Proposed Legislation Offers Citizenship To Immigrants Who Can Play Piano So Good It Makes Everyone Cry

📆 8/18/2020 5:45 PM
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We have the latest on the new bill that would allow any citizen of a foreign nation to immigrate to the U.S. as long as their piano-playing is superb enough to make Citizen and Immigration officials openly weep.

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What about the sax players and the drummers? No fair! 😂🤣

Now THIS is how you do fake news! fakenews

When parody is more logical than real-life bills...

That's exactly the kind of professional assessment I expected from the current administration. Really hard to tell satire from truth these days. If you excuse me, I have to practice playing the piano.

That would be merit-based.

this is obviously fake. the only way you can play the piano so good it makes someone cry is if you hit the keys so hard they fling off and hit someone in the face /j

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