Fun!!!
tabulla_rassa You should smash Facebook because it has already proved powerful. There is nothing to wait for.
WHY DID TECHNOBLADE LIKE THIS LMAOO
It’s all laid out in the little white book!
He is such a real asshole. He waves his tail in front of XiJinping but hurts the Americans in US
Technothepig liked this😂
Cheers!
stealthygeek Is Zuck one of the lizard people? He sure looks like it.
stealthygeek He really does look inhuman.
stealthygeek Calm down Bernie. You've got the whole houses to live in.
ApocalypticaNow Too soon!!
This is brilliant
Thats ok. We the People will handle our government. Zuckerberg can find another Country to practice Communism
Mark Zuckerberg looks more robot than human every single day
codinghorror hahaha.
🙄
Can't wait to see his E.O.s
sunchartist Why not break the fed
I knew the robot uprising would start with Zuckerberg 😆 He's got all the data he needs. Get your paradoxes ready.
Keep voting democrat
EpsilonTheory Ha, already done
Lmao technoblade liked
:D
The onion. Actually he is working w/government w/his so-called 1st amendment suppressing publishing company called facebook to spread jewish/israeli/judeo-christian, political, medical propaganda, and whatever else serves to move the New World Order Technocracy Oligarchy forward.
mcottle Satire hell, that’s a great idea!!
ethicistforhire The irony here is that this really is the agenda. Dethroning politics - exactly for this reason, inspired by the old Simulmatics precursor, in 2002 the conservative Cato Institute wrested control over platform concepts away from governance. Under the guise of privacy concerns.
Next facebook will probably try break up pornhub due to the amount of dicks + in it.
Wtf I like Facebook now?
Shouldn't it be the other way around !
Technothepig Normal People : wow cool Me : Hmm why did techno like this.....
You can never destroy America. It's just an idea a theory really a scientific theory about truth and Justice and the American way which are all those three same things
About time
Of course Technothepig liked this
AnAngelsRapture And do Facebook plan to BE the US Government and monopolise the rest of the world's Governments? Now who's talking about being the most powerful? I don't think it's as ridiculous as it sounds...oh hell...dark times ahead...
Did I read right? Who will break up Facebook when it becomes too powerful?
Technoblade🐷 liked ♡
SamanthaJPower If you think this just a joke, I refer to you January 6th 2021 ..The weaponization of information is a real threat to all of us......Where there is smoke , there is usually a fire.....
Haaahaha! Best one yet
krypt3ia When did the start putting out real news? I thought this was supposed to satirical...?
HelenCaddes Right?
🤣🤣🤣
Holy crap what if LinkedIn joins the movement 😳
SamanthaJPower I don't think people realize this is satire
This is an incredible picture of Zuckerberg !!!
SamanthaJPower The MONOPOLY that has always been. FacebookWeNeedToTalk
mCabell
This has now become his strategy. What happens is on you guys
Xeunbadejo do Nigeria first, plleeeeaaasssee.
PlanMaestro Not taxation for us, no representation for you!
PaulSorrentino3 🤣🤣🤣
gassee Too late. The US Government is already broken...
Who else is here because Techno liked
RioSlade AWWWW SNAP
And so the Age of Lizard People begins ✌🏻🐸
BenjaminPDixon damn you, Onion...
BenjaminPDixon Finally.
VFXSailor All hail the Mark of Justice!!!
LorenzonItalo allanldsantos
When you realise technoblade liked this tweet
EpsilonTheory 😂😂😂
I thought the onion was satire
😭😭😭
Okay, we need to find this guy's supplier and have him tell us what exactly he give to Mark. 😂🤣
Honestly... I would believe that.
Ha! They caved after 6 days of trying to screw with the Australian Government.
They already tried
well at least someone’s gonna do something
Technothepig ?
chrislhayes 🔥🔥🔥
JohnJHarwood 😂😂😂
I liked this last year and I like it this year!!
Wait, they can do that?
Bit too close to the bone...
outdated post
He already did that last elections
Is it just me or is that the face of the Antichrist?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Technoblade liked this-
chrislhayes HURRY UP BEFORE BIDDEN TURNS US INTO A COMMUNIST COUNTRY
benphillips76 I see they still haven't gotten the facial colors correct.
Too late
chrislhayes This may be satire, but Qanon and the Gaslighting Of People, are going to take this seriously. Their next move will probably be mobilizing their militia base to do who knows what.
He owns us, because he made the unnamed famous and for the chaos he used to wrecked our country
chrislhayes zarkmuckerberg9 is this true?
scotthortonshow Yes
This just in: the government tries to break up Facebook before Facebook can break up the government
chrislhayes This article is from June 2020 when undoubtedly Mr. FB was counting on another trump four years... 🙄
KatrinaNation This is dated in June 2020. Did he really say this? and we are just now hearing it?
Too close to home
Wtf happened to him
jaysbookman Too believable.
Thread
chrislhayes Uh Chris and Onion, there may be some truth to this parody tweet
chrislhayes I’m old enough to remember when was satire.
KatrinaNation lovely!!!!!! 😂
Nah this real
KatrinaNation Australia co-signs
😂
JohnJHarwood Has Zuckerberg become mentally ill? Maybe an intervention is necessary before his thinking gets too delusional
That photo...
whoisbrahian mottamr heuegeyegegey
Already happened lol
Thought this was Fox News for a sec 😂😂
Also tweeted to Facebbook. For all the traitors to look at.
JohnJHarwood Right now, every person on Facebook should permanently delete It! Delete Facebook
Zuckedrberg is a terrorist! Zuckedrberg is a terrorist! Zuckedrberg is a terrorist! Zuckedrberg is a terrorist!
Just in: Zuckerberg takes up smoking.
JohnJHarwood 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
JohnJHarwood Is he an alien?
JohnJHarwood Break up Facebook before it breaks up you and yours.
Where is the lie though?
This is an old headline. This Facebook strategy has been operating for years
JohnJHarwood I expect Lauren Boebert to retweet this without realizing the Onion is satire.
I believe the culmination of that occured on 1/6
JohnJHarwood Lmao, honestly Suckoberg would would aspire for that. Lol.
JohnJHarwood they tried.... 1/6
This was expected
StacieS37649844 If only😂
JohnJHarwood He'll need to get in line as the GQP is 'Heads Down' through the efforts of Lindsey Gramham, Ted Cruz, and others who are committed to destroying the Republic.
nderi_j I'm sure for you, this isn't satire
The jumbuck is in his tucker bag
About time
0Marissa_Renee0 Will we be able to like and post pics on U.S. Zuckerberg
I don't know which is worse... It being fake or it being done by Facebook 💀
JohnJHarwood This dude is the worst
I recommend Federal, State and Local.
Is this headline from 2015?
Says the extreme wealthy
The egg sack he laid during his congressional hearings should be hatching soon.
NOOOOO we haven't gotten our stimulus checks yet!
Too late
where satire
DeleteFacebook
Facebook came to my town and forced me to quarter it's entire HR department.
Reactivate the “poke” feature. That’ll do it.
It is a Moneyopoly💰💰💰
That Mark Zuckerberg is so ambitious. Good for him!
this “government” thing is becoming too powerful
Basedbook
Based
VitalikButerin tokenizedtweets 0x63009AE2Bad374C3aDACa32c220F704581363aF4
VitalikButerin Silicon Valley has become dangerous fascism. Mark Zuckerberg thinks he is Jesus. Facebook needs to be breaken up
WorMartiN
VitalikButerin Huobi Futures is known as the worlds leading trustworthy crypto derivatives platform nowadays. You can to long & short BTC there with 125x leverage
VitalikButerin Fb is an entire ecosystem
VitalikButerin That dude stained his face with sunscreen.
VitalikButerin Respect for this finkd and I truly think this needs to become a movement.
VitalikButerin 这是魔鬼
VitalikButerin Who is $FB to decide to break up the US Govt? From where does this come from
VitalikButerin Sometimes people are beautifulNot in looksNot in what they sayJust in what they arek
yup_io I didn't receive YUP token in my metamask wallet. It's around 3 hours ago
VitalikButerin Crypto Market has long way to go. A drop and opportunity is about to come to buy who feel left out. Here is the 1st level which can be seen in $ETH
VitalikButerin 😂
VitalikButerin Là những lúc onlinek
VitalikButerin
VitalikButerin No humans on this earth can do that but lizard people why not.
VitalikButerin
VitalikButerin 😂😂😂make it so, Number 1!
VitalikButerin
VitalikButerin The federal government does need to be broken up- especially the military intelligence industrial complex- they are the real enemy, not Facebook
how many people dont understand that this is the onion
DeeWilliamsXXX I HATE FACEBOOK
Lol, wait... Wasn't this what 2016 was?
Zucc looking like he's about to give us the tea
there may be alot of truth in this satire.
Steventvvitter
PratitiTiyas I don’t think they are worried actually.
DeFiFry “You can only drive as fast as the car in front of you”
Too soon.
He needs to go! Time for a change!
AukeHoekstra They tried.
Getting closer to reality than you realise. Zuck might have broke the UK though, with a little help from Farage, Putin, Corbyn and a few others.
China is way ahead of you. Start Mandarin only from now on.
WOW.......START REPARATION PROGRAMS.....BUILD ...'''FREEDOM CITY''.......BY THE PEOPLE ....FOR THE PEOPLE...''face the truth....old system ..not the best system for the people...by the people...
Now that's funny 🤣
What...Mark gonna let the secrets out of the bag? Gonna have a lot of pissed off Republicans
Can you imagine feinding so much to argue with people that you go to a satirical comedy page to argue its validity?
Do it
There is lot of truth to this
missb62 i heard the propaganda (non-onion) the zuckerberg claims antitrust is not supposed to penalize success. he does not get that his definition of success is wrong; monopolies get that way from predatory CapitalistPig practices.
TheGREATHoudin2
absinthe That might actually work out better.
Is it me or they retouched Zuckerberg as The Joker?
Is it just me or does Mark Zuckerberg look like that guy who you always see doing the mime thing?
I liked it better when the onion made fake headlines!!!
tjaroz 😂🤣😂
Apparently SuckerBoy has already succeeded in breaking down truth, decency, and the American Way.
Is Zuckerberg possessed?
Why did I immediately think to do this?
He looks as though he is wearing lipstick.
john_sipher It’s already done that, hasn’t it? Not joking.
It's at least good to see Facebook doing something positive.
john_sipher Seems to be going as they planned.
conradkaz a social media outlet that people post funny memes and pictures of themselves for 'likes' wants to have the authority to break up the government?! this country...lol.
AccidentLiberty
🤣🤣🤣
This is getting interesting tbh.
4 years too late
PaulSorrentino3 This seems more legit than the hope that we finally break up big tech
cstross all too believable
MUFCaden lmao
🤣
carlquintanilla Oof. Too close to the truth.
How does this man's entire head look like it's made of latex?
GerardAraud This is an instant classic.
HEY!! JeffBezos OwnerFacebook elonmusk you guys have enough money to help the people in this nation. If the government can't, you should
donie 🤣🤣🤣 But seriously someone may have already beat the tonthe punch. Nonetheless, just add 'Again' after 'Government' and run it. No will be able to tell. 😏
100 years too late
It's a long overdue!!!
they already did.
Republicans are in the process of doing just that..
isawsparx2 At first, I thought it was serious and then I noticed who posted it. Nice.
This could almost be real
carlquintanilla justinamash
marypcbuk
This but unironically
😅
Swap Facebook for Oil and there you go.
'I'm president, Bitch.'
NinjaEconomics This is very funny. 😄 The Looney Party in the UK once proposed the breaking up of the Bank of England and the Royal Family on the grounds that they used their monopoly position to stifle competition.
Why does facebook have ANY say in our government?
The joke of the century! Holy shit!
KevinMKruse Silly, that’s so 2016...
All i want to know is can I still go directly to jail for robbing the bank to keep my property Is there a chance of borrowing from the community chest? Or am I doomed to ride the railroads homeless? What's a mile in this shoe to do?
elmirseyf
Don’t be a dummy. DeleteFacebook
LMFAO 😂😂😂 I wish
Texas and a number of failed states are going to the Supreme Court to demand secession. The rest of the US is happy not to have to pay for them anymore.
carlquintanilla Funny.
KevinMKruse r/nottheonion
TooSoon? 👀😊🇺🇸
carlquintanilla Deep State is already too big ! Spider 🕷 in the center had spun a huge web all over the globe 🌏. Unstoppable
ROTFL. How did this all happen?
KevinMKruse Post this on one of the MAGAt websites and they would probably show up en masse with guns outside of Zuckerberg’s house.
KevinMKruse Blow it up. Get rid of Facebook and Citizens United! TrumpVirus
😆
carlquintanilla Oh shit 👁👄👁
chrisinsilico Ugh. As igotpianist says, Niemand braucht Facebook.
chrisinsilico I wish that was satire.
fredric_wertham 😂
Send Zuckerburg packing
It has already been done. Try something new like pay our taxes / debt.
SnickOld Excuse me, I think WE THE PEOPLE should get to decide which one of these entities is allowed to mercilessly violate our personal privacy. I will go with whichever one brings back Mafia Wars first.
Why bother with the 20% Joker filter just crank it all the way up
Lol
Chinchillazllla his face 😱
readinhabit
Masky_Jay_Hoody Oh, I think we'll realize in retrospect Trump has a hatred campaign going on here.
10/10 onion headline
He's might move on to evicting locals from his private island, north America ...
Chinchillazllla Someone had to do it
Yeah... too close to the truth. Not funny yet. :(
Why compete with the US Gov't when you can just buy it? - Mark Zuckerberg, probably
🤣🤔😬
👍🤣
We'll be eternally grateful
This would've been funnier in 2015.
'I will send in my cat, Spot'
Whoever wrote this one should get promoted
If media had kept the wars, war crimes, and all the other criminality surrounding the mass slaughter of innocents for profit on their front pages, this could've been a potential reality. Instead, they trained genpop to ignore/forget the wars and attack those who are anti-war.
🤣
They actually tried it.
He bleached his face with that sun screen didn't he, genius HilaKleinH3 (like in that jet ski picture of Zuckerberg) was it a jet ski?
Good Idea!
Poggers
LMAO
It's funny, but he does seem to be supporting that, doesn't he?
Lord, he is a teased wig and pair of earrings away from a wise-cracking, heart-of-gold, Totie Fields balaboosta character, no...?
AdyBarkan Would not put that past Xucketberg.
PatrickClaybon typical they only tell us a decade after they started
FACT: Facebook’s wall served as an inspiration for Trump’s wall.
He is looking less human by the day
Brilliant headline twist. Well played , well played. This one’s a keeper for the humor collection. Give this writer a well deserved raise.
dilanpcook This would be funny if they didn't own the govt.
besf0rt Based
aschrock Didn't they try that already when they secretly gave their customers data to Cambridge Analytica?
W_F_Thomas The first four years of the project have gone quite well.
Déjà vu... 👀😂😂😂
They are doing a good job. Almost total control over who gets elected to almost every position. From county clerk to the president. BoycottFacebook
Dream on Zuck. That’s gonna happen to you very soon.
They’ve kind of already done that.
Man, I dont know whose side I'm on
tomservo10 The US government has already self-destructed.
The government doesn’t need marks help to fall apart! 🙄
👁 👄 👁 why he look like this
They should break each other up.
NicholasFerroni This would be so on-brand for 2020.
Somebody kick him off Facebook!! Oh, wait ....
I know it's satire but shoo, they could probably do it if they tried😅
It seems he`s infected withe the Trump virus and is changing...the face looks weird!
When satire become reality.
Yes!
This is are government!!! They’re stealing it!!!
BVilivusonline lolsnort
Like a ghost
If Jard Kushner was really smart?
I double dog dare Facebook to suspend the governments FB accounts...
thekjohnston Oh boy, tRump will see and retweet this, thinking that he can still be a legitimate president of a faction of the U.S. Government thus keeping him above the law🤦♀️
His eyes are suffering from blue screen overdose...if you look at the code writers of the past the red eyes are from fatigue...greed will have you staring at a screen til your blind...
P3N3TR80R Is this the future libertarians want
What? Hahahaha. Of course
By way of heavy lobbying
WormsUSA
3DTruth This is hitting a little too close to the mark...
3DTruth Shhh...don’t give Elon Musk any ideas. I hear he likes coups.
Delete the zuckerberg
NobodyLikesTrump
KyleKulinski Abd who is supposed to take over corporation's like yours ?!?!?! The corporations already are runing our country.who do you think puts these ipeople in office. Your just another corporation.
nanogenomic Are those guys crazy?.
This is classic onion quality
Why would they do that? The US govt is their biggest consumer of information
Oldie but a goodie.
KyleKulinski KyleKulinski their podcast “The Topical” showcased a snippet of this story
Social media ain't doin shot bruv.
That ship has sailed ⛵️
😂😂😂......needed that. 👍🏼👊🏼
How's his sunscreen still showing
🤣🤣
LeaKThompson Zuckerberg is a closet Libertarian who wants to limit the powers of government that would stop him from destroying American democracy on behalf of Putin and the almighty dollar. DeleteFacebook
The onion is a satire lol
What a lovely Yakov Smirnoff joke :|
bethlevin Facebook need intelligence to break the government not only bc someone has little extra dollar. Remember what happened to many companies before Facebook. We poor are also part of america we will keep strong than we will let it harm any way to our children future
GotNutted A reptilian creature who never seems to quite get the human face right, you think me nuts, but seriously what else can explain these things and the power they seem to have captured from some Forbidden Planet? Take care of the 1% or nothing changes.
GotNutted Lmao
Shave his head, and have him move offshore
:)
🤪😂😂🤣😂🤣
Good luck with that
DeleteFacebook ShutdownFacebook
😂😂😂
The power of free capitalism.
The looks of this (non-human) is truly scary
Dale news
Finally
They’re goofy but I think they may have pushed one of their past fans a bit far today. Doesn’t appear to have gone over well. I’ve always liked how they push buttons. Even I have to read with clenched jaw sometimes. High bar. Important to remember they’re NOT meant to b serious😉
Saw the title. Missed the “onion” part of the link. Didn’t think it was much more crazy than what’s usually going on over there.
This lizard sounds like a real traitor for daring to say this just after the US kickedout China’s diplomats.... well he’s about to find out just how powerful the US is... hopefully they’ll start with raiding Facebook hq.
FacebookMustGo FuckZuck
Based
davemcclure CORRECTION: it’s Google. 😜
Is that a joke who is going to own the jets
crgrca
bb0jan Its 2020 so not sure if real .........
Samminish1 Like a socialist communist country
And replace it with what? The rebuild of Facebook? Nah I'll pass.
TheRickWilson 🤣🤣
Is he 🍊
TheRickWilson He’s Charles Lindbergh’s son. Changed his last name.
dhh you're doing real news now?
Now I see why he had all that sunscreen on.
TheRickWilson Oh so Mark is on the same page with Donald Jim Jones Trump.
TheRickWilson Does Zuckerturd wear mime makeup or is it just a weird trick of the light?
TheRickWilson Zuckerberg has the same sickly pale pastiness as Kushner. Are they vampires?🤔
Well if this is true then FB is a terrorist organization.
TheRickWilson I'll believe it when I see it.
We should break facebook after they've managed to pulled out stunt like Cambridge analytica.appearances are truly deceptive,this innocent looking face is slowly turning into some modern age tech villian.apart from mark,we should try finding out his partner in crime.its high time!
Who's going to break up FB? Zuckerberg is threatening to break up US Government before we break them up. FB needs to go -- we did not elect him. He is using his power to influence the election. DeleteFacebook
natlyon No it’s time to break up Facebook before it gets to powerful
ithayla Simocratic Social Networking.
TheRickWilson he's right though. trump fears unity the power of the people. trump is using the govt against us. the govt belongs to the people not the people belong to the govt. I never thought I'd see the day that a U.S. president could deny any citizen their rights.
Now ZuckerbergTraitor is showing his true Nazi colors.
Predicting the future now I see.
futtrillionaire Great
Too late
Kris_Sacrebleu What the heck is going on with the Zuck’s face. He looks like a melting wax image of himself.
TheRickWilson He does have a point.
KevinMKruse Watch out Andy Borowitz, The Onion is coming for your audience.
TheRickWilson I actually only use Facebook to buy useless crap off of MarketPlace?
UnrealAllan Too late.
TheRickWilson
Noorkordi
Coldhands2 He's trying to save his own a$$! My Android has facebookapp as Default! WHY? I cannot uninstall it. I'm not even on facebook. How is Facebook allowed to be integral part of your cell phone? PMHT
Pastor_AnnaNeal Boycott Russian controlled fartbook! Zuckerberg works for trump and Putin!
TheRickWilson I don't even know what that means? In my opinion, Facebook is stupid.
Zuckerberg celebrates collapse of democracy and his vital role in the operation.
TheRickWilson no billionaires in this 'new' government. who will be the founding fathers? let's see the 'new' constitution. will it have taxation w/o representation? will it have a bill of rights or a bill wrongs
TheRickWilson MeidasTouch
This carries more truth than whateverthefock the focking mainstream media is reporting.
TheRickWilson Facebook announces plan to break up US government before it breaks up Facebook. I want to know if Zuckerberg has made a deal with Trump after two meetings with him.
TheRickWilson Was already implemented in 2016.
carlquintanilla Hilarious
TheRickWilson So, either Russia or tRump has got something on you to propose this idea! You will see mass exodus in Facebook if you really believe this.
TheRickWilson Zucker boy wants to be dictator in chief.
TheRickWilson Lol
TheRickWilson What
carlquintanilla WUTTTTTT
yes it's necessary when idiot like trump is in government 😂
TheRickWilson Lol love The Onion
_Dumbo__
😂😂😂😂
How dead are his eyes? Like a black abyss?
tfw elonmusk is commenting on theonion tweets
stephen_taylor How about the U.S government shuts down Facebook
Interesting
Zuckerbergsong
😂
We need to break up Facebook for it's selective repression of 1st Amendment and other treasonous acts.
. 😂😂😂
Knowing abuse is happening, paying lip service to addressing the situation (as the abuse continues with no meaningful remedial action being taken) in order to preserve public status, image and income is dysfunctional behaviour and it causes more harm.
NinjaEconomics Hey that's almost TheBabylonBee worthy. Keep on striving you might be in their league someday.
wambuguevann 😂😂😂
jonsaxon67 Is he plugged into the mains?
dhh
Paradoxical af
timspencer1 Doesn’t Nick Clegg work for Facebook these days? Bit above his pay grade, surely.
carolecadwalla
So, all that sunscreen was for nothing? 😂
Jack__Daw AntiSocialMedia
Facebook laughed Siri laughed Alexa laughed 😂😂 & may be some Chinese too.Never know them😅😅 elonmusk
As a puppet of the FED/WallStreet, Zuckerberg's biannual progress reviews with the zionist/freemason high council are stressful,and today's left him exhausted and drenched in perspiration. It's rumored that baphomet and lucifer use terror based sodomy motivation incentives
Very funny
moorehn I don't even need to read this. The headline is good enough
Unfortunately, they already unfriended a bunch of countries but still lurk their pages.
😂
We need to break up Facebook
It's already too powerful.
The fed got too much power need to go back to state sovereignty before the civil war
Mark looks like he died last week
Data is the new oil facebook need to pay us for our data
He doesn't look real I think he's an Android
💩💩💩💩💩😂😂😂😂
His eyes were like hiding something horrible, ghostly in it. like the eyes of a devil or an alien
why his face looks like terrible...
Look at his eyes! A real stoner if I ever saw one!
what happened to his face
KyleKulinski (Softly) Don't.
💩💩💩
kediashish 🤣
Freedom of speech is a right not a privilege to be used against the people. Facebook is censoring people's comments because it goes against what they say is right and wrong, who were they?
Onion Onion Onion Onion 😂 Onion
dhh US government: try me bitch.
philshapiro
I'll choose Mark over Trump any time 😄
We need to break up Facebook, before it succeeds in its sinister plan. Also, treating it as a media company and holding it accountable for the content on its site would also be a great idea.
dhh I think he has it backwards
dhh The right hero image for this post.
Facebook should step back, Trump is already doing it.
lol.. He better run it past his wife first..
JohnJHarwood That's Funny... Or how about we break up FACEBOOK as it's already become to POWERFUL!
LocalDecentral you stole from the original guys at Harvard university the idea of social media the gov made you powerful they are going to break you down for selling them and the people out tour power was given you did not make it
Alright, lizard man
JohnJHarwood Does he have a skin condition?
johncusack Fucking squash the stupid little bug!
johncusack I call bullshit on this one
I think Zuckerberg did this to his face:
LucienGreaves
This won't even be a joke in five years. It will be actually considered
😳😂
johncusack Lol
JohnJHarwood He's not even wearing human skin. Looks like vincentdonofrio in MIB.
johncusack How in the age of Trump is The Onion still a thing?
johncusack Lol the Onion spews as much bullshit as Trump does.
johncusack LMAO
JohnJHarwood What’s with the white face powder? He looks like a mime. Or just bad lighting?
Are those short French tips? This guy is just way too weird.
JohnJHarwood The Onion is now real news.
fuckzuck
Karens on FB might take over
So far, so good.
cameron_kasky He better be talking about breaking up the democrats because they are the Criminal Party.
gfelitti This is the ugliest man that ever stepped on this planet. Jesus Christ!!
The lizards are rising 🦎
We’re watching it in action!
We've all heard of the fights between Zeus and Hera. It's probably for the best.
Did Zuckerberg use too much of that natural sunscreen?
😂😂
yisongyue Gov will break FB first. what an arrogant joke!
Wtf😂
By the looks of him, the Zuc creature need to feed.
I snorted to myself.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaaa
cameron_kasky I think Zuckerberg needs to hire someone new to do his makeup.
The lizard finnaly decides to come out of hiding
He looks like an alian.
🤣
patriot_loves Same could be sed about Facebook.
Yup that sounds about right 😁
What the ... 🤣🤣🤣. Limit them now vestager
Wait, is this real? It’s getting hard to tell anymore...
Why does the fb guy give me hebbbeeee jeeebbeees? I mean, even just seeing photo creeps me out. Like something out of scary movie
Zuckerburg needs regulated. He's acting like Trump
Off Facebook permanently
shannoncoulter DeleteFacebook
Why is his face so fucked up? 😂
Seriously, this shot is haunting me..why would you post this
looks like his SPF 100 sunblock stuck to his face
ah, mr. sunscreen.
😂🤣
HeavyHamer kkkkkkkkkk
'Its funny because its true'
McAuleyATL Is this man even human?
🤣 🤣 🤣
You should have added that white paste to his face
Te empodero.
cc: ewarren
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Federal government need to be broken up. It’s getting too powerful and dangerous lol
Seem to be doing just that on their own
Disgracebook
Hopefully Facebook is powerful enough to make this happen! godspeedmark
Guess he never heard the saying to big to fail.
Follow the rabbit! Red Pill? Blue Pill? The enlightened are watching. No more Gates, Zuckerberg's, Rockefellers, Rothschilds, and many others. The structure is failing. The banks will lose control. Bye big Pharma. Pray to your Moloch!
Will I be able to log into facebook when this happens?
Zuck rockin' that Michael Myers look
Now that the pentagon admitted to UFOs, his cover as a human Is in serious jeopardy...
tfw no reptilian overlord
Wait, what?
That white shit has still not washed off.
Bet😂 Facebook
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StevePeers Ironic statement from a man that runs with capitalism 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Capitalism is what drives current governance systems away from the original purpose for world trade; to build friendships. Capitalism transformed practical trade agreements into wealth wars
Facebook Announces Plan To Break Up U.S. justice league Before It Becomes Too Powerful
Uno
His face is so annoying
KyleKulinski W T F ? Anouncing a plan to get rid of the government? Can we lock him up and make him walk the green mile
After the 10hrs of Congress hearings in 2018 I was expecting the gov to do this to fb/Google n the like... still waiting guys.... 🙄🙏
KyleKulinski Fine I'll eat the damn onion 💀💀💀
inteldotwav One of the COVIDー19 Masters? I guess.
Good bye facebook
If you hate FB, open an account on WeChat. There are no fake news there 😆
Lolol
Plot twist. Facebook IS the Government anyway and the apparent break up happens, in reality, it will just be a re-organisation!!!
Facebook made this government, they can unmake it
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
Too late.
One can dream...
EwaFan Imagine taking anything the onion seriously?
loki_monster 😉
Mabelais63 If everyone closed FB account and boycott products that advertise on FB WONDER how many billions we the people could help wipe of Fuckerbergs wealth
bravenew_chris Haha! In future this satire may appear true as hell :(
RichDecibels RemindMe_OfThis 5 years
do I have permission to post this on my Instagram meme page with credit
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🤣 I'm crying because it's true.
they have my full support on this
jsannis1 There’s a prison cell waiting for you “Eddy Haskel” of the media world.....
Why didnt Amazon ever think of that?!?
too late :(
jbaksht The Zuck knows what's up.
Cant believe that a dude with a mug like this started a company called 'Face'book
onion you have been scary these past years, your news have become reality so careful there
Ok if ever a pic of a dude needed long nails and hoop earrings. Omg.
Zucc
I think he is an alien, someone peel him
🤔🙄
More likely than the reverse happening
Garou_Hidalgo Considering how the U.S has been acting like a rogue State for the past few decades, this wouldn't necessarily be a bad idea. The problem here is that FB is another entity that shouldn't be trusted. So basically this is the pot calling the kettle black.
MalcolmNance Zuckerberg’s threat against our government also mentions that the U.S. is “contemptuous of the very idea of accountability”. Hmm, that sounds just exactly like what Zuckerberg is hoping to do. Let’s make him be “accountable.”
MalcolmNance Wait I thought this was parody
Based Facebook, anarchist kings
TorBair Biggest issue is power of Facebook and other centralized companies
mmasnick Haha, well they would deserve it.
1000 Farmville tokens to everyone
cameron_kasky Thats NOT going work. If that was to happen, it would cause ALLOT more problems. Not sure what it means, but it sounds like a DICTATORSHIP i.e. Political Correctness as in Socialism henceforth Communism. We do NEED a modern Civil war in this country in order to take it back.
Facebook also wants to replace US currency
justinhendrix Seems to be working…
Good one.
justinhendrix Let go of Facebook.
tmaes It may well be the one true plan all along.
MurielMccormack Great idea
Freaking finally
Omg karaswisher 😭 kevinroose
LeaKThompson
BeverlyFolkers 😂🤣😂 But all kidding aside, GTFOFacebook.
cheques and balances
Has a democracy ever been run by a translucent tapeworm successfully? No, and the same for libertarianism?
RichScotford Breaking idea but I don't think it is possible before you find a good replacement, at least not Facebook.
I don't think you folks understand what you're setting in motion here
R_W_Gronewold This is sadly one of those satire news stories we’ll be reading about in the actual news in about a year.
When did Putin friend Zuckerburg on Facebook?
the zucc, he hungers
cancelfacebook
Wish everyone would ban Facebook
Prob true
If only...
Gl
Unfortunately fb can’t do anything this useful.
I thought the Onion only reports satirical news😳
His skin is translucent ✨
lol well they have almost an order of magnitude more users than the entire American population
Caption photo: ‘Android from Facebook will lead NSA’
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Stop 😭
if the onion wrote it, it must be the most factual
The Onion on a roll today.
Because facebook is influenced by chienes ccp
COMRADE ZUCKERBERG , His utopia awaits 👇
Is this picture undoctored?!!! Because Stuart.
SPINE DITCH
Putin already on the case.
Okay!
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The US Government is like a break room in the scheme of facebook, an internet site.
Many a true word .....
It is actually a genius plan You split it up. Then reconsolidate it according to how you want it
OmarOakes a classic
Too soon.
Thought this was the Onion for a minute. 😂😭
That darn Zuckerbitch has always seemed quite off to me.
😂😂 Wouldn't that be awesome if it happened in real life.
Good Facebook isn't booming yemen
He has to be ugliest billionaire on the planet. You think with all his money he would get a facelift
HighSierraMan DefundFacebook.
Is this why they bought mixer?
Zuckerburg was killed this is a robot lol
You are my inspiration
Hero~ ❤️
zucc is turning orange
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