Actually ... I suspect 'the real reason' why abortion is banned by your government. Most likely ... your government hopes that the child you will give birth to later, can re supply the army stock, for the future war 🤮
LilyIdle The wheel misses the 'die from foreseeable and foreseen complications'-section.
I thought you were fake news
Jail should be bigger redder option for Republican Run states .
Change one of the free spin to 'baby daddy decides' so men can have some participation.
I can't even laugh... as this is still better than the reality in some states.
Finally. Some common sense thinking
You left off the fire station choice
Where did pregnant woman with a belly button come from. You have turned being born into a birth lottery. Mom’s killing their sons or daughters makes the Squid Game look tame.
Don't be giving them new ideas!
Trying hard to find this funny
How is one of the choices not Gulag
UrsTruly_Barbie
I love how abortion is one tiny sliver
I know it's the Onion but this technically is the truth?
As dystopian as this would obviously be, this is literally something that isn’t even necessarily satire in 2022. How far we have moved backwards in so many regards. Conservatives want to take us back to Jim Crow south where only white, land owning protestants can vote, as well.
Actually, not the worst idea.
Who needs to spend brainpower on a life-altering decision when you could spin a wheel instead
This is how the gop makes decisions for women
The 'Abortion' space is way to big 😂😂
This is more fair than current abortion laws in Texas, which is upsetting
The culture industry's a bitch.
This is a better option than is available in some states.
Or, they can go for the big prize, by opting to spin The Governing Old White Guy Barrel Of Injustice, which spits out semi-random, sentencing, lottery balls which provide either 1 free choice ( with tons of harsh judgement ) or a conservative tea bagging of unwanted procreation.
BarstoolYak the wheel is just
So you're saying there's a chance!
We have achieved peak 🧅
Just let people pay for each spin and it would pretty much be our justice system.
No whammy, no whammy..!
drpepah
New abortion law would require all pregnancy to undergo a background check weather the child would have any potential
Laughs in Afrikaans:
Buildreality showaround it. Today on,MenLiving as PregnantWoman, today we cut open to expand her chest&belly,to create an artificialwomb,thats her’s,its a bloodyprocess,from constantopen wound,&then we insert thebaby at eachstage of the9month process,so she feels like himself😂😅
Great now all the men will convert to being women. Nobody can pass that offer up.
The word 'free' appearing at a medical facility in America? And jail being such a small space? Wait a minute here, there's something up. Clearly that's from Ireland
The chances, while poor are still better then what some folks are proposing
Sadly, death should be a not tiny option as well, especially with the ectopic pregnancy insistence. Though to be clear, it's always been a relatively present risk
Except that every spot on the wheel is carry to term or go to jail. 🤬🤬🤬
A new law wouldn’t even have a chance to get one at all on that wheel
This is painful. Funny, but painful.
trans women get abortions too
2 crows
stop giving Abbott and DeSantis ideas
All the ideas on how to control this stuff always lead me to remembering the movie Children of Men... We're going to end up accidentally sterilizing the entire planet one of these days 🙄🤷🤦
It would be more merciful than anything the GOP proposes.
None of this will matter once we get to Mars.
Not the wheel! BarstoolBigCat _rone nickturani lilsasquatch66 OwenRoeder
Make abortion fun! I love it.
We should televise this.
IsItFOO Just like the bad ole days👎
We wouldn’t have to do this if we listened to Bob Barker and gotten spayed or neutered.
I love how rigged that wheel is 😂
I like to gamble.
TheAlexNevil I'm sure a lot of red states would love that.
You forgot to put on the wheel: “Listen to Qanon evangelist 12 hr sermon on abortion and libs.”
Subordination has never been so much fun!
Chuck Woolery will probably apply for the job.
So happy I'm European and nobody here gives a flying fuck about abortion and its nobody's business cause we're not right wing freaks
Meh - Babylon Bee has completely destroyed you guys.
The Price Is Right To Life
LOL
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