Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult

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The court ruled a white teen who stabbed a classmate to death will face the jury as a 300-pound black man.

 

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This is honestly horrible. What has this world come to? This is America, nobody deserves to be treated as a black man. This is what happens when you elect Joe Biden, sadly. Best Regards -David Richards

Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult via YouTube

Lmao

Oh damn

And here's with the perfect endcap for Black History Month.

Gold

Finally some equality

Yeah nah but seriously.... what the fuck’s up with her top lip? FFS, it’s giving me chills. Make it staaaahp!

Damn was she jaywalking?

Now thats what im walking about

One of rhe classics

A classic.

About time we get the Obummer judges out of there!

pinotarheelred

Here come da judge...

You almost got me this time Onion

Ahhh, The Onion Movie vibes here. I love it.

Why is Jesse Jackson or Al sharpton commenting on this

AlanTudyk Wtf?

she identifies that way anyway

If you havent, WATCH. THE. VIDEO. You wont regret it.

How the turns table have

White guy with twitter profile pic of them with a beard, sunglasses and cap: 'She lucky she wasn't tried as a white man. We're the most oppressed minority these days.'

She going to jail

Oh, then she’s fucked.

Ahh, an old Classic

Damn

massive W

She's a Stripper...

Oh boy.....

oooh she fucked! 🤣🤣🤣

Because the LAW is COLORBLINED MAFGA

Sweet so she’ll get mainstream media behind her making all of it about race. Lucky

and she's a teen right?

It’s about damn time.

Didn't y'all already make that joke?

'Nobody deserves to be treated as a black man!'

this also functions as 'white people in the news when they murder their entire family vs black people in the news when they're murdered by a cop in their own home unarmed'

CitizenBomber Thank god it’s a wet Saturday arvo, as I’m off to the beer fridge grab old one after reading this article. WTF is wrong with society these days?

Isn't this an old YouTube video?

Lol joke now but this will be the future with gender identities being the first stepping stone. Then there'll be age identities, race identities, species identities, etc. Actually some people already tried pushing trans species didn't they?

Your legal system is weird.

welp she's fucked

Absolutely Repulsive! What could she have even done to deserve that?!

This is my favorite of your videos. Hilarious, but said because it's true.

The video to this is hilarious

That's a life sentence.

😅

Holy shit she must've done something heinous 🤮

That video 🤣🤣

Oh no. RIP that lady.

She cooked fō shō. Next !!

True justice, at last.

RootVeritas Such a fate could only befall Rachel Dolezal.

I used to be a 53 year old black woman. But after nugenix I'm a 37 year old fat white Jew!

I use this video as an example of satire in class. The important question is asking students who laughed WHY they laughed. It always leads to a good discussion.

I'm sure she's not worried because she believes that justice is just as colorblind as people pretend to be

Dammmmmmmmnnnnn she's done.

Damn she got good ink tho

This is an old article, onion!! You can't fool me!!

Dayum

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so she'll be let off for low iq?

I'm glad I clicked the link. The video took me out. 😩😂😂

White women are a plague

Haha yeah! We hate women!

Damm system finally works

A classic

😂😂

Poor....Black Adult

justice reform completed in unanimous congressional bill ceremony with presidential signature by afternoon.

Now, that shows how crazy this world is Bizarre!!!!!!

satire is supposed to be believable

They can’t do that, not what the judical system in this great country was meant for. realDonaldTrump please help this girl. Please sir.

this is how we win

svyatogornyj

An oldie but a goodie.

They is taking our kids, women and children!

about damn time!!!

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