮
I’m only opening this to see what moron on staff is never be treated seriously again.
🤢
Wtf
M84Adam what the fuck is this?
Hmmm! Mueller has found nothing on the President. The Trump hating media is having a heart attack.
What the fuck is this caption
So glad the flying monkeys are still out there. Don't boo, vote!
“Bathed In golden light?” Seriously? Were the angels singing, too? Just a reminder: this is a president who declared a national emergency who apparently has had time to tweet like a 400 lb slacker living in Mom’s basement, play golf every weekend & little else. Do better, CNN.
Did Bon Iver write that headline
okay thaaaaaaaanx
Bathed You guys are ridiculous
DoBetterCNN BeBetterCNN
Wtf
Oh FFS
What a bizarre headline.
I expect Acosta to resign or he will have lost all his professional credibility condoning the Crapulous Conned Network.
Is this a parody account?
CNN is announcing a spinoff softcore channel....
Are you freaking kidding right now? Who wrote this?
Wtf is this bullahot
He's just celebrating all of the winning.
This is some seriously cringeworthy verbiage right here.
Somehow Miranda Sings seems appropriate.
That's what vindication taste like 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
Who is responsible for this totally asinine, trashy novel description? 'Golden light'? FFS. And 'teenagerhood'? That's not even a thing. No one says that. Ever. Get a grip, CNN.
Wtf
Soft core fascism.
And yet this is the most unflattering photo I've ever seen. Every proportion is wrong.
Sounds like a bad fanfic.
You'll rub yourself raw over him if you're not careful. Weirdos.
Looks like a penguin, sorry 🐧
'It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen'.
Your fan fiction sucks
Is this a joke headline?
Are y'all good over there?
So that woman that took over st CNN, she’s not even trying to cover up her motives is she?
so hiring a GOP hack to run your news coverage isn't having an impact lol sad
The absolute fuck?
More hard hitting journalism from CNN
Narrator: And the mouth of Twitter didn't even tweet happy birthday to his son.
teenagerhood?
Seriously? WTF is wrong with you! Do Better!
His back looks like turn two at Daytona.
If this tweet is a tease to read the story, it failed. Pass.
This is satire right? It has to be satire.
Where's the golden light? I only see a black blob.
'Bathed in golden light' Really CNN?
So?
I thought CNN hated Trump? This doesn’t help that narrative
Hey how much trump did you have in your mouth
Does this define Purple Prose?
Very normal journalisming going on here
Are you ok
Weird
Wtf is this shit
CNN = FOX
On that same night I wished I was fucking.
What the frick?!
The Onion?
Who wrote this heading? And did they get paid for it?
what is this drivel?
Is someone testing out some of their novel writing skills here?
this is weird
Look at his posture
And where do you think he’ll be after Robert Mueller’s report...? Same place. How much money was spent on this propaganda? Fools
It's ratio time at CNN
Golden showers!
Nice use of 'bathed in golden light' in the same sentence as trump. slick peepeetapes
Have you outsourced to Harlequin Romance or something?
„On the evening Robert Mueller submitted his report to the Justice Department, President Trump was on the tiled patio of Mar-a-Lago, bathed in golden pee“ ... there, fixed it for you. peetape DumpsterFireDonald
Who's writing this, Danielle Steel? I prefer StephenKing version.
WTF are you doing?
Reichskulturkammer
Lol
North Korea-lite?
What did I just read?
When was CNN purchased by Harlequin Romance Inc.? This is vomit inducing.
?
Cnn is shit.
'Bathed in golden light...' 🙄 WTF is CNN trying to prove here?
what type of reporting is this?
You know why? Because he wasn't worried about the investigation.
, now you're just embarrassing yourself. He's never going to like you.
Who wrote this headline...
Y’all like
🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮💩💩💩💩💩
Wow just when you thought CNN could not get worse in their reporting & writings here is this report. Bit afraid to have to eat crow again now that the Muller report is out. By the way how is the lawsuit vs CNN for the vicious attack on the Covington boys going?
Meanwhile across town another man sitting on his porch with his family in golden light feels a sharp pain in his arm. Are they related? Get the Time Life Mysteries and Strange Phenomena Video Series. Available on VHS at 1-800-555-1212.
Don’t you mean golden shower?
They already gave out awards for the worst writers in Romance this year.
Right were he should be. With his wife and son. Someone might be a lil jealous
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Are you kidding me ? Maybe ask the parents who kids died at the border ? What light do they have shining on them
Looks like he’s getting a bj in the bushes
Name one word of this that is news about the traitor, the anchor wife and their kid.
Are you sickos gonna make out with the fascist now? What even is this?
OMG, that's embarrassing
Shame on you cnn.
Whomever wrote this header deserves to be bathed in a golden stream of piss.
It's not news, it's CNN.
CNN. seriously. WTF?
SO! What's your point ? Go to the market and get you some Kleenex. 😂😂😂
Nice photo of President McKinley.
WTH, ? This isn't reporting. This is gross. You trying to be like the National Enquirer now? Nauseating. UnfollowCNN
I’m just glad Ted Turner won’t have to be around to see his dream die a cheap death.
That feeling when you read the first line of a book and want to throw it in the trash.
Golden bath... blink twice if the pee tape is real
hey, uh, what the fuck?
MY GOD!!! HE REACHED TEENAGERHOOD TWO DAYS PRIOR TO THE MUELLER REPORT?!?! HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!?!
CNN social media intern: I knew I shouldn't have had that second glass of wine before writing that tweet.
Is this fan fiction? Does Trump turn out to be a glittery vampire?
Where were his hookers? How about Putin? Were the kids in cages?
What the Intro to Creative Writing hell is this
ArtDecider
Looks like your new 'editor' is flexing her romance novel muscles.
Fifty Shades of Orange?
Great great cool cool cool
CNN is punking us
Bath in yellow light? Got it.
cnn where truth goes to die
Someone must either been dared to do this tweet or lost a bet.
What is this fatuous crap?
Wyd
Why is CNN letting rump write his own articles now?
this would be embarrassing if it was twilight fan fic, let alone whatever you think it is
'Bathed in a Golden Light' seriously? Who at writes this oleaginous drivel?
Philippians 4:6-7 do not be anxious about anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known to God. And the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus
Enjoy your weekend Mr. President.
Who wrote this... Barbara cartland?
This isn’t what I meant when I said to stop reporting opinions and start reporting news
You're fired, Faulkner.
Fixed
romance novel about trump ehh interesting CNN
What the heck is THIS? This headline reads like a Harlequin romance. Get a grip, CNN.
, you high.
I see that Sarah Isgur Flores is settling into her new job as CNN's propagandist... 🙄
Bye bye 🖕
Ew
CNN are you drunk?
Golden ... light? Are you sure it was ... light?
Teenagerhood... Editor!!!!! Stop this nonsense.
Go home, CNN, you're drunk.
Good grief.
“bathed in golden light”
mmm normal
Did you mean bathed in golden showers?
Excuse me?
You’re trying too hard to justify your English degree
What the Christ
I guess Flores is hard at work. The office of propaganda installed at CNN . . . Joseph Goebbels would be proud.
Definitely CillizzaCNN wrote this
Lolwutthefuckisthisheadline
Can we all just pause for a moment, to bathe in the golden light that is truly some of the worst writing this side of Mills & Boon?
CNN continues its garbage march to fox two
He knew it was coming down before he left for Mar a Lago, that is why he took his legal counsel and staff along with.
What kind of poetic garbage is this
needs to be held accountable for lying to the American people for two years and it’s clear now that they want to destroy Trump and that’s all they care about greggutfeld
. Like Seinfeld: It’s a book about nothing. . .
And your point is ?
Go home CNN, you’re drunk
[son not pictured] [golden light not pictured] [article written by non-sycophantic weirdo not pictured]
I thought it was golden showers that he enjoyed. Golden light you say ?
Sounds like a good night to me
Jesus cnn.
CNN have officially gone to the dark side.
Looks like the Penguin
Did Liptak really write that or was it sent over by WH Comms? Hard to tell.
Bathed in golden light?
For a second I thought this was coming from Fox News
Is 'bathed in golden light' a sly reference to Trump being *drenched in Russian hooker piss*? If not GTFO with this slew of puff pieces about the TrumpCrimeFamily. ThePeeTapeIsReal
This seems like a Fox News headline. Get it together, CNN
Here's your collusion
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