Can Drag Queens and Disco Save Your Local Mall?

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What does it take to get people away from online shopping? Malls are trying racy circus acts and disco parties.

Hoping to increase foot traffic, the Rosedale Center in Roseville, Minn., opened its doors to dog owners, offering them a place to walk pets on frigid Sunday mornings before stores opened. The mall wasn’t prepared for what it unleashed.

This year, more than 400 pooches descended on the two-story shopping center each week. There wasn’t enough time to clean up before the stores opened and many dog owners ignored the free wipes and reminders posted throughout the property. Shoppers groaned about odors, allergies and pet hair...

 

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EvilHillaryPics Malls could try to have decent security to curb their patrons' behavior like throwing little kids over balconies. Amazon is white flight.

Creating chaos is going in the wrong direction. This, on top of haggling with customers over shopping bags. 🛍️

All drag queens are disgusting but the fat ones are especially gross. Just horrific.

I think you're achieving the opposite effect

No.

We're sick of the multicultural mess our malls have become. Loud, rude, foreigners just here to benefit from capitalism. Generally, white people don't even want to go out anymore.

EvilHillaryPics We have lost ourselves and everyday I feel like we are without redemption.

This is why I haven’t been to a mall in over 8 years. Online has 10,000 times the selection too. If I need something quickly I can pay for 1 or 2 day shipping which is still less expensive than gas and my time.

Even with online options, malls were very popular gathering places for our youths until the diversity flooded them, making them unpleasant & sometimes outright dangerous public spaces. Clear the malls of these hostile and unappealing aliens and Americans will return, guaranteed.

Yeah...no.

Why would any American want to spend a second in this?

Literally the complete opposite of this will get people back into malls

J_H_5 Thank God for Amazon.

Gross. Those people should be in psych wards, not around children

A safe, fairly homogeneous, high trust, local community atmosphere which is typically lacking when people go to indoor malls, now, unlike in 80's suburban America.

Yeah....drag queens and other forms of detritus of society is going to work /s What crap. Carry quality products, sell at decent prices, staff the stores with people who know about them and are good at customer service and can speak English clearly and fluently.

'Sexualise it and they will come'

What does it take to get people back into the malls? Making them, once again, safe for my children. You know, it doesn't have to be this way. 711Nationalism Nationalism is the answer

Yet another reason to shop online...

Weirdos that look like demons and want to talk to kids should do it.

You start bringing horny circus clowns to malls across America and you can guarantee I won't show up.

Yeah, trannies - that’ll work. The only people who go to U.S. malls in 2019 are obese Central Americans and they’re not interested in transvestites.

Lmao because having drag queens in libraries has worked so well

Serious ass security. And delivery service.

no

Pachamama is never going to the mall again... 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

And here is one more reason to AVOID MALLS.

I think online shopping is very convenient for me.

Hard pass on the trans mall experience. I have children, they dont need to see that sh*t.

Hi ImMrMeseeks LookAtMe Who writes this sh*t?

EvilHillaryPics What? There was a drag queen disco at my local mall and I was not informed?!!😡

oh drag queens. That’ll get me to a mall 🙄

Try lowering prices

That’s a hard no

Just another reason to stay away, better things to do

I would not shop at a mall that promotes Drag Queens, or other such garbage. I will just stay online thank you!...

Keep malls from being urban battlegrounds for basketball Americans

Malls need a variety of well stocked stores. More clothes in plus sizes and clothes for people (especially women) over 50. They need shoe stores and outerwear stores. Bring back book stores.

drag queens are not considered 'circus acts' you guys are BIGGGG trouble now LOL

These stores pay enormous rents to be in the mall. They can’t compete with online stores from a warehouse and robots.

naked and attractive young women will get the fellas back

pft. actually have the stuff I want in stock would be good.

RaidenRockman who ever is coming up with ideas to get people away from home please keep them there. they seem to idk keep pushing people toward online shopping after that fucking idea.

Drag Queens at the mall will ensure I don't go to the mall

Um...disco I though the idea was to ATTRACT customers?

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Just like any other outdated industry, sometimes there isn't anything that can be done. Unless you need something this very second, ordering online is overall a much more pleasant experience.

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No one is forced to shop online. Its a matter of convenience and price. Putting on shows or other tactics wont attract more shoppers.

That doesn't appeal to me. However, if they have Lobster boy and the bearded lady now we're talking real sideshow!

Um, F*ck $ No!

Get crime out of our malls, then maybe shoppers will be willing to pay a premium for mediocre retail

EvilHillaryPics Thesis: Public executions would draw a crowd. Antithesis: Drag will keep the mall empty. Synthesis: ... ?

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EvilHillaryPics I think I'm finally going to try online shopping, thanks for sharing.

It’s called excellent customer service. Every time I give the local stores a shot I think this is why I order online.

EvilHillaryPics I would buy more shit at the mall if they actually had what I wanted, like Amazon does. My last 5 trips to a real mall all pretty much ended with me doing an entire lap of the mall looking for a common item easily purchased for less from Amazon.

EvilHillaryPics Don’t make the LGBT kids angry.

Try this crazy idea: have all colors in all sizes in the store.

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The siphoning off of money from middle America into the hands of conglomerates will eventually require such structures to contain Maker spaces, Second-Hand clothing and furniture stores, low-income housing, bread lines and soup kitchens. Or raise the minimum wage.

Malls are horrible shitholes, why would anyone go there in the first place unless they had no option?

Just remember, every time you order something online, you are helping to erode jobs in your community and taking away from the tax base that funds your schools. Not to mention it probably wouldn't hurt you to go outside once in awhile.

A: Stores need to sell products at the same low prices available online, and do away with state and local taxes. If stores can do that, people will once again flock to them, because they will save shipping costs and be able to get their products immediately.

Hard pass. And I love drag queens.

For me? whoever has the best price / overall cost - wins. It's that simple

Who comes up with this sht?

No

This tactic would entice me to say home and shop. 🙄

There is no greater draw to a shopping mall for men than fat transsexuals.

Anything is worth a try.

Simple the world is evolving. Soon no one will have the time to start going to shop for anything when it can be done at the comfort of your home

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