Police Investigate Reports Of Local Gay Man Being Dragged Behind Boat

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NORWOOD, NC—Law enforcement officials investigated a disturbance Sunday afternoon following reports of a screaming gay man being dragged across a lake behind a boat. “We received multiple accounts of two male suspects forcefully pulling a young gay man behind their motorboat at high speeds,” said Sgt. Michael Bosch of the Norwood Police Department, who noted that people on shore observed the gay man frantically waving and shouting the entire time he was yanked through the water by a 75-foot length of rope. “Witnesses indicated that the two suspects appeared to enjoy putting the gay man through this ordeal, even laughing out loud at him when he yelled that they were going too fast.” Sources further confirmed that any time the gay man became disconnected from the boat, the two men quickly reattached him so they could continue dragging him across the lake.

 

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That smile 😅😅

He’s gonna get bugs in his teeth.

You don’t see no black people out there behaving that way, this is so savage

Haha why is everyone so butthurt about this! Gay people can stand up for themselves, you don’t have to do it for them. Stop getting offended for other people

OMG, well at least it's a new joke

Isn't that what gay men do? get dragged?

Delete this

Why is this a news article.

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And a Happy Pride to you too, Onion. Thanks for that.

He declared to the police they put a rope around his hands and screamed make America great again

You did it again!

Oh boy...

Locals are reporting he appears to be too sexy for his shirt, so sexy it hurts.

Mr_OKeefe You're a sick man, Pedro!!

Aligator huntin'?😆

Area cop, was relieved to know, there were no snow fences nearby.

🤦‍♂️😂😂😂

Bad timing, Onion.

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Those wascals responsible for this outrage would never treat a straight guy like this ! 😂😂😂😂😂

It's Pride Week......he does a great Esther Williams.

It's a boat time.

But did he look “fabulous?”

Enough already, Jussie Smollett!!!

He's not in drag. He's just wearing shorts :)

Hahaha.

Thoughts and prayers!... Wait

Give that man a parade

TRUMP’S AMERICA, PEOPLE!

Is that Ike Barinholtz?

Yikes

I don't think he's local ...

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