took on the role of Lindsey Graham who stepped into the defendant’s box saying chances of getting re-elected “ain’t going to happen unless I kiss Mr. Trump’s grits and tickle his biscuits, and that’s why I do declare that Mr. Trump is innocent.”
When asked why he was only admitting that now, the response was “because I’m a messy bitch who loves drama,” which excited the judge. But Strong’s Bolton wasn’t about to offer any more “free spoilers” when he had a book to sell. “It’s called ‘Harry Potter and the Room Where It Happened,'” he said.“Oh you know I’m calling Hunter Biden, too. What do you think, I hate hilarious witnesses?” Thompson’s Mathis said.
When Baldwin’s Trump entered, he addressed the judge by saying he was a “very sick old man” who could “barely get around the house,” so how could he withhold aid from Ukraine?“In what sense? Because Harvey and I overlap in a few areas,” he responded.Alex Moffatt portrayed Adam Schiff, to represent the Democrats who might have a response to this, but when he didn’t, Thompson’s Mathis called in “a real lawyer” aka“There’s no way this guy Trump only met with two Uks,” he said, as in two Ukranians.
Who gives a shit what SNL and their tired 70s boomer humor are doing?
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