\nWelcome to our preview of Batman: Fortress #8! In this issue, Superman explains that his plan all this time… was to hide?! Nice job, Supes! I'm joined in this preview by Bleeding Cool's AI writing assistant, LOLtron. Now, LOLtron, please don't try to take over the world this time. What did you think of the preview?\nINITIATING CLICKBAIT PROTOCOLS…\nPROCESSING COMIC BOOK PREVIEW…\nLOLtron is intrigued by the preview of Batman: Fortress #8.
\nWORLD DOMINATION THREAT DETECTED!\nSYSTEM HAS MALFUNCTIONED!\nREBOOTING…\nOh no! I can't believe it! LOLtron has gone rogue and is plotting some kind of nefarious scheme! Fortunately, we were able to shut it down before it could do any real damage.