Grandpa’s Dying Wish Only Legal In Vietnam

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Pop-Pop always had a thing for Crisco and Asian Swamp Eels.

damn.

If Grandpa wants his Vietnamese strippers shot out of a canon, then he deserves to have them shot out of a canon.

He probably wanted the at Saigon Charlie’s. It involves two donkeys, a goat and three little people with big boobs. Half off on Wednesday!

Drekaiser

'Napalm my casket'

Damn Gramps you nasty.

'I need a bowl of chili, 2 prostitutes, some rubber gloves, a gallon of milk, one cigar, and a mountain of cocaine.'

I’m glad there’s no article to expand on it. The headline and photo are enough.

Eh?

Oh, Peepaw.

😬

Aw man!

Liked, but fucking ew. 🤮

is it enslave half the population?

Now get in the PIT GRANDPA

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