Nation Admits They Only Care About Freedom Of Speech For Imparting Information About ‘Star Wars’ Shit

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Nation Admits They Only Care About Freedom Of Speech For Imparting Information About ‘Star Wars’ Shit OurAnnualYear2019

LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that a democracy must guarantee its people the right to openly discuss the fact that Episode 9 will be titledwithout fear of censorship, the nation admitted Friday that they only care about free speech for imparting details aboutshit. “The Bill of Rights guarantees Americans the freedom to assemble, namely at Comic-Con, and the freedom to speak, ideally during a Q&A panel with J.J.

Abrams or George Lucas where we maybe even get to see a little teaser footage,” said Cleveland resident Doug Mandeville, 51, echoing a populace that confirmed it would fight tooth and nail to protect the First Amendment inasmuch as it applies to an individual’s right to post crap on Instagram about the upcomingvideo game.

 

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This is sad - but this satire makes me more insta-depressed than anything bcs its very close to true for those making decisions about who can be heard

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Thats what you call an overacting face. She cant act. Move on.

Ewoks is like the n-word.

Star Wars is $h1t.

True unless you actually like the new Star Wars trilogy, which is indefensible

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