She has quite a severe overbite and a doe-like stare. Her legs are long and lean, and her feet have become round and calloused with age. That is because horsegiirL, the Berlin-based DJ, producer and ascendent fashion model, is a horse. At least, that is what I am obligated to write. Prior to our conversation, horsegiirL’s team asked me to sign an “NDNeigh” that would restrict me from asking serious, journalistic questions about this musician’s provenance and distinct biological make-up.
Stella McCartney and Chanel have both featured horses in their recent shows, and Bella Hadid is reportedly dating a real-life cowboy. Why do you think this is? Can I say something? I know one of the horses that walked the Stella show because we met years ago at this beauty contest thing. Ugh, I’m happy for her and I’m happy they’re walking big shows but they weren’t the kindest to me back then. But, listen, I don’t want to shade anyone. I think horses have always been in fashion.