Texans Explain Why They Are Voting For Greg Abbott

  • 📰 TheOnion
  • ⏱ Reading Time:
  • 10 sec. here
  • 2 min. at publisher
  • 📊 Quality Score:
  • News: 7%
  • Publisher: 51%

Law Law Headlines News

Law Law Latest News,Law Law Headlines

“I’m really digging this year’s bumper sticker design.” — Peggy Wilson (Homemaker)

“His support for the a bill outlawing abortion after the baby has a heartbeat inspired me to go around feeling the bellies of pregnant woman for heartbeats and letting them

know when they can’t have an abortion anymore.”“He doesn’t let power grid failures and school shootings distract him from tackling real problems like trans girls playing tennis.”

 

Thank you for your comment. Your comment will be published after being reviewed.
Please try again later.

This was a really nice piece, Thanks!

since when did starting printing actual news?

How is Abbott doing on “getting all the rapists off the streets?”

“We both agree that 19 dead kids in Uvalde was a good start but not nearly enough.”

Half the responses are “I’m not” and they all come from the same oddly-shaped district.

“He doesn’t let power grid failures and school shootings distract him from tackling real problems like trans girls playing tennis.”

Self-loathing is still a thing? Thought this was the 21st century.

Texans will do whatever they have to, to stay in competition with Florida as the laughingstock of this country. If you’re not first, you’re last!

Savage:

We have summarized this news so that you can read it quickly. If you are interested in the news, you can read the full text here. Read more:

 /  🏆 724. in LAW

Law Law Latest News, Law Law Headlines