Democrats Attempt To Woo Joe Manchin For Reconciliation Bill By Taping Single Hershey’s Kiss To Latest Draft

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WASHINGTON—In their latest effort to bring the centrist lawmaker aboard for the party’s signature legislation, Democrats reportedly attempted to woo Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) Monday by taping a single Hershey’s Kiss to the reconciliation bill’s latest draft. “Although we understand Joe won’t budge on certain issues, we…

WASHINGTON—In their latest effort to bring the centrist lawmaker aboard for the party’s signature legislation, Democrats reportedly attempted to woo Sen. Joe Manchin Monday by taping a single Hershey’s Kiss to the reconciliation bill’s latest draft. “Although we understand Joe won’t budge on certain issues, we thought a sweet little treat might be just the thing to help move the needle,” said Sen.

Chuck Schumer of the foil-wrapped chocolate candy, which the meader had taped to the 329th page of the $2 trillion bill’s provision for a Child Tax Credit next to a smiley face and the words “For You, Joe!” “Frankly, anything that helps inch us closer to a Clean Energy Standard is worth trying, and if that means sweetening the pot with a tasty morsel to brighten up Senator Manchin’s day, then so be it. Just making him smile is worth the effort, either way.

 

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But did it work

Such an entitlement mentality whos gonna pay for each hershey

It's now rumored that Manchin is insisting on having the soft infrastructure bill fund the placement of a lump of coal in every American's Christmas stocking this holiday season. 🤪😂

Trying taping 500,000 $ dollars to it - the same way the Coal Company did

carlquintanilla We will vote him out!!!

And the full sack with the $$$ sign on it

Joe Manchin (basically)

MollyRiordan lolololol

WHAT! He’s not going to fall for that!

carlquintanilla He doesn't want to give up his coal money for the people of West Virginia.

the_shoe_yes Should have been a Werther's Original

Weird. That stuff does working in NASA.

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