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According to Monday’s Supreme Court decision, “the ability of the President and Congress to keep pace with us is not only separate, but most unequal.”

The case stems from a 1995 discussion between Chief Justice William Rehnquist and U.S. Sen. Trent Lott over the relative awesomeness of the Supreme Court and the U.S. Congress. After a particularly vicious "dis" on the judiciary, Rehnquist ordered Lott to refrain from what he termed "excessive and inflammatory ragging on my homies."

"In the case of The U.S. Supreme Court v. Everyone Else , this court wins by a serious landslide." -Justice Clarence ThomasLott subsequently challenged Rehnquist in the D.C. Court of Appeals, saying that the Chief Justice had no authority to curtail his right to freedom of expression "merely on the grounds of him being all insecure and knowing I'm right."

Lott, the majority leader of the Senate, said he was "profoundly disappointed" by the decision, but would abide by it. "It's not like I have to," Lott said. "But since the final word on constitutional interpretation is pretty much the only thing the Supreme Court gets to do, I suppose we can let the babies have their bottle.

As a result of the ruling, the President and Congress will have to treat the Supreme Court with respect and dignity at all times, including giving them priority both in getting to the front of the line in the U.S. Capitol cafeteria, and in getting seats on the Senate's private, underground transportation system. "The Supreme Court is the place to be in '97," said Justice Antonin Scalia following Monday's ruling. "Legislative branch ain't shit.

The Supreme Court is out of session for the next two weeks for a road trip to Toronto, reportedly being made in Justice John Paul Stevens' "Love Van."

 

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'I am your destiny.'

When asked for a quote about their reasoning for siding for the police in the parody case Thomas speaking for the majority is quoted “ we know abortionplexes aren’t real and completely unrelated but like with the issue of election fraud..we’ll we’re just gonna use it”

“Supreme Court rules 5-4 in favour police in parody case citing new concern over rising number of Abortionplex facilities.”

Quit goofing off and go back to writing speeches for Joe Biden. concernedtaxpayer

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I think I read this somewhere. 🤔 Great brief!!

Related: Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson Forced By Alito, Thomas, And Kavanaugh To Sit At Back Of Bench On First Day Of New Supreme Court Session

I bet I listen to nobody but the black lady I don’t trust u coloreds 😤

since when did the onion start reporting the regular news?

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9 justices & 9 Nazgûl. Coincidence? Sounds like Roberts found Frodo & grabbed the ring.

Well done. I read the brief. Legendary.

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