“His support for the a bill outlawing abortion after the baby has a heartbeat inspired me to go around feeling the bellies of pregnant woman for heartbeats and letting them
know when they can’t have an abortion anymore.”“He doesn’t let power grid failures and school shootings distract him from tackling real problems like trans girls playing tennis.”
This was a really nice piece, Thanks!
since when did starting printing actual news?
How is Abbott doing on “getting all the rapists off the streets?”
“We both agree that 19 dead kids in Uvalde was a good start but not nearly enough.”
Half the responses are “I’m not” and they all come from the same oddly-shaped district.
“He doesn’t let power grid failures and school shootings distract him from tackling real problems like trans girls playing tennis.”
Self-loathing is still a thing? Thought this was the 21st century.
Texans will do whatever they have to, to stay in competition with Florida as the laughingstock of this country. If you’re not first, you’re last!
Savage: