Nassau County Exec's Tennis Balls Rule, Don't Touch Other Player's Balls

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Make sure to pick up your own balls off the court. Tennis balls, we mean.

Nassau County chiefs want their residents to kick each other's balls if they must, but don't you dare go touching them ... tennis balls, that is. Hey, no giggling!gave a rundown on how Nassau was going to navigate reopening tennis courts there, and what the new regulations would be when handling one another's balls. Again ... tennis balls.

In fact, you can tell Curran was trying her hardest to get the word"tennis" in there each and every time she mentioned"balls," but eventually she slipped ... and let a free ball run loose in her spiel, saying folks can kick other people's balls , but there is to be no touching of said balls! That got a nice chuckle from the crowd who was listening, and finally ... Curran herself cracked up as well. She said she was gonna blush and again made another balls reference that got another giggle from just about everyone. Who says we outgrow sophomoric humor?!'s famous"Schweddy Balls" skit, where then too, it was balls galore.

 

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But moooooooom, I love playing with other player’s balls! 💦💦

Well alrighty then!!

A good rule to follow!!

Hilarious!!! When someone plays tennis, isnt the opponent touching the ball too? It would be safer if both players wear gloves.

Dont touch my balls!!!!

balls 😂😂😂

We needed the coronavirus to make this rule?

😂😂😂 wouldn’t dream of it 🤭🤭

Gay

Depends who it is...

Stay_Cruel is always touching other people’s balls.

Oh lord!

💀💀💀😂

Ok 😂😂😂😂

Not unless you’re admiring them and have a question!

Just touch your own balls

Moron

Tennis is no fun anymore.

That’s reasonable. 😂😂

What y’all think hit or trash?

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