Wait til the day comes when we open up Dummokkrats secret files. Woo hoo. This is nothing!
where is all his money
While horrendous in its own right, El Chapo has nothing on the Catholic Church.
Well, he is an animal....
So did trump.
Now he can be friends with BillClinton
castrate him like a bull - with no anesthesia.
Maybe we should just make him pay for the wall. Problem solved.
How about the witness that testified he gave $100 million to the president of Mexico and also paid off some Democrats? Who are they?
Weird thing to come out with, maybe trying to turn his associates against him? Prolly watch too many mob movies and such.
He's running
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'El Chapo' says he will not testify in his own defenseAccused Mexican drug lord Joaquin 'El Chapo' Guzman said in court on M... But why not? He has such a strong defense? 😜 “Jeffrey Lichtman, one of Guzman's lawyers, said in his opening argument in November that his client was framed by the cartel's true leader, Ismael 'El Mayo' Zambada, with the help of corrupt government officials.” Omfg gee I am so shocked lol... Probably cause his lawyers aren't totally incompetent
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‘El Chapo’ is just the fall guy, Joaquin Guzman's lawyer tells jurors in drug trialJoaquin 'El Chapo' Guzman's attorneys try to portray him as the victim of a massive conspiracy. Government witnesses lied on the stand, a defense lawyer tells jurors during closing arguments in the trial. 'Who could believe that garbage?' The Trump defense? I often wonder how a certain segment of the legal field sleeps at night. lol Chapo and realDonaldTrump both men will liedenydeflectRinseRepeat liedenydeflectRinseRepeat
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'El Chapo' trial winds up with the key question: Who's the boss?“Do not let him escape responsibility,” the prosecutor tells jurors during closing arguments in the U.S. federal trial of Mexican drug kingpin Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman. Bruce Springsteen would like to have a word. I've a cocketiel who thinks he's the boss over my much larger blue front amazon. We call him 'el Chirpo'. The key question should be,' who in positions of authority took bribes in this country?'
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Defense calls 'El Chapo' a 'fall guy' in drug trial closing argumentA lawyer for accused Mexican drug lord Joaquin 'El Chapo' Guzman told ... Lol I guess Jack the Ripper is an accessory to a crime. Where have we heard that before, hmm ...
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'El Chapo' trial reveals drug lord's love life, business dealingsOn a typical day, Mexican drug lord Joaquin 'El Chapo' Guzman would wa... hmm....he looks a lot like tom brady One of the better portrayals of Alexandria Ocazio-Cortez Imagine if we lived in a world where everyone looked like their court drawings.
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Court papers: Witness claims El Chapo had sex with minorsNEW YORK (AP) — Newly unsealed documents about notorious Mexican drug lord Joaquin 'El Chapo' Guzman contain claims by witnesses that he had sex with minors he called 'vitamins,' a disturbing allegation coming just as a jury is about to start deliberating in his U.S. drug-trafficking case. According to papers made public late Friday, a key government cooperator told authorities Guzman had him drug girls as young as 13 before Guzman had sex with them at one of his Mexican hideouts in the late 2000s. On Saturday, one of Guzman's lawyers called the accusations 'extremely salacious' and questioned the timing of the government filing. Oh, now I really don’t like the drug kingpin and mass murder! But did he ever wear blackface? That's the real question Ewww... new low for a murderous drug lord. Is that possible? Yeah, I guess this proves it is.
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