TACO STAND – TOP 5 AGENTS OF S.T.A.C.H.E. Welcome to the Taco Stand, a tongue-in-shell look at the Blue Jays, Baseball, and other topics I tangentially connect to the two. In this edition, we look at the Top 5 Agents of S.T.A.C.H.E. The nefarious Malevolent League of Businessmen have been hatching evil schemes unchecked for decades. To combat this, we have deployed top men throughout baseball with orders to defend truth, justice, and the mustachioed way.
But he’s got a darn fine dirt squirrel nonetheless. 3: Isaiah Campbell Going back to the pen, this time of the Red Sox, Isaiah Campbell is next up on our list. With a wonderful walrus resting upon his lip, Isaiah would be tasked with moving all of the vile Verdugo’s possessions two inches to the right whenever he was not looking. But with events this past off-season, Isaiah has passed that particular bristle baton to another member on this esteemed list.