. “Loughlin will be required to run lines with a designated sponsor to ensure she’s completely off-book for each production, and learn all necessary choreography and blocking. She will even be required to work as a grip when needed.
Everyone should know what it’s like to work for weeks on a play that goes up for an audience of nine people—if Ms. Loughlin had known what was at stake, perhaps she would have thought twice about her crimes.” At press time, the judge had added an extra punishment to the sentence requiring Loughlin to also appear at the poorly attended basement cast parties following the conclusion of each production.
👍 Deadass. 😄😄😄.
Now imagine is she was Native American
she’ll definitely need a coach
I thought she was already in community theater. Goodness knows she hasn't had a real acting gig in over a decade!!
The judge deems it part of her penance (to avoid jail time) to BARE ALL, loosing all material raiment. 12 Plays, at least 2 of which WILL REQUIRE FULL NUDITY. Including: The classic broadway production, “Hair”. 🙌🏻🤪🥰 NOW THAT..would be the icing on the cake 🎂 TheOnion
will still be a crappy actress
The ruling came from Judge Gibbler.
That's what she might be actually getting. No jail time. Doing 'Cat On A Hot Tin Roof' in Rancho Cucamonga.
She’s hired a community theater director to teach her the lingo and show her the ropes
Community Disservice
...a one, and a two... Aaaaaand JAZZ HANDS!!
She’ll be on a wiffle ball and chain.
It's really jail, but they told her the production is Orange is The New Black.
Equity waiver Timon of Athens. That will teach her.
😂😂😂😂😂
allahpundit Now that's funny right d'ere! Got to be one of the best headlines ever by TheOnion!
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Community theater? You mean, ACTING? Is she qualified for that?
Cruel and unnatural
Shakespeare A Midsummers Night Dream in Fairbanks Alaska
As long as it's not in my community!
For a minute I didn't know this was the onion.
Seems staged.
That's group punishment for society.
Oh, crap. What crimes did the audience commit to be forced to sit through this.
Money can get you out of anything, just look at OJ! 🖕
I thought the idea was to make her LESS of a threat to society?
Public Shame Legal bills 100 hours Community Theater google forever more I’m o.k. With it
She pleaded “God, no! Send me to prison. Anything but community theater!
So... the first two days of tech week?
I thought she was serving her sentence doing those Hallmark movies.
In Nebraska.
I think that would count as cruel and unusual punishment for the audience.
She hired a prison consultant to train her For when she goes in lmao
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