New Evidence In Murder Case Leads Authorities To Narrow Down List Of Possible Actors Who Could Play Killer

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DOYLESTOWN, PA—Saying they have begun to make significant headway in the case, law enforcement officials told reporters Monday that new evidence in an ongoing murder investigation has allowed them to narrow down the list of actors who could portray the killer in a Hollywood movie.

Until this week, police confirmed, their inquiry into the Jan. 3 homicide of local woman Debra Hambleton, 39, has provided them with few clues as to who might star as her murderer in a dark retelling of the story on screen.

Additionally, Bouchard noted that composite sketches suggest the murderer is of medium build with prominent cheekbones and a sharp jawline, causing investigators to reassess their initial inclination toward an actor along the lines of Russell Crowe, unless the performer agreed to lose weight for the role.

 

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Toni Collete, yasssssss!

it used to be always just kevin spacey

JanetMaslin Steve Railsback should be the first and only choice.

We need a report on San Frans POOP FOR POTHOLES program damn it!

Could use a Tarentino revenge fantasy on the impeachment trial

7/10

. “I think there are more actors than people now”

another missed chance for more representation😔

this is stupid. At least solve the case FIRST. I can't believe this

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