Lol as an exworker for Amazon, I find this accurate
Here come the men in black (men in black) galaxy defender
Disproportionately extreme, methinks. Union leaders are not aliens. Or are they? 🤣😋
If only we could use that she technology to find The Onion's sense of humor. TheOnionSucks
That's crazy back in the day but business just used the mob.
*heeeeeeeeeee*
Maybe they can can also track down the dark figures controlling Joe Biden?
Sounds like old tactics Henry Ford and other major companies did back in the day.
'What do we want?!' 'To have our spines pulled out through our skins!' 'When do we want it?!' 'Right after we've been dragged up into the nearest rafters or tree branches!'
OMG! I've been reading the Onion in Madison since the 1990's, and THIS ONE GOT ME! Way, way too plausible.
ryanlcooper dee_sweeet
ryanlcooper If they bleed we can kill them
Alexa, update my resume.
So that is what those dark figures on the plane were about
tear sensing bots to track workers wanting to onionize
At first glance I read “unionize” as “urinate,” but I guess that works too?
yeah, they don't deserve a union. they are only many peoples best way of getting important goods around the countries, greatly improving many peoples lives
The only reasonable response to those who would undermine the corporate group-think by union organization? Eating them, of course. It's the American thing to do.
God damn it bezos. I knew he had connections to the Mars.
Grug not understand
explain this JeffBezos
Funny because it’s true
Weak!
the damn warpers from subnautica
DougKass Good hope they discover and fire them
givemepie360
Aliens exist
Its called the Prime Directive.
Unions are the evil of a society
Where is the lie
Could Jeff Bezos pass a Turing Test given by Mark Zuckerberg?
POV amazon employee after bathroom break:
Oh I love this episode of ‘Welcome to Nightvale’!
We need to get a predator to stop them. JoeBiden will be available after November!
“All right back to work everyone coffee break is over”
Aliens exist!
Is this true, amazon?
“You can feel when you’re getting scanned cause it gets real cold”.
These have got to be getting harder to come up with
what happens when the alien hunters unionize
Did anyone think of Bezos at time like this? Poor guy.
We have finally been given a reason to keep gloves in the glove box.
MrHennigan BaronDestructo Who ever wrote this is clearly in your league when it comes to sci/fi
As they should. Unions never output productivity they bring out the absolute passivity toward their quality of work. In Canada, the government chose Amazon for the delivery for their medical supplies amid pandemic and not the union and crown run corporation Canada post.
They aren't only because they were booked elsewhere.
JeffBezos lol
Well, they do have a map that shows where union-seeming flare-ups might occur.
Aliens? I havent read a lot of news lately but i didnt know about this. Neat.
Wait, so, are they or are they not?
So they hired the predator
Anytime.
Meet the new head of HR at Amazon.
Too real.
can confirm, every time people unionize the alien hunter eats them
Must have borrowed these hunters from the WWE
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