Family At Beach Apparently Brought, Set Up Own Volleyball Net

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EAST ORLEANS, MA—Noting that they evidently found it to be a worthwhile and necessary item to take with them, reports confirmed Wednesday that a family at Nauset Beach brought and set up their own volleyball net. “It looks like these people were willing to pack up this big cardboard box of metal poles, lug it all the way from where they parked, and then walk all the way down the beach to find a spot large enough to fit an entire court,” said local beachgoer Josh Ramsey, adding that the family spent roughly 30 minutes unfurling the tangled net, assembling the poles, and anchoring support ropes into the sand. “There are only five of them, so they probably could have had just as much fun hitting a volleyball around while standing in a circle. Besides, who buys a volleyball net? Do they really play volleyball enough to need their own net?” At press time, the family had played volleyball for roughly 20 minutes before abandoning the game entirely and heading into the water.

 

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wow heartwarming

Not many dads set them self’s up for that nightmare haul... kudos!

People can play volleyball on the beach, but i can't set up a cockfighting ring. Damn liberals.

That takes balls....

Sagging in the middle of net thanks to dad’s attempt at spike.

Truth. MeDude did not have two feet in. No matter what, you're one of the few I will point to as hero.

Bringing anything to and from the beach is a chore, there should be moving luggage conveyor belts like at the airport, from the parking lot, down the dunes, and towards a drop off-pick up point on the beach.

Only to be vandalized by local “punks”.

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Beautiful 😍😍

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